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TGFITG and The GWFZ proudly present...Rules:
| *Four, four man Round Robin Tournaments where the winners of each bracket meet in the Finals on big FUCKING card 34 in a Final Four Round Robin to crown the winner! The GWFZ Title is on the line throughout the entire tournament... |
Featuring...
*Bracket # 1*
Live from Champions Hall CeresFeaturing:
GWFZ CHAMPION Strong, Umagapotamus, Ensor and the returning Narcotik...
Hosted by Mot, Kram and Johnny Rocket...
Rocket opens the show verbally slamming Narcotik in a cuss filled tirade! Rocket takes shots at Narcotik, hitting him below the belt by bringing up the 18 year olds recent re-visit with his demons during his 15 card exile...Even though the relapse into the darkness of drugs was short, and Narcotik personally sought help almost immediately, Rocket tore into the rookie as if he were space garbage...
Rocket: If he had a snake he'd be called Jakecotik!...he's so doped up on Polaris Pot that he's a danger to the rest of this fed! And who the hell put him in this tournament! Whoever it is must be smoking the same shit as Narcotik! He's a liability! He's a punk!
Kram: Ok that's enough!
Rocket grabs the holo-cam and puts his face right up to it...
Rocket: Narcotik! You listen to me boy...Regardless of what you do or don't do in this ring tonight, our war has just begun! I put you on the shelf for 15 cards the first time! The next time - IT'S FOREVER!
Mot and Kram run down the order of tonights tournament, determined randomly...
*Umagapotamus vs. Narcotik
*Ensor vs. Umagapotamus
*Umagapotamus vs. Strong
(GWFZ TITLE MATCH)*Ensor vs. Strong
(POSSIBLE GWZ TITLE MATCH)*Narcotik vs. Strong
(POSSIBLE GWZ TITLE MATCH)*Narcotik vs. Ensor
*Narcotik comes out to Marylin Manson's I Don't Like The Drugs (But The Drugs Like Me) to a monster crowd pop welcoming him back to the GWFZ!
Narcotik walks past Rocket, stops, and spits right in his face! Rocket lunges at Narcotik but is held back by GWFZ Security!
Narcotik makes his return a HUGE one flying in and around the ring, dazzling Umagapotamus and scores a historic upset over the former 2 time
GWFZ CHAMP with THE NEEDLE AND THE SPOON!
*Umagapotamus (0 - 1) rages and takes his anger out on Ensor winning with a Running Hippo Butt Bomb!
*Umagapotamus (1 - 1) wrestles his third match in a row, this time for the
GWFZ CHAMPIONSHIP vs. Strong! In the on going battle between the immovable object and the unstoppable force the champ Strong comes out on top retaining the belt with STRONG!
Umagapotamus finishes the bracket with a stunning 1 - 2 record...
*Strong (1 - 0) continues to roll, retaining the title again this time over his much smaller enemy, Ensor (0 - 1)...The Martian Defense Fighter falling to STRONG!
*And in what turned out to be the last match of bracket # 1, Narcotik (1 - 0) comes within one count of winning the title after THE NEEDLE AND THE SPOON, but becomes the third victim of Strong (2 - 0) after STRONG! as the champ retains and wins
BRACKET # 1!FINAL BRACKET #1 STANDINGSStrong (3 - 0)
Narcotik (1 - 1) *
Umagapotamus (1 - 2)
Ensor ( 0 - 2) *
*Narcotik vs. Ensor was not needed as Strong sweeps the bracket.
and...
In the
MAIN EVENT SPECIAL ATTRACTION!*Newcomers MORAL MAJORITY Varsity and Sabre, make pro wrestling *history* becoming the first ever Inter-gender tag team champions capturing the
GWFZ TAG TEAM TITLES from the GGTT when Varsity pins Overtime with HALO!
Varsity and Sabre celebrate wildly among a showering of pyro and confetti and OT blows up in the face of Pride outside the ring!
OT shoves past Pride and storms off leaving his partner Pride alone to watch the celebration of the new champs...
Coming next...
BRACKET # 2 FEATURING: OVERTIME, PRIDE, VARSITY AND SABRE!
*The FINALS will take place at big FUCKING card 34 Live from TGAITG card #1192...
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