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Post by bazzy on Sept 10, 2008 12:41:42 GMT -5
Galactic Central News There was a news statement read out by President Bash . "Good evening rasslin fans . The world of rasslin has come under a sneak attack by a faction known as the Rebellion Rats . I need all decent good willing wrestlers . To unite and fight this faction . To form the U.S.W which stands for 'United States (of) Wrestling' . I need 11 wrestlers . 9 male face single wrestlers , 1 face male tag team and 1 face female wrestler . Anyone who thinks or believes , they can help us save the rasslin world from disaster . Please contact 9U1S1W straight away , before its the end of rasslin . Yes rasslin no more . Don't just sit there and allow them to win ."
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Post by bazzy on Sept 25, 2008 12:49:51 GMT -5
September 22nd held at Salyron training hall , Andromeda
President Bash made another public plea . For 11 wrestlers to come forward to form . "United States (of) Wrestling"
(ladies) Trouble bt Cleopatra 0min30 (T.J Young was referee) Charging knee & pinned
Raging Bull bt Barfly Mike ?min?? (Referee X was ref) Seeing Red
(midget) Wolf Cub bt The Shrimp 0min07 Club Face Claw
(Tag) D'Arccissars bt DCW Shell Shocked & Cotton Tale ?min?? (Ref was Referee 3000) Jean D Spine buster & pinned Shell Shocked
aWo Zantak bt Troyboy ?min?? (Referee was Ref 3000) Dead Meat
Lars Toxik The Truth Talk show guest were the Rebellion Rebels (All in army gear and all wearing masks) Lars "Hello Rebels . Boys have you gone way over the edge . I mean kidnapping Superman , for one . Who are you ?" Wrestler #1 "Who am I ? ." (Takes off his mask) "Yes its me nGo The British Bomber . Remember me ? . Remember the Suicide Kid ? . Remember the famous Shark Tank PPV match ? . You ask me why ?" Lars Toxik "Wrestler #2 , step forward please" Wrestler #2 (Takes his mask off , it was Barfly Mike) "I only done it for the beer , vodka and violent matches . What is Bash offering ? Truth , justice and a pepsi . Come on !" Wrestler #3 (Takes off his mask , it was Immortal Mr Singh) "For a year people still think I am a bum . You will laugh the other side of your face . When I get my hands on you ." Wrestler #4 (Takes off his mask , it is Backdraft) "Why ? How many firemen risk thier lives . They keep on cutting back on our services . There seems no justice for the fire department . I was so disgusted , I have turned my back , on the one there that I thought was my life ." Wrestlers #5 (Takes off his mask) "I am Major Mustafa . Don't you dare say who ? . The most feared man in the middle east . Is now invading your terrorities ." Wrestlers #6 + #7 (Both take off thier masks) "Like Major Mustafa . We are the Jihad . The most feared and banned tag team from the Middle east . Soon you will find out why ?" Wrestlers #8 (Takes off his mask) "Yes its me . Everyone favourite jerk . Slow Ass Wally for years I delievered your cards . Hail , rain , snow , ice and been chased by rabid mad infected dirty smelly dogs . What do you do ? . Moan , where are my cards ? . Someone in Detriot , had his card two days ago . Now its going online . Do you know what that means for me ? . I may no longer have a job ? . You will all pay for that one ." Lars Toxik "A female ? " Wrestler #10 (a female takes off her masks) "Hello , stop dribbling man . Are you pleased to see me ? . Bet you are ? . You'd love to see my private . Not in a million years . I am Private Parts . One knee in your privates , you'll be in parts . Stand to attention ? . In your dreams !" Wrestler #10 (Takes off his mask) (The crowd was shocked) "Yes the mother of all hatred . Saddam Insane . Conrolling your oil . Now when we control your wrestling . You will have to surrender to us ." Lars Toxik "So #11 step forward . The leader ? The man who started all this anarchy and chaos . Who are you ?" Saddam Insane takes off wrestler #11 mask (Its David Bazzy Basnett) Lars Toxik "Why Bazzy ? . You plotted kidnapping Superman ? . Teaming with a middle east faction led by Saddam Insane , why ?" Bazzy just laughs Lars Toxik "President Bash will create United States (of) Wrestling . You have had it then ? ."
(ladies) NAWC Salem bt Misery ?min?? (Hardcore Hank was referee) Witching Hour
Crow bt Bloodshed ?min?? (Hardcore Hank was referee) Deathsault
SnG Ladies Tag Team Title Match (SnG Ladies Tag Champs) The Iron Maidens bt Sisters of Slither 0min47 Laura Wildfire Phoenix Whiplash on Madam Boa
(Tag) Cosmic Patrol bt The Patients (w/ Mad Matron) ?min?? (Referee 3000 was Ref) Gunner Bullet on Sicko
O.W.A Striker bt Spiderboy (Drank Transevolver Cola before the match - Ah refreshing started on Level 1 offence) 1min10 (Rajay Sway was Referee) Megadestroyer
SnG Midget Master Title Match (SnG Midget Master Champion) The Munchkin of Murder bt Scrap Metal 0min47 Dorothy's deathdrop & pinned
(Ladies) Lady Contessa Windsor bt Britanny The Bold 0min56 (Dizzy Dean was referee) Union Jack Drop
SnG Tag Team Title Match NACW M'n'M bt (SnG Tag Team Champions) Uptown Express 0min13 (J.D Price was referee) Eric Cage threw Dillon Madness Mason into the turnbuckle . Madness moved just in time . Eric Cage shoulder first into the turnbuckle post . Madness pinned Eric Cage (Uptown Express reign lasted for 24 days)(This is NAWC M'n'M 2nd reign as SnG Tag Team Champions)
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Post by EricM on Sept 25, 2008 13:08:17 GMT -5
Nooooooooo, not Wally! Good stuff, Bazzy!
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Post by neily on Sept 26, 2008 8:31:51 GMT -5
Excellent stuff Bazzy i love the terrorist storyline. So yeah folks boo me for saying that.
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Post by bazzy on Oct 9, 2008 12:42:47 GMT -5
September 27th held at Demetrion Grove at Virgo cluster
OWA Striker bt Captain Freedom 3min14 (Referee was Ref 3000) Decaptitor (Referee 3000 was hurt 2min41 til 3min07)
(Ladies) Magical Mymphini bt VCW Glamour 0min34 (Dizzy Dean was referee) The Magic Box
(Advert) President Bash is still looking/wanting for 11 wrestlers to form the United States of Wrestling .
(midget) A Little Hellion bt Small Skull Warrior ?min?? Little Hellfire
Umagahippopotamus (making his SnG) bt Mr Thug 1min20 (Hardcore Hank) Samoan Hippo Spike
(Tag) Armageddon bt Jihad 1min11 (Pulsar was referee) Slaughterhouse Power Bomb on Abdul
Lars The Toxik Truth Talk show . Lars Toxik "See in the G*W*F that Phantasy was voted Playboy girl of the year . What about our own Hardcore Sexy Stunner of the year ? . We have many better females than Phanasty . Believe me !"
British Bomber bt Lars The Toxik Truth 1min33 (Hardcore Hank was referee) Waistlock suplex & pinned
(Ladies) NAWC Salem bt Tytannia 0min17 (Hardcore Hank was referee) Witching Hour
(Ladies Tag) Native Spirit (Dove & Running Water) bt Billy The Kidd & Jesse James 0min19 Running Water Shoot The Rapids on Billy The Kid
(Tag) The M1 bt Cosmic Patrol 2min25 (Celestar was referee) The M1 on Gunner)
Halloween Hank bt Icarus (Drank Transevolver Cola before the match - Eh what a head rush - Halloween Hank started on Level 2 offence) 1min 29 (J.D Price was referee) Fright
SnG Midget Master Title Match Wolf Cub bt (SnG Midget Master Champion) Munchkin of Murder 0min17 Cub's Face Claw (This is Wolf Cub's 4th reign as SnG Midget Master Champion)(Munchkin of Murder reign lasted for 70 days)
Masked Evangelist (w/ Pope Sixtus) bt OWA Raging Bull 0min25 (Hardcore Hank was referee) The Alter Call
Foreign Title Match (Foreign Champion) Drake Steel bt Next Generation 2006 Max Shield 1min30 (T.J Young was referee) Steel Force
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Post by bazzy on Oct 22, 2008 13:04:20 GMT -5
October 2nd held at Plutark Gemstone arena in Bymstone
Lars Toxik guest was President Bash . Lars Toxik "So who is sworn into the United States of Wrestling ?" President Bash "After countless , endless text messages and emails ." Lars Toxik "Is it true that Star Warrior even contacted you ?" President Bash "for national security reasons who applied can never be released .The only details that can be released is who has been sworn in . the following list of myself , Soug , nGo Mr Frost (w/ nGo Mr Hoffa) , OWA Raging Bull , Postman Pat , Tag team of The Magnificent Ones , Female wrestler Florida Pride Nita Prentice , Hardcore Jim Steel and John Officer . In god we trust for the sake of wrestling . My the best team win ." Lars Toxik "No American Pride or NAWC MnM in the tag team divsion ?" The female Florida Pride Nita Prentice are you crazy ?"
WGX Hellspawn bt Crow 0min21 (Dizzy Dean was referee) Evil lariet & pinned
Soug bt Major Mustafa 0min44 (Referee was Ref X) Major Mustafa deathjump boot smash - Spoug moved out the way . Major Mustafa crashed onto the mat and pinned by Soug
(Ladies) Lady Contessa Windsor bt Twilight 0min48 (Referee was Ref 3000) Royal Pain
(Tag) VCW Buckshot & Hickory bt The Patients (Sicko & Mr ill) 0min22 (Referee was Ref X) VCW Buckshot out the ring backdrop driver & pinned Sicko
WGX Fixxer bt Tasmanian Dveil 1min29 (Referee was Ref X) Corporal Punishment
(midget) Star Kid bt The Imp ?imin?? Cosmic Bot So Big Bang
Jnr Leatherface bt Ace Altair 1min21 (Referee 3000 was ref) Running sit out powerbomb & pinned
Halloween Hank (w/ Terence Foghorn) bt nGo Apostle 0min30 (Hardcore Hank was referee) Fright Night
Big Shot Scott Miles bt Grandad Rocker 0min07 (Dizzy Dean) The Big Shot
SnG Triple Threat Title Match (SnG Triple Threat Champion) Nova Kane bt nGo Pullos & Nebula Ninja 1min53 (T.J Young was referee) Nova Kane Root Canal on Pullos
Foreign Title Match (Foreign Champion) Max Shield bt The Soulwatcher 1min01 (Dizzy Dean was referee) Steel Face
SnG Ladies Title Match (SnG Ladies Champion) Tundra bt Zeta 0min27 Nybrid Hell Drop
SnG tag Team Title Match Valhallas Champions bt (SnG Tag Champions) NAWC MnM 0min33 (T.J Young was referee) Odin The Eyes of Odin on Brock Mason (This is Valhallas Champions 1st ever reign as SnG Tag Team Champions)(NAWC MnM reign lasted for 10 days)
WGX Heavyweight Title Match (WFX Champion) NAWC Sammael bt John Officer (Drank Transevolver Cola before the match - Dude I am gonna hurl . Run to the bathroom in an emergency) 0min46 (Rajay Sway was referee) Spring DDT & pinned
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Post by bazzy on Nov 11, 2008 2:53:52 GMT -5
October 8th held at Styx River Front Arena
nGo Death Knight II bt Ject Fett 1min35 (T.J Young was referee) DKII DDT & pinned
(Tag) American Pride bt Flamboyance 3min57 (Hardcore Hank was referee) Chad Hillsman Belly to back suplex & pinned Roadblock
(Ladies) Tiger Mask bt NAWC Carmilla 2min04 (Celestar was referee) Dq'd feeed off opponent
Immortal Mr Singh bt (Earth First 2121) Moses Hardcore 0min49 (Rajay Sway was referee) Immortal Dream
(midget) Underkill bt The Shrimp 0min10 Dq'd
Lars The Toxik "The Truth talk show" guests were Tag team "The Patients" Mr ill and his dog Sicko . Lars "Where is your nurse Mad Matron ?" Mr ill "She was never our nurse . She just followed us around , like a bad nightmare dream ." Sicko "Saying Have you taken your medication ? Have you been to the toilet ? . It was just question after question , with her . "
Dragkil bt WGX Emir En Muerte 0min27 (J.D price was referee) Dragon Drop
Thundermug bt The Masked Evangelist 0min41 (Pulsar was referee) Mug Shot
Dark Patriot bt Bones 0min907 (Celestar was referee) Dark Missile
Republic bt Major Mustafa (Drank Transevolver Cola before the match started . Where do they brew this ? . Republic attacked Major Mustafa from behind) and started on Level 1 offence) 1min29 (Dizzy Dean was referee) Dq'd hit with a loaded boot spike
Hardcore Jim Steel bt Backdraft 1min18 (T.J Young was referee) Fatal Shots - After the match Backdraft attacked H-C Jim Steel with back body drop - fire bomb & flame thrower
(Ladies) Madam bt Trouble 2min15 (Rajay Sway was referee) Madam Bearhug
OWA Lord Alain Windsor bt WGX Fixxer 0min30 (T.J Young was referee) Windsor Whirl
S'n'G Ladies Heavyweight Title Match NAWC Salem bt (SnG Ladies Champion) Thundra 0min16 (J.D price was referee) Witching Hour (This is Salem 1st ever reign SnG ladies Champion)(Thundra reign lasted for 28 days)
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Post by bazzy on Nov 20, 2008 2:26:31 GMT -5
October 14th card held at AWF arena stadium
Iceberg bt Cygnus the Destroyer 0min50 (T.J Young was ref) Belly to belly slam & pinned
(Ladies) ICOF Spellbinder bt Olympus Mons 0min36 (Rajay Sway was referee) Spellbound
(Tag) Texas Gentlemen bt WGX Empaths 0min59 (T.J Young was referee) Hang Em High on Remorse
nGo Manu Takulha bt nGo Honest Abe 3min10 (Ref was Referee 3000) Tidal Wave
Lars Toxik The Truth talk show Guests where the tag team "The Patients) (Mr ill & Sicko) Mr ill "I am upset and sickened by what you do , Sicko ? . Why dump Mad Matron ? . She helped me when I had problems . the rash , my tablets and a clean pair of underpants . When my wife and 3 daughters , dumped me for dead at the roadside , like roadkill . Matron was there ." Sicko "She was horrible and ugly . I will help you with a better looking bird ." Mr ill "Bird ? . No female with wipe my eeerrrrrrrrrr or dress my no I can't say it , see I'm getting hot and nervous just thinking about it . I will give you till Halloween (17 days time) , to sort me out ."
President Bash bt Immortal Mr Singh 0min07 (Hardcore Hank was referee) Shock And Awe /// After the Match Immortal Mr Singh attacked President Bash with ring to forehead - inner squeeze and headcrusher
(ladies) lady Contess Windsor (w/ LordAlain Windsor) bt nGo Tiger Mask 2min03 (T.J Young was referee) (Out the ring) back body drop & pinned
(midget) Scrap Metal bt Wolf Club 0min25 Dq'd
NAWC Butcher bt Big Shot Scott Miles 2min48 (Celestar was referee) Get the Spatula
British Bomber bt nGo Mr Frost (w/ nGo Mr Hoffa) 2min34 (Hardcore Hank was referee) nGo driver & pinned
(Tag) The Magnificent Ones bt The Jihad 0min42 (Celestar was referee) Abdul Bludgeon with ringside ringbell Dq'd
(tag) American Pride bt WGX Jaws of Fear 0min21 (Hardcore Hank was referee) Chad Hillsman Stars and Bars on Venom
SnG midget Master Title Match (SnG Midget Master Champion) Star Kid bt Underkill 0min10 Cosmic Not So Big Bang
Republic bt Razor 1min45 (T.J Young was referee) Land of the Free
Major Mustafa bt O.W.A Raging Bull 0min55 (T.J Young was referee) Belly to belly suplex & pinned
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Post by bazzy on Dec 4, 2008 2:40:07 GMT -5
October 20th held at Thrika Fieldhouse in Alaara
Patch bt Siphon 0min30 (Celestar was referee) Moon Blast
(tag) The Samoans bt Creatures of the Night 0min46 (Celestar was referee) Enforcer Bellysplat on Nightmare
Lars The Toxik "The Truth Talk show" Guest was Saddam Insane Saddam "Let me tell you some very disturbing news . I have contacted Doc Apocolypse to create a dirty bomb . Whenever one of my stars is losing a match . I can drop the dirty bomb . Gas everywhere and the card will have to be called off ." Lars Toxik "You what ! You can't do that ?" Saddam "Watch me , do it . I told you this would be the mother of all wrestling wars ."
WGX Stain bt Bloodshed (Drank Transvolver cola before the match - Yuck horrible . WGX Stain started on level 1 offence) 0min14 (Hardcore Hank was referee) Dq'd using meet the Arsenal
(midget) A Little Hellion bt A Bit of Chaos 0min42 Small Cross
(Ladies) Florida Pride Nita Prentice bt Private Parts 1min13 South beach screwdriver & pinned
Backdraft bt O.J Inferno 0min15 (Rajay Sway was referee) fire power & pinned
(Ladies) Mad Geordie Bitch bt Grandad Rocker (w/ Vickki Vodka) 0min55 (Rajay Sway was referee) Ropes disaster & pinned
(tag) The M1 bt VCW Hickory & Buckshot ?min?? (T.J Young was referee) The M1 on Hickory
SnG Midget Master Title Match (SnG Midget Master) The Star Kid bt Scrap Metal 1min05 Cosmic Not So Big Bang
The Priest (w/ Pope Sixtus) bt nGo The Apostle 0min32 (Celestar was referee) The Blessing
W-G-X Heavyweight Title Match (WGXChampion) NAWC Sammael bt Thundermug 0min08 (Celestar was referee) End of Days
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Post by bazzy on Dec 13, 2008 2:20:53 GMT -5
October 25th held at Metal Mountain in Titan
P.C speedo bt nGo Big Con 0min41 (Hardcore Hank was referee) Speed Limit
SnG Commissioner's Shark Tank (office) was female wrestler Lady Contessa Windsor who spoke "Sharky , you have to help me tonight . I am in a Loser must wear a turkey suit outfit . I can't do it . I am professional wrestler , not so drumstick ." Shark "I'm sorry the match wll got ahead as plan " Lady Contessa "That's Fowl and your Foul ."
(Ladies) Catress bt Warbird 0min17 (T.J Young was referee) Nine lives & pinned
(Midget) Small Skull Warrior bt Munchkin of Murder 1min01 Powerslam & pinned
(Tag) Headache & Killjoy bt WGX Red Guard 0min16 (Hardcore Hank was referee) Killjoy Killer Choke Hold on Oblivion
VCW Jackpot (Drank Transevolver cola before the match - Eh its refreshing stuff - Started on level 1 offence) bt Silverfang 0min37 (Dizzy Dean was referee) All In
(Ladies) Madam bt Florida Pride Nita Prentice 0min09 (T.J Young was referee) Madam Bearhug
(tag) The M1's bt D'Arccissars 0min16 (Referee was Ref 3000) The M1 on Jean D'Arccissars
Lars Toxik talk Show "The Truth" Guest was Suicide who was sneaked attacked by NAWC Sammael with an aluminium baseball bat , before Suicide could speak .
John Officer bt Barfly Like 0min25 (Pulsar was referee) Standing dropkick & pinned
Red Devil bt Lord Alain Windsor 0min11 (Celestar was referee) Way To Hell
SnG Midget Master Title match (SnG Midget Master) The Star Kid bt A Little Hellion 0min44 Dq'd
Loser Must wear a Turkey Suit Outfit - Out came Lady Contessa Windsor wearing a dressing gown robe . She said "I'm so sorry to my fans . I slip on the soap , in the shower . Landed badly and have damaged my back . Now its okay instead of me , I present to you Bellatrix . The Match - Bellatrix bt Brittany The Bold 1min16 Spinning Leg Lariat & pinned - Brittany had to wear the turkey suit .
Foreign Title match (Foreign Champion) Drake Steel bt ex-GWF Paladin 0min34 (Referee X was ref) Top rope powerslam & pinned
SnG Triple Threat Title Match (Triple Threat Champion) Nova Kane bt Black Panther II & Baron Samedi 0min52 Nova Kane running lasriat & pinned Black Panther
SnG Tag Team Title Match (SnG Tag Chs) Valhallas Champions bt nGo Armageddon 1min11 (T.J Young was referee) Odin The Godfather Eyes of Odin on Slaughterhouse
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