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Post by vrobx on Aug 5, 2008 18:52:24 GMT -5
GALAXY OF THE STARS WRESTLING SATURDAY MAY 18, 2087 The show began with Paul the Ultra-Wired Yuppie in the ring with Abbott Costello. PAUL: We're taking the kid gloves off! I have had enough of being terrorized by bullies in the USWA! Like those stupid Hatfields! Well, no more Mister Nice Guy! Abbott is going to show you what the Ultra-Wired Yuppies are going to do to the rest of the USWA.ABBOTT COSTELLO VS BLUE TURTLE Abbott was absolutely vicious as he brutalized Blue Turtle. Turtle did get in some offense but he was beaten to a bloody pulp. The referee finally tired of the carnage and ordered Abbott to pin his opponent. Which Abbott refused to do so... RESULT: Blue Turtle defeated Abbott Costello via disqualification.Medics came out and carted the crimson and unconscious Turtle away as Paul got on the mic. PAUL: Losses don't matter! What matters is the The Ultra-Wired Yuppies are going to start being the ones doing the intimidating around here.ROXY RAMPAGE VS CHICKFIGHTER Chickfighter got a chance to redeem herself and she more than made up for her lack of performance in her debut against Fey Linn. This was a great contrast of power versus speed but Chicky even overcame Roxy roiding up to get a clean pinfall win. RESULT: Chickfighter defeated Roxy Rampage via the (+4) ASS-SAULT.HELLSPAWN HATFIELD VS JOHNNY HYPER Johnny Hyper kept Hellspawn off-balance with repeated suicide dives that ended up wearing out the Brymstone Hatfield as Hyper continued to impress against the Hatfield clan. RESULT: Johnny Hyper defeated Hellspawn Hatfield via the SPEED BURNERTHE DUMB BELLS VS INCREDIBLE BADGER AND BATTERING RAM Paul was back and this time he was manageing his tag team. The AniMen dominated and had Stink beat with the ANDROMEDA DROP without even letting Flex tag in. But Flex hit Badger with Paul's phone and the ref called for the bell. RESULT: Incredible Badger and Battering Ram defeated the Dumb Bells via disqualification.Paul then waved to the back and Crom and Danu, the Barbarian Brothers, aka the USWA tag team champions, rushed out and proceeded to beat down Stink, Flex, Badger and Ram! PAUL: Dumb Bells? You are fired! Meet the newest members of the Ultra-Wired Yuppies...Crom and Danu! The Barbarian Brothers!Paul and the Barbarian Brothers left the ring as the show went off the air.
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Post by vrobx on Aug 6, 2008 21:34:05 GMT -5
GALAXY OF THE STARS WRESTLING SATURDAY MAY 25, 2087 AMAZONIA: Hello and welcome to Galaxy of the Stars Wrestling. Tomorrow night, at the Praesepe Tower, the USWA will be live with Bounty Hunter defending the USWA Championship against Galactic Punisher. Also, the tag tiltes will be decided in a Titan Death Match. Titan Death Match means no managers at ringside, Paul.PAUL: As if The Barbarian Brothers need me at ringside to beat Incredible Badger and Battering Ram. You are so suspicious of everything. Just like a woman.BUZZSAW BILLY VS TERRIBLE TODD JONES You would have thought this was a Fans Make The Match Contest with only Tiger fans voting. Even the referee hated Todd Jones as Billy got away with using his illegal finisher for the win. RESULT: Buzzsaw Billy defeated Terrible Todd Jones via the FACE CRUSHER.BARBI BLAZE VS BRENDA BURN Barbi Blaze debuted and Brenda Burn looked to make up for a horrible debut and had Barbi in trouble early. Blaze fought back and managed to hit the B-MOVIE BLAST twice without egtting either a win or disqualified. But it did set her up for her other finisher and the win. RESULT: Barbi Blaze defeated Brenda Burn via the HOLLYWOOD DROP.FORGOTTEN SOUL VS JOHNNY HYPER Johny Hyper faced this strange newcomer and Forgotten Soul proved he had forgotten his soul when applied the Hangman's Noose to the referee. RESULT: Johnny Hyper defeated Forgotten Soul via disqualification.After the match, an irate Flex Loser came out and grabbed Paul and threw him into the ring. PAUL THE ULTRA-WIRED YUPPIE VS FLEX LOSER Flex looked like he would destroy Paul but he got caught posing and allowed Paul to escape the FLEX RACK. Paul then nailed Flex with his cell phone and pinned him RESULT: Paul the Iltra Wired Yuppie defeated Flex Loser via the CELL PHONE.Paul then grabbed the microphone. PAUL: You suck! No wonder I fired your ass. If I were you, I'd never show my face in a wrestling ring again!As the show went off the air, Flex Loser slid out of the ring and moped his ass back to the dressing room.
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Post by vrobx on Aug 7, 2008 17:47:23 GMT -5
USWA WRESTLING SUNDAY MAY 26, 2087 PRAESEPE TOWER ABBOTT COSTELLO VS STINK After Flex Loser's failure the night before, Stink looked to avenge the double cross perpetrated by Paul the UltraiWired Uppie by taking on the dangerous Abbott Costello. Abbott would brutalize Stink, however, and get the win. RESULT: Abbott Costello defeated Stink via Hellfire.SPIKE VS ADAM BLAST Spike bounced back easily from his loss to Bounty Hunter the month before. RESULT: Spike defeated Adam Blast via a cross body block off the top turnbuckle at the 2:46 mark of the match.FORGOTTEN SOUL VS JOHNNY HYPER Hyper had become a huge fan favorite with his daredevil acrobatics in matches. Forgotten Soul would give the referee the Forgotten Bomb on the concrete floor. RESULT: Johnny Hyper defeated Forgotten Soul via disqualification.FEY LINN VS CHICKFIGHTER In their first meeting, Fey Linn beat Chickfighter up pretty good. Fey had since been pretty dominant but Chickfighter had gotten this rematch after an impressive win over Roxy Rampage. Chickfighter showed up to fight this time and had a couple pin attempts but Fey again pulled one off albeit she had a hand of tigghts and left Chickfighter irate at the end. RESULT: Fey Linn defeated Chickfighter via the SPELL CASTER.BISHOP HELL VS MESMER The match between these weirdos did not last long at all as Bishop Hell wasted no time burning Mesmer. RESULT: Mesmer defeated Bishop Hell via disqualification at the 52 second mark of the match when Bishop Hell used HELLFIRE.BUZZSAW BILLY VS EZEKIEL HATFIELD Paul the Ultra-Wired Yuppie introduced Billy as the answer to Ezekiel and surely this would be ugly. Paul would distract the referee after Hatfield hit the MCCOY MASSACRE. It would prrove to be a huge distraction as Billy would take a beating but rally to steal this one. RESULT: Buzzsaw Billy defeated Ezekiel Hatfield via the KNEE THRASHER.USWA TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH TITAN DEATH MATCH THE BARABARIAN BROTHERS(C) VS INCREDIBLE BADGER AND BATTERING RAM Paul could not be at ringside for this one as his tag champ acquisitions defended their titles. There were lots of tags in this match. Crom would kick out after being on the receiving end of the ANDROMEDA DROP as would Danu. Crom would miss a pair of CROM'S CHARGEs on Ram but would survive a BATTERING RAM. Danu would break up a pin after another ANDROMEDA DROP on Crom. Badger would kick out of CROM CHARGE but would not survive PROJECT DANU in the best match thus far in the short history of the USWA. RESULT: The Barbarian Brothers defeated Incredible Badger and Battering Ram via Danu's PROJECT DANU on Battering Ram to retain the USWA tag team titles.USWA HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH BOUNTY HUNTER(C) VS GALACTIC PUNISHERA dud following the tag title match as Reynard B. Guile interferes to assist his man once again. RESULT: Bounty Hunter defeated Galactic Punisher via the (+3) AMBUSH at the 1:49 amrk of the match to retain the USWA title.
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