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XW3
Sept 2, 2009 12:43:27 GMT -5
Post by Chilling Nightmare on Sept 2, 2009 12:43:27 GMT -5
Mar Far Jinx pinned Dickie Cravatte following the Chickenwing DDT. This was a comedy match to end all comedy matches but Jinx managed to stumble into hitting a flying cross body that knocked the wind out of Cravatte long enough for Jinx to hit his finisher for the win.
Mona Mammaries (w/Flex Manley) trounced Suzy Succubus (w/Johnny Satan) following a pair of Thanks for the Mammaries. Satan saved Suzy once but Mona simply hit her finisher again and scored the win.
Salacious Rex pinned The Greatest Culo following the Dino Munch. Culo did manage to get a few pin attempts after a short offensive flurry but Rex eventaully grabbed control and hit his finisher. Amazingly, Culo got his foot on the rope but Rex simply executed it again for the win.
Future Echoes beat The Rabid Canadians when Gazpatcho pinned Splattercat following Smoke Me A Kipper. Future Echoes were pretty much on cruise control as they took an easy victory. After the match, Pitbull moaned about how he was not getting all the attention he deserved.
Mr. Appliance pinned Amish Robot following Waaaaaahhhh! Appliance dominated the matchup and caught Robot offguard to hit his finisher. Before he could grab his tools to examine Amish Robot closer, Undercover Alien and Buddy Hotpants moved Robot off to safety.
HeadMasters (BiClops and Mr. Peeps) beat The Ravers (Sloth Boi and Emu Kid) when BiClops used the Burning hammer to pin Emu Kid. Sloth Boi and Emu Kid looked good for a while but Peeps managed to tag out and then BiClops trounced Emu Kid before scoring an easy victory.
Captain Wonderpants finally finishes off Sheik Yerbouti with the Wonderplex. Sheik hung on forever before the Captain finally managed to hit his finisher for the win.
Phinneas debuts his one night only secret weapon against Flex..the legendar Galactic Khan. In an upset, Flex Manley beat Galactic Khan with the Man Hug. Khan was a beast but Flex managed to survive his offense long enough to wear him down with a variety of moves before locking on the hug to win. Phinneas was furious at the result and said if necessary, he'd take on Flex himself. Flex told him to bring it on.
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XW3
Jan 29, 2010 15:24:19 GMT -5
Post by Chilling Nightmare on Jan 29, 2010 15:24:19 GMT -5
1. The Dog Pound defeated the Crapivores when Pillchard pinned La Cucaracha with the Pupperoni Press. This was a nice battle as both teams had their chances, but Pillchard managed to pick up Cucaracha and tossed him down for the pinfall.
2. Gamma Granny easily defeated Dr. Seal with a One-Finger Pin. Seal tried to talk to Granny but she quickly hit him with an atomic wedige, knocked him down with a Gamma Punch and then used the One-Finger Pin to win.
3. Suzy Succubus finally pinned Beulah Gorillacutty with an upskirt sitdown splash. The girls went all over before finally Suzy knocked Beulah down and splashed her for a three count.
4. Salacious Rex pinned Jack Pampers with a T-Rex Suplex. Rex easily dominated blocking Jack's one move and then finally suplexing him for a pinfall.
5. Hi-Tek Rednex beat The Ravers with Power Surge on Sloth Boi. Emu Kid never gets in the ring as the Rednex easily dominate and put away Sloth who consoles himself with a nap on the mat after the match. 6. Goth Boi surprised Shiitake Jr. winning with The List. Goth Boi got battered around but finally took control and then shocked the crowd by hitting his finisher to win.
7. Kween Squatifah Cookiepuss defeated Artemis Jubblies in a close match with The Cookie Duster. This was back and forth and both women had chances to win before Kween hit her finisher to take the victory.
8. Schikelgruber easily clobbered Nitro-G finishing him off with the SS-TF. Nitro got in a few early blows but Shickelgruber eventually nailed him with a lariat and then just battered him until locking on the SS-TF to win.
9. Future Echoes clobbered The American Mongols totally demolishing Mongol Bob with Smoke Me A Kipper. They might not like each other much, but The Echoes dominate again. The Mongols were left a bloody mess. The Rabid Canadians tried to attack but had taken a wrong turn and ended up locked outside the building foiling their revenge plans.
10. Octopus Johnson defeated Captain Wonderpants with the Iron Octopus Hold. Both men had trouble wearing the other down but Octopus finally clamped on his finsiher and Wonderpants was unable to escape.
11. Mona Mammaries retained the XW3 women's championship over Luchawhore with Thanks For the Mammaries. Mona had a little trouble but in the end, she was just too much for Lucha.
12. Flex Manley easily retained the XW3 heavyweight championship over Johnny Satan with Flex Appeal. After the match, Manley was ambushed by John L. Skellington and Hardcorpse along with Black Mass as Satan got up and announced the formation of his new team--The Evil Empire. Manley was left laying as the new team celebrated.
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XW3
May 17, 2010 20:54:26 GMT -5
Post by Chilling Nightmare on May 17, 2010 20:54:26 GMT -5
1. Shiitake Jr. pinned Manchovy with the Mushroom Driver. Shiitake has little trouble finishing off the anchovy man in short order after hitting a few big moves and his finisher.
2. Kween Squatifah Cookiepuss beat Tufted Titmouse with The Cookie Duster. Kween hit a big deathjump and then the Cookie Duster but Tufted quickly kicked out. She soon took advantage but made a mistake throwing Kween into the ropes. Kween hit a piledriver and then another Cookie Duster to win.
3. Dead and Loving It (Hardcorpse and John L. Skeleton) beat The Rabid Canadians when Hardcorpse used a brass knuckles noogie on Canadian Pitbull. Once again, Pitbull and Cat weren't on the same page and Johnny Satan's new team takes advantage as Hardcorpse takes the win.
4. Gothboi got into the ring and started to belittle Shiitake Jr. for his poor performance even though he won tonite. He got distracted by Shiitake's appearance though allowing Inbred Red to get the jump on him. Though he managed to battle back, Inbred Red finally took him down with a gorilla press into a power bomb. Inbred Red's power was just too much in the end. After th match Shiitake Jr. nailed Gothboi with the Mushroom Driver and taunted him about his list.
5. Torgo pinned Jack Pampers following a Flying Knee Drop. Torgo dominated the match and easily took down Pampers. After the match, Jack bawled until Flex Manley appeared and dragged him off to the cheers of the crowd.
6. The American Mongols beat The Dogg Pound when Mongol Bob pinned Pillchard with the Double Mongolian Spike. The Mongols dominated the dogs, who made a bit of a comeback. Pillchard however got caught with a big tackle and then a mudhole stomping led to the Mongolian Spike and the win.
7. Gumslinger finished off Suzy Succubus with the Bubble Gum Pop. It took a while for her to get going, but finally Gunslinger gummed up Suzy for the win. Johnny Satan went to attack Gumslinger but Captain Wonderpants made the save. Flex Manley came out and shook Captain's hand.
8. Amish Robot surprised The Nutcracker with a Barn Raising Bomb to score the win. Nutcracker was dominating the match but suddenly Robot managed to reverse the tide and quickly his the Barn Rising Bomb to win.
9. Future Echoes trashed Hi-Tek Rednecks when Kippers beat Cybroy with a Dread Lock. Ace and Bubborg never get into the match as Kippers quickly worked Cybroy over before locking on the submission and Roy was forced to submit.
10. Abraham Lincoln X overcame Mr. McCobb with the Emancapation Devastation. Mr. McCobb looked really good but Lincoln was just a little better as he finally hit Emancapation Devastation to win.
11. Mona Mammeries edged Thunderbal with Thanks for the Mammaries. Thunderball dominated most of the match but Mona managed to get advantage on the floor and hit a quick Thanks for the Mammaries to win.
12. Flex Manley and Captain Wonderpants defeated Johnny Satan and Black Mass with League Squad and Evil Empire banned from ringisde. Johnny looked awesome but Black Mass felt to Wonderpants Wonderplex. After the match, Manley and Satan brawled to the back.
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XW3
Jun 4, 2010 23:26:30 GMT -5
Post by Chilling Nightmare on Jun 4, 2010 23:26:30 GMT -5
Oog demolished Dickie Cravatte with the Prehistoric Plunge. Cravatte was actually competitive but in the end, Oog's power was too much as he tore Dickie apart before hitting the Plunge to take the win.
Gamma Granny beat Lobo with the One Finger Pin. Granny wore down Lobo with a double choke lift and throw and the Granny Knot before simply pinning him with one finger.
Morgoloth the Merciless and Mo beat The Muffin Man with Double or Nothing. Mo didn't interfere too much allowing Morogoloth to keep control of most of the match and finally finish off Muffin with their finisher.
Cap'n Bootilicious easily handled Luchawhore with the Super Rump Buster. This wasn't much as the Cap'n dominated the entire matchup before hitting the Money Maker, a couple Rolling Thunders and then the Super Rump Buster to win. After the match, Suzy Succubus attacked Cap'n until Gumslinger made the save.
Tortalis put away Thundermug with the Flying Shell Senton after Thundermug missed a top rope splash. Thundermug dominated for a bit, but completely whiffed on a deathjump and Tortalis followed up with his finsiher to win.
Sheik Yourbouti beat Dragula with the Disco Ball Drop. Dragula was dominating until Sheik took advantage on the floor and slammed Dargula into the guardrail. He then hit a quick deathjump and followed with the Disco Ball Drop to win.
Suzy Succubus finished off Gumslinger with the Succubuster. Gumslinger dominated early, and then Suzy took back control. Suzy wore Gumslinger down but looked like she made a mistake whipping her into the turnbuckle. However, she was playing possum as Gumslinger crashed into the turnbuckle and Suzy hit the Succubuster to win.
Busta Capp finished off Goth Boi with a face rake and DDT combo. Busta took it easy on Goth Boi for a while but finally got bored and DDTed him for the victory.
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