THE U!

[sickman]

Thx Cordanus!

Cards 68 and 69 will finish up my run on the WWF. Then back to the rotating Z as usual. Haven't decided on when I will start the Monsters and Magic zone yet.

[sickman]

Card #68

WWF

Quarter Finals WWF Championship

"Superstar" Billy Graham vs Randy Orton Jr.
Chris Jericho vs "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
Kurt Angle vs HHH
Hulk Hogan vs The Rock

Semi Finals InterContinental Championship

Bam Bam Bigelow vs Owen Hart
Finn Balor vs Jake "The Snake" Roberts

Semi Finals WWF Tag Team Championship

The Wyatt Family vs The Outsiders
The Shield vs DX

The advertised matches for this evening. The finals of the Tag Team Tourny and Intercontinental Championship Tourney; as well as the semi finals and finals to determine the number one contender to the WWF Championship will be on card 69

The Wyatt Family vs The Outsiders: Domination. Neither Brodie Lee or Jackknife was tagged in because Kane decimated Machismo. "CHOKESLAM TO HELL" for the victory. The Wyatt Family move on to the finals.

Chris Jericho vs "Stone Cold" Steve Austin: Jericho got in one move. All Austin after that. "STONE COLD STUNNER" +6 for the victory!

Kurt Angle vs HHH: Kurt Angle just outwrestled HHH for the victory with a "belly to belly suplex". While Angle is celebrating, the cerebral assasssin comes from behind and hits him in the back of the head with a clubbing forearm. HHH then gives Angle not 1, not 2, but 3 "PERIDGREE"s and leaves him lying.

Finn Balor vs Jake "The Snake" Roberts: Finn Balor is not quite ready for prime time. Easy victory for Roberts as he puts Balor to sleep with a "sleeper hold".

"Superstar" Billy Graham vs Randy Orton Jr.: Incredible match! These two went toe to toe for over thirty minutes. Graham worked on Ortons neck most of the match. So when Graham locked on a "neck vise" late in the match, Orton had no choice but to submit! Billy Graham goes on to face Steve Austin in the semi finals.

The Shield (Roman Reigns and Tyler Black) vs DX: HHH pulling double duty this evening. Roman Reigns makes his debut. Roman Reigns never made a tag. Michaels would reverse every offenxive move Reigns made; setting him back. HHH comes in and finishes Reigns with the "PEDIGREE". DX advances to face The Wyatt Family!

Bam Bam Bigelow vs Owen Hart: Back and forth match. Owen finally gets the victory over Bigelow with a "springboard moonsault". Owen Hart faces Jake "The Snake" Roberts for the InterContinental Championship on card #69.

Hulk Hogan vs The Rock: Hulk Hogan reverses on lvl 3 D and then gets the pin following an "atomic drop". Hulk Hogan extends his hand for The Rock to shake. The Rock shakes his hand and then slaps Hogan in the face before leaving the ring in disgust. Hulk Hogan will face Kurt Angle in the semi finals to become the number one contender for the WWF Championship.

The matches for card #69:
Billy Graham vs Steve Austin
Kurt Angle vs Hulk Hogan
WWF Tag Team Championship: The Wyatt Family vs DX
InterContinental Championship: Jake Roberts vs Owen Hart
John Cena vs The Champ
Bray Wyatt vs The Undertaker
WWF Championship: Hollywood Superstar ( C) vs Graham, Austin, Angle or Hogan

[cordanus]

Great card. That's a great way to get things going. Love the matches.

[sickman]

Thx Cordanus

Card #69

WWF

Semi Final match; #1 Contenders slot for WWF Championship
Billy Graham vs Steve Austin: Billy Graham makes quick work of the "Rattlesnake". "SUPERSTAR BEARHUG" and Austin passes out from the pain.

Semi Final match; #1 Contenders slot for WWF Championship
Kurt Angle vs Hulk Hogan: Hogan had the offense at the start. But Angle takes over and doesn't look back. An "ANGLE SLAM" and "ANKLE LOCK" doesn't do it but a second "ANKLE LOCK" does. Kurt Angle vs Billy Graham a litle later to see who faces Hollywood Superstar for the WWF Championship.

WWF Tag Team Championship: The Wyatt Family vs DX: HBK and HHH are pretty dominant but they can not put The Wyatt Family away. At the 32:00 mark, Kane gets frustrated and nails HHH with a steel chair causing a disqualification.

Number 1 Contender's Match; WWF Championship
"Superstar" Billy Graham vs Kurt Angle: Kurt Angle hit big move after big move and hits Graham with an "ANGLE SLAM" for the victory. Kurt Angle will face Hollywood Superstar in the main event.

InterContinental Championship: Jake Roberts vs Owen Hart: Incredible match that went around 40 minutes. Back and forth; inside and out. They gave it there all for the chance at being the first InterContinental Champion is the new WWF. Owen Hart gets Jake to tap from a third "SHARPSHOOTER" to become the InterContinental Champion.

John Cena vs The Champ: The Champ came to Da U and turned heads by joining the nCo and cutting a scathing promo about his "past". Upon seeing that, John Cena was not impressed and got in the Champs face. Cena beats The Champ pretty easily. He gets The Champ to submit to the "STFU".

Bray Wyatt vs The Undertaker: Wyatt has Undertaker reeling. 'Taker leaves the ring and Wyatt follows. The two get into a huge brawl and both men are disqualified.

WWF Championship: Hollywood Superstar ( C) vs Kurt Angle: Lots of reversals to start. Hollywood is unable to keep the pressure on Angle. Angle locks in the "ANKLE LOCK" but Hollywood breaks the hold. Angle locks it in again and again Hollywood breaks the hold. Angle nails HS with an "ANGLE SLAM" but The Champ runs out to distract the ref. Angle gets up and gives The Champ a forearm. Then Angle turns around and locks in the "ANKLE LOCK" again for the submission victory!! Kurt Angle is the NEW WWF Champion!

[cordanus]

Great stuff as always. This fed is absolutely fun to read.

[sickman]

Card #70

With nothing but white around him, time doesn't seem to exist to Pride. "How long have I been here", he asks.

Suddenly, Pride is once again surrounded by beach, ocean and palm trees. He walks to the ring and out from the ocean comes Deadline!!

Pride vs Deadline: A long back and forth match that saw many reversals. Pride is finally able to keep the big man down and gets the pin following a "blue chip clothesline".

Pride is celebrating as Deadline just looks at him. "HMFFFFF" groans Deadline.

Pride: "I beat you. Now LET ME LEAVE!"

The beach, ocean, palm trees and ring all disappear until it's the all white area that Pride is used to. "OH COME ON", shouts Pride.

A large wooded area appears. In the center is a ring with trees as the turnbuckles and a patch of lawn as the ring. Out steps the hairy creature that is a slight bit smaller than Deadline.

Bigfoot vs Pride: Another back and forth match. Pride finally gets it done when he pins Bigfoot with the "Liberty Driver"

Bigfoot growls at Pride as he returns deep in the forest. The forest setting is replaced by the all too familiar white scene. Pride groans. "How many more", he says aloud.

The scene changes again. It's the cosmos. Surrounded by stars and planets. A black hole in the background.

A being floats down from the stars.

COTG: "You've made it this far. Congratulations. I know the other two combatants are a bit brutish. So allow me to explain. I'm sure you have been asking the question of where are you, why are you. You are in what we call purgatory. The other two, along with myself, are the guardians of the cosmos. Deadline guards the oceans. Bigfoot guards the forests. And I guard the skies and stars. But we are Gods and we can't just go and do some of the things that you mortals can. So we created this place. A place where we can take a physical form and compete. Unfortunately for you, you were chosen. But no worries. You get through me and your back home. Let's get to it."

Champion of the Galaxy vs Pride: COTG morphs into.........Havoc! Pride is taken aback by the metamorphosis. But it doesn't affect him for long. Pride pins him following a "Liberty Driver".

COTG morphs back into his immortal body. Deadline and Bigfoot appear behind him. "A deal is a deal Pride. You were a great warrior. We now send you back to your world. But you won't remember any of this."

COTG, Bigfoot and Deadline form a triangle around Pride and start chanting. The cosmos glows brightly and the three Gods disappear. It seems as though Pride is falling through a worm hole until he lands comfortably in his bed at his home.

[Chilling Nightmare]

Enjoyed Pride's battle in the BTZ.

[cordanus]

Great time warp with Pride. Enjoyed reading the story. Nice work Sickman.

[Swarm]

Great write up! Love the ending!

[sickman]

Card #71

Planet Z

Venus Space Station Complex

Sudden Death Championship: Y2K waits in the ring while the randomizer goes around and around. It lands on...........Tombstone!!

Y2K vs Tombstone: Tombstone is dominant. He continually throws Y2K out of the ring and rams his head into the turnbuckle. Y2K has a small gash over his head. Tombstone throws Y2K out of the ring again and this time Y2K grabs the Dead Man's feet, pulls him out of the ring and rams his head into the announce table. Y2K rolls Tombstone back in the ring and nails a "Nebula Neckbreaker" for the win!

O-Zone Champion Phenomenal Swift vs Mr. Psycho: Mr. Vega sits in on commentary. He speaks of his excitement in facing Swift for the O-Zone Title soon. He also offers a warning to The Champ, whom attacked him at the last show. Mr Psycho gets some offense but Swift prevails following a "MIND ERASER".

Mr. Vega enters the ring and he and Phenomenal Swift shake hands.

More Beaufiful and Beastly vs Rhythm and Bruise: Buffet and Vain hit The Man In Black with "SMOTHERED AND GLAZED" but Darth Pelvis makes the save. Vain hits him with "VAINQUISHED" for a long two count. Vain goes up to the top turnbuckle but MIB recovers and knocks him off. The tag to Darth Pelvis and he throws Vain out of the ring and piledrives him on the floor. Vain can not continue and is counted out.

Galactic Defender is backstage and cuts a promo on Bro Gnarly. He says that he is tired of Bro taking umbridge with the rules lately and will make him pay!

Brain Bashers vs Move The Crowd: A back and forth match. Blindside hits "CAREER CRIPPLER" on Deftone for the victory.

Galactic Defender vs Bro Gnarly: Bro Gnarly is dominating the match when Defender reverses and hits the "PLUTONIUM BOMB" for the victory.

Hegemony vs The Champ: Hegemony is on offense but he can't keep The Champ down. The Champ takes over, hits the "F-U" for the victory.

The Champ looks like he is going to continue the beat down but Mr. Vega slides in the ring and attacks The Champ. The two brawl until refs break it up.