THE U!

[sickman]

Card #1

Live from Andromoda 2

The first match in THE U is for the Sudden Death Title!! The randomizer goes through the roster.....NO WHAMMY, NO WHAMMY, STOP! It's Harm. The next wrestler is Achilles.

Achilles survives "DROP ZONE" and a relentless assault by Harm to hit 2 consecutive "ACHILLES HEEL" for the victory to become the first Sudden Death Champion.

The first ever Leader Of The Pack will be decided in a gauntlet match.

Cardinal Sin easily defeats Cuddley Claw with a "Prideplex".

Bullet makes quick work of Cardinal Sin via "BULLETPROOF"

Bullet makes it 2 in a row against Andromeda Dragon with a "Flying Pecker"

Umagapotamus destroys Bullet and wins via "Running Hippo Butt Bomb"

Harris puts up a fight but Umagapotamus prevails with the "SAMOAN HIPPO SPIKE"

Chuck The Roo ends the streak and wins with a "REAR NAKED CHOKE"

Shell Shocker is in control until he makes a mistake and loses to a running spear by Chuck.

Chuck can not make it a third straight against Tusk and a "BONECRUSHER"

"Giant Swing" followed by "BONECRUSHER" and Saint Bernard is done.

Tusk does it again hitting "BONECRUSHER" on Ram Jam.

Jack Rabbid gets hit by "BONECRUSHER" and succumbs to Tusk

The tiger takes down the elephant as Razor Sharp uses the "FINAL POUNCE"

Razor Sharp takes out the Trash via "FINAL POUNCE"

Tortalis uses "Turtle Soup Tonight" to defeat Razor Sharp

Tortalis with a "FLYING SHELL SENTON" to defeat Ibex.

Tortalis improbable run continues as he uses the "FLYING SHELL SENTON" to defeat Chilly Fu.

Tortalis with another "FLYING SHELL SENTON" to beat Cernunnos

Tortalis run ends as Powerslam wins via the "Dino Bomb"

Pandamonium survives and hits Powerslam with the "ANDROMEDA DESTROYER" for the win.

Pandamonium is the first winner of the LOTP as he uses "ANDROMEDA DESTROYER" on Markhor.

[Justin Case]

Wow, Tortalis on quite the run there. It amazes me he does that well for people?!

[sickman]

"We are disappointed that Clone World was not given an official title by the GWFZ Council. Therefore, we have taken it upon ourselves to create our own. The winner of the next battle royal will be the first ever Cosmic Champion"-Cire Blackcoat

The participants are Olympus, Blade Machismo, Freak Out and Big Superstar(Red and Yellow).

The four stare at each other while circling. Big Superstar and Olympus lock up and BS uses the "FINGER POKE OF DOOM" to launch Olympus over the top rope. Blade machismo attacks from behind but BS turns and...."FINGER POKE OF DOOM". Machismo is over the top rope. Freak Out flies from the top turnbuckle only to be nailed by "FINGER POKE OF DOOM". Freak Out flies over the top rope like he was shot out of a cannon. Big Superstar is the first ever Cosmic Champ. BS rips off the red and yellow to reveal the black and white. BS whipes the "sweat" from his brow as Olympus, Freak Out and Blade Machismo re-enter the ring. BS grabs a mic.

"What you see before you is the New Cosmic Order of professional wrestling brother. And with Hollywood Superstar at the helm.....whatcha gonna do when the New Cosmic Order come after youuuuuu?"

[sickman]

Card #2

Phobos Sundome, Saturn

Titan Tag Team Title Tournament

Serpent and the Rainbow vs Ariel Foundation: Ariel Foundation moves on as Quackenbush is counted out after Turbo came off the top turnbuckle with a corkscrew plancha knocking Quack unconscious.

Titan Revenge vs The Titan Bulldogs: A hard fought match. Son of Saturn survives "CONFESSION" and comes back with a "RUNNING POWERSLAM" on Revelation to gain the victory. The Titan Bulldogs face Ariel Foundation for the title.

The Master Assassin comes out to a ruckus crowd booing the life out of him. He is followed by Y2K and The Surgeon. They get in the ring.

Master Assassin: "The greatest team on Saturn is here. But we are a bit concerned, you see, we were not invited to this little tourny. I see now why these gentlemen left this pitiful planet."

Forlorn: "How dare you show your faces here."

MA: "Look fellas; its some sort of half breed. Don't you belong on Andromeda boy?"

Commissioner Nexus comes out to a thunderous applause. "Forlorn will take on The Surgeon...right now!"

Forlorn vs The Surgeon: Forlorns incredible strength is the difference as he nails "TITAN DROP" for the win. Y2K jumps in the ring and Forlorn is on him quickly, easily throwing him out of the ring.

Ariel Foundation vs Titan Bulldogs: The ref chooses not to DQ both teams as they brawled violently for a couple minutes. Order was restored and Turbo hits a "reverse piledriver" on Son of Saturn for the win.

Ariel Foundation is the first Titan Tag Team Champs!

[sickman]

Card #3

Mike Goldberg: "This is Mike Goldberg along side Joe Rogan as we present the tournament to crown the first UFZ Champion. Joe, in your mind, who is the favorite?"

Joe Rogan: "Well, there are two in my opinion. Obviously when you talk about UFZ, you have to talk about Dr. Payne. He has size and speed and he can take you to the ground or stand up with you. Then you have Totalis, who IS the tournament master. And this is the kind of venue that works in his favor. Noone approaches tournaments the way this guy does."

MG: "It's just about go time. There are 9 competitors. Do to a random draw, Virus gets a bye into the second round. Lets head to the cage."

La Vuelta vs Totalis: Totalis in complete control of this one. "FINAL ROUND" for the victory.

Ripper vs Pullos: Ripper destroys Pullos and wins with "VICIOUS"

Maul vs Castaway: Castaway put up a good fight but Maul was too much. "MAULING" for the win.

Pi vs Dr. Payne: Dr. Payne with "PAYNE GAME" for the win.

MG: "There are 5 competitors left. Totalis receives the bye into the next round do to random draw."

Dr. Payne vs Maul: Dr. Payne completely dominates Maul and wins by way of "KO TEMPLE CLAW"

Ripper vs Virus: Virus was dominated early but makes a miraculous comeback and wins via "PANDEMIC"

MG: "We head into the semi-finals and Joe, the two favorites are still alive."

Joe: "Yeah Mike, but we can't count out Virus even though he still has to be tired from his match against Ripper."

MG: "Special rules for these final 3 competitors. A round robin style format to determine the first UFZ Champion."

Dr. Payne vs Virus: Virus tried to put up a fight but his tiring match against Ripper was too much. Dr. Payne with a "KO TEMPLE CLAW"

Dr. Payne vs Totalis: Great fight between these two as would be expected.

Joe: "Dr. Payne locks in the "KO TEMPLE CLAW". Can Totalis hold on?"

MG: "IT'S ALLLLLL OVER!"

Joe: "Totalis taps out and Dr. Payne is the first UFZ Champion!!"

[chewey]

Awesome. Is the U the umbrella for your whole GWFZ operation? I'm sure we'll see plenty more of Pandamonium and Dr. Payne in the coming cards..

[sickman]

Jun 22, 2011 19:31:56 GMT -5 chewey said:

Awesome. Is the U the umbrella for your whole GWFZ operation? I'm sure we'll see plenty more of Pandamonium and Dr. Payne in the coming cards..

Yes. I'm establishing all of the champs first and then I'll start getting into feuds and storylines. All right here instead of having 12 different threads.

[sickman]

Card #4

Double Star Arcade, Winecke 4, Ursa Major 1

Mot: "We are live from Ursa Major as we look to crown the first Speed Zone Champion. 8 of the finest cruiserweights are here this evening."

Kram: "Yeah; it's a big deal for some but for me? Wake me when its over."

Mot: "You've got to be kidding me."

Shittake Jr. vs Dread Pirate of M83: Shittake Jr. survives "DEAD MAN'S CHEST" and launches himself at Dread Pirate repeatedly, knocking his opponent out for the countout victory.

Undercover Alien vs Blue Tornado: Blue Tornado using a "TORNADO DDT" in an impressive win.

Torq vs "Lightning" Mike Quakenbush: Torq with a huge victory over Quackenbush via a "MOMENT OF FORCE".

Chronoking vs Chalupacabra: Very intense back and forth match. Chronoking wins with a "ChronoClutch"

Mot: "Chalupacabra was perhaps the favorite heading into this thing and he is beaten in the first round."

Kram: "I still don't care. Where's the nCo when you need them?"

Mot: "Unbelievable."

Shittake Jr vs Blue Tornado: Blue Tornado continues to roll. "TORNADO DDT" for the victory.

Torq vs Chronoking: Chronoking is busted open as Torq continues to use his "dropkick with chair", then uses "MOMENT OF FORCE" for the victory.

Mot: "We are giving the competitors a chance to rest up. When we return, a Speed Zone Champ will be crowned!"

Blue Tornado vs Torq: Blue Tornado destroyed Torq. "corkscrew dive", a "plancha" and "TORNADO DISCUSS" for the win."

Blue Tornado is the first Speed Zone Champion!!

[sickman]

Card #5

GWFZ Lunar Arena, Earth's Moon

Sudden Death Champion Achilles is in the ring to start. He is awaiting the results of the randomizer. It finally stops at......Dr. Red Fang!

Sudden Death Championship:
Achilles(C) vs Dr. Red Fang: Fang missed a turnbuckle move and succumbed to "ACHILLES' HEEL". Achilles retains the Sudden Death Title.

Mot: "Welcome to the All Earth Zone Tournament to crown the first Champion. Kram, who do you see as the favorite?"

Kram: "Who cares. Just another failed territory that recieves too much attention."

Ajax vs Ares: Ajax was on the offensive the whole match but Ares would not go down easily. It took a second "ATHENA'S BLADE" for the victory.

Atlas vs Irish Heat: The ref lets Irish Heat get away with "CHEERS!" and Heat gains the victory.

"Natural Man" Bobby Roberts vs Joe Olson: Roberts flings Olson out of the ring and follows after. Olson looses his cool and gets disqualified. Bobby Roberts advances.

Pride vs "Hardcore" Jim Steel: The product of the random draw means a potential final round match is in the first round. Surprisingly, Pride dominates Jim Steel, winning via "PRIDE PUMP HANDLE SLAM".

Mot: "A very interesting first round."

Kram: "There isn't a great wrestler in this bunch. I'm going to sleep."

Ajax vs Irish Heat: A battle between Ireland and Greece. Ireland wins as Irish Heat lands a "Pub Plex" for the win.

"Natural Man" Bobby Roberts vs Pride: Bobby Roberts made a mistake and Pride capitalized. Roberts kicked out of the "PATRIOT MISSLE" but lost via a "PRIDE PUMP HANDLE SLAM".

Mot: "We are on to the finals in which Irish Heat will take on Pride for the Earth World Title."

Kram: "**snoring**

Mot: "Give me a break."

Irish Heat vs Pride: Great back and forth match. Pride comes out on top though after a second "PATRIOT MISSLE".

Pride is the first Earth World Champion.

As Pride is celebrating, the nCo (Hollywood Superstar, Olympus, Blade Machismo and Freak Out) hits the ring. They lay the boots to Pride. Machismo does the arms motioning to the ramp thing. Daisuke Sengoku comes out. Irish Heat gets up and they put him back down. Sengoku comes in and gives Pride a "BURNING LARIAT". Hollywood Superstar gives Pride the "SUPERSTAR DROP" and then Freak Out gives the "FLYING ELBOW DROP". Pride is writhing on the mat in pain. Hollywood looks at the camera while putting his arm around Daisuke and says, "The nCo have initiates everywhere brother. Whatcha gonna doooooo?"

Kram: "I called for them to liven the night at the last show and I get my wish tonight. And they added a new member. YES!"

Mot: "Apparently they have members everywhere. Who belongs to the nCo?"

[freedom]

Wow awesome stuff sickman.