HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
The Plutonium; Pluto
December 26, 2124
The Jackson Jills defeated the Queen Bees when Julie pinned Beatrice with a deathjump cross body block.
Michael the Ark Angel defeated Ugly Coyote by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring.
Hurricane forced Victor E. to submit to a Boston Crab.
Flexicon successfully defended the HWA Tri-Planetary title when he defeated Ace Endehole by count out. During the match, Hurricane appeared on the entrance ramp and attempted to distract Flexicon by rallying the fans to cheer against him. It had appeared to work, but when Hurricane tried to take advantage of the situation by attacking Flexicon from behind, he was knocked back out of the ring. After the match, Flexicon grabbed the mike from the ring announcer.
FLEXICON
Is that the best you've got, Hurricane? Trying to rally the fans against me and then trying to attack me from behind? Well, pal, you're going to have to do a lot better than that. You can't hang with "this" (With one hand he makes a sweeping gesture over his body) and that makes you jealous. (HWA Commissioner Thomas Nixon comes down to the ring with his own mike.)
COM. NIXON
My friend, Hurricane may not have done "better", as you say, but I can. Next Saturday starts a new year for the HWA, and this little feud you've got with Hurricane, as well as the feud between the Destructive Forces and your new running buddies, the Samoan Vice Squad, is starting to get a little out of control. So here's what's going to happen. Next Saturday, the HWA will be at Butler High School Student Activity Center in Vandalia, Ohio on Earth, and on that card, you
will defend the HWA Tri-Planetary title against Hurricane...in a Milky Way Falls Count Anywhere Match.
FLEXICON
No, no, no, no, no, no! That's not going to happen. Not for the title. Hurricane by some incredible stroke of luck is too high in the current rankings. I know I've checked. The championship committee's not going to allow it to be a title match.
COM. NIXON
Yes, it's true that he's pretty far up there in the rankings, but the championship committee has never set a specific cap on where a wrestler has to be ranked to qualify for contention for the Tri-Planetary championship. That's why as of 0836 Martian time, the championship committee has determined that the rankings cap for contention for the HWA Tri-Planetary title will be the #2 contender for the HWA Heavyweight title. Furthermore, it's also been futher determined that the HWA Commissioner, that would be me, has the power to grant a title match to a lower ranked wrestler at his discretion. So therefore, you will defend the Tri-Planetary Title next Saturday against Hurricane at the Butler High School Student Activity Center in a Milky Way Falls Count Anywhere Match, or you can surrender the title right now, and I can declare the title vacant until a match between the top two contenders can determine a new champion, in which case you'd still have to face Hurricane next Saturday in a Milky Way Falls Count Anywhere Match, but as an ex-champion. You make the decision right now.
FLEXICON
FINE! That idiot can have a title match. It doesn't matter, because whether or not the title's on the line, I'm still going to wipe the arena with him.
COM. NIXON
That's not all, because next Sunday, Hurricane will team with the Destructive Forces when they face you and the Samoan Vice Squad...in an Aethran Escape Match.
FLEXICON
That's fine with me, as long as there's a stipulation in the contract that should, for some unforseen calamity, Hurricane should win the Tri-Planetary title, that if I and the Samoan Vice Squad win the match, I'm once again the Tri-Planetary champion.
COM. NIXON
I'll take it under advisement with the championship committee.
FLEXICON
Hey, that's a deal-breaker. If there's no Tri-Planetary title re-match provision in the contract, there's no Aethran Escape Match.
COM. NIXON
I'll take it up with the championship committee, that's all I can tell you. I'll let you know something by the end of the show, but for right now it you'd be so kind as to get out of my ring, I'd like to get this show on the road again. (Flexicon leaves the ring, followed by Com. Nixon.)
Alison Chainz successfully defended the HWA Ladies title against former champion Demiah the Devil's Daughter by disqualification when Demiah repeatedly rammed Alison's head into the security rail.
Pearl E. Gates pinned Abercrombie Bitch with the GATES OF HEAVEN.
'Nuff's Enough defeated Esther-Jenn by disqualification to hold onto the HWA Ladies Tag Team titles when Jenn attacked Justine Nuff with a Pele Kick in an attempt to save Esther from being pinned with a hurricanrana.
King Kobra pinned Gangurru with a Death Valley Driver.
Bootylicious Bertha pinned Ambrosia with the BOOTY BOMB.
The Annihilators defeated the Killer Whales to keep the HWA Tag Team titles when Krogon pinned Willy with the FRANKEN-KROGON.
Warren Peace pinned Big Poppa Roach with the ART OF WAR.
In the shocker of the evening, Dewie Cheatham became the new HWA Heavyweight champion when he pinned Armageddon with a heart punch.
And in the main event, the Progressives defeated Road-Rayge by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring between Roadkill and Guy-Koh.