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Post by vrobx on Jul 28, 2008 17:20:35 GMT -5
GALAXY OF THE STARS WRESTLING SATURDAY APRIL 6, 2087 As soon as GWF Saturday Night Special went off the air, a brand new wrestling program aired its debut wrestling show. The USWA had been without a television deal until it was picked up by a network competing with the one carrying the GWF. Airing it as soon as the GWF went off the air, the USWA program was banking on grabbing viewers who were already deep into their weekend wrestling fix. Amazonia and Paul the Ultra-Wired Yuppie sat at the announcers table. AMAZONIA: Welcome to Galaxy of the Stars Wrestling right here on Milky Way Television Networks. I'm Amazonia and this is Paul the Ultra-Wired Yuppie....PAUL: This is the cream of the crop. This is professional wrestling. This is not a federation run by an old has-been who always wants to push his son to the top. This is wrestling as it was meant to be! Kicking ass! Taking names! And if you can't take the heat, get the hell out of my kitchen!AMAZONIA: We are being joined now by the United Stars Heavyweight Champion, the Bounty Hunter, and his manager Reynard B. Guile. Welcome gentlemen.GUILE: Oh, haha, yes, Aamzonia, such a lovely flower you are. Oh yes, why, just the thought of you makes my.....HUNTER: Yes, we know Reynard. But we are hear to talk about Sunday night, April 28th, at the Titan Sportatorium. I will be defending this belt against Spike, the Aethran headbanger. Spike! You are the best wrestler in the USWA that is not named Bounty Hunter. But you better be ready. I won't hesitate to go the farthest limits to keep the US championship.GUILE: Yes, and as the manager of the greatest champion in the galaxy, I, Reynard B. Guile will win the love of my Amazonia.AMAZONIA: Errrr......PAUL: For crying out loud woman. He's the manager of the champion! What? You don't find power and success attractive?AMAZONIA: Then why don't you marry him Paul? Let's go to the ring!BOUNTY HUNTER VS ADAM BLAST Bounty Hunter showed the new audience why he was the champ and why he had his manager with him as Guile assisted with the finisher to put away Adam Blast. RESULT: Bounty Hunter defeated Adam Blast via the (+3) AMBUSH at the 3:09 mark of the match.AMAZONIA: That weasel. There was no need for that. Hunter had that match under control. He didn't need Guile's interference to help him!The two were joined at the announcer's table by a brand new wrestler. EZEKIEL: My name is Ezekiel Hatfield and I am here in the USWA to destroy any and every McCoy....Ezekiel turns and glares at Paul. EZEKIEL: You kind of look like a McCoy. I bet you are a McCoy!PAUL: No! No! Not me! Not me! She could be one though!Paul points frantically at Amazonia. Ezekiel Hatfield stares close to Amazonia's face and sniffs the air. EZEKIEL: No, she don't smell like a McCoy. McCoy's have the stench of cowardice to them. Kinda like the way you smell!Ezekiel turns to Paul and Paul quickly hides behind Amazonia. EZEKIEL: My whole clan is coming and you better warn your McCoys that we mean to finish this fued once and for all!PAUL: Don't just sit there! Save me from him!AMAZONIA: It appears the Hatfields are on their way to the USWA to rid wrestling of the McCoys, whoever they are? On Sunday April 28th, at the Titan Sportatorium, The Brabarian Brothers will defend the USWA tag team titles against the AniMen of Andromeda, Incredible Bader and Battering Ram. Also, Adam Blast takes on Tongsoon of Cygnus and Bishop Hell faces the Galactic Punisher. But, right now, we have a special match as Reptillo faces Mesmer. MESMER VS REPTILLO The Master of the Black Arts has the skill advantage but Reptillo stays tough. But can't quite last 10 minutes as he is just outclassed in this one. RESULT: Mesmer defeated Reptillo via the BLACKOUT at the 9:53 mark of the match. PAUL: Both those wrestlers creep me out. Mesmer with his wierdness and quite frankly all those AniMen are disgusting and belong in a zoo and not in a wrestling ring.AMAZONIA: You want to tell them that?SPIKE VE EARTHQUAKE Spike begins his preparations for his match with Bounty Hunter by facing the biggest man in the USWA. This is a very tough battle and a good glimpse of the USWA roster's top talent but Spike prevails in the end. RESULT: Spike defeated Earthquake via the SUPER DESTROYER at the 12:15 mark of the match. The Bounty Hunter and Reynard B. Guile came out and confronted Spike. Guile became distracted, however, as he wandered over towards Amazonia. GUILE: My heart beats fast for you and the butterflies in my stomach are tied in knots....Bounty Hunter follows Guile's lead and turns his back on Spike. Spike nails Bounty Hunter with a clothesline to the back of the neck and then stomps on the downed champion. Amazonia grins and points and Guile looks and eeps and rushes to where Bounty Hunter is as Spike leaves him laying to end the first ever USWA television broadcast.
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Post by vrobx on Jul 29, 2008 20:25:04 GMT -5
GALAXY OF THE STARS WRESTLING SATURDAY APRIL 13, 2087 As it had in its first week, the USWA broadcast began after the GWF broadcast went off the air. Again, Amazonia and Paul sat at the announcer's table. AMAZONIA: Hello fans and welcome back to USWA wrestling. We have the tag team champions in action as well as the debut of Ezekiel Hatfield.PAUL: That Hatfield guy is nuts! He kind of freaks me out with his talk about McCoys and all that craziness. AMAZONIA: Also, Bounty Hunter is here and I am sure he has something to say about what happened last week.PAUL: And that Reynard B. Guile is also here which means there will be some true love on tap for the show as well.AMAZONIA: I'm going to rip your testicles off if you even think that again! You hear me, Paul?Paul swallows hard and gives a silent reply of acknowledgment. THE BARBARIAN BROTHERS VS REPTILLO AND PETE PARROT In preparation for defending the title against AniMen, Crom and Danu faced two other AniMen. Reptillo and Parrot had soem early chances to win this one but then the Barbarian Brothers took over and worked Reptillo over. However, they refused to pin the AniMan, instead lifting him up to apply more punishment a couple times when the match appeared to be over. This caused Incredible Badger and Battering Ram to hit the ring and Crom and Danu headed for higher ground. RESULT: The Barbarian Brothers defeated Reptillo and Pete Parrot via disqualification. AMAZONIA: That was uncalled for. Crom and Danu were trying to injure Reptillo.PAUL: The only thing ucalled for was Badger and Ram interfering in the match. But they will get theirs. I know it!AMAZONIA: It's now time for the debut of Ezekiel Hatfield.EZEKIEL HATFIELD VS GREMLOCK Strangest thing you've ever seen. Gremlock looked like he was lost in the ring. It was the first match of his career. Hatfield applied an abdominal stretch and then, even though Gremlock was unaffected, the bizarre thing didn't retaliate at all so Hatfield used his illegal MCCOY MASSACRE on Gremlock and the ref punished him for it. RESULT: Gremlock defeated Ezekiel Hatfield via disqualification when Hatfield used the MCCOY MASSACRE.An angry Ezekiel Hatfield stomped over to the announcer's table and grabbed Paul, the Ultra-Violent Yuppie. EZEKIEL: I said I wanted a match with a McCoy!Hatfield then tossed Paul into the ring and we had ourselves an impromptu match. EZEKIEL HATFIELD VS PAUL THE ULTRA-VIOLENT YUPPIE The same thing ends up happening here as the referee again disqualifies McCoy for using the MCCOY MASSACRE on Paul. RESULT: Paul, the Ultra-Violent Yuppie defeated Ezekiel Hatfield via disqualification when Hatfield used the MCCOY MASSACRE. Hatfield left the ring pleased with himself as he went over and shook hands with Amazonia. HATFIELD: I told you I was going to destroy anything and everything that is a McCoy.McCoy left as Paul was hauled from the ring. As Amazonia watched, Reynard B. Guile sat in Paul's chair and took her hand in his. GUILE: Alas, my darling. We are alone. As it was meant to be. The stars are aligned....AMAZONIA: You touch me again and I'll make you see some stars way out of line! Why are you here?GUILE: Isn't it obvious? To protect you from...At that moment, Ezekiel Hatfield returns and starts to sniff around. HATFIELD: I smell a McCoy.Guile eeks and runs as Hatfield then takes the seat next to Amazonia. HATFIELD: I think I better sit here and make sure no more McCoy's try to take advantage of you, pretty lady.Amazonia just shakes her head as the show goes off the air.
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Post by vrobx on Jul 30, 2008 21:53:57 GMT -5
GALAXY OF THE STARS WRESTLING SATURDAY APRIL 20, 2087 The show opens with Paul the Ultra-Wired Yuppie standing in the ring. PAUL: This nutcase Ezekiel Hatfield has tried to intimidate me, abuse me and injure me and I have had enough! Right now, in this ring, Ezekiel Hatfield will be taught a lesson. I have been licensed to be a manager and I have recruited the sickest son of a bitch I could to face off against that Hatfield and this match is right now! The man whom will destroy the Hatfields is Abbott Costello!ABBOTT COSTELLO VS EZEKIEL HATFIELD Ezekiel ripped into Abbott and even got away with using the MCCOY MASSACRE without getting disqualified. But Paul was at ringside and distracted Ezekiel. Ezekiel went after Paul and then Abbott grabbed his manager and Ezekiel chased them from the ring. RESULT: Ezekiel Hatfield defeated Abbott Costello via countout. GREMLOCK VS THE PEANUT VENDOR There was a hell of a lot of weight in the ring for this one. Gremlock failed to execute any offense once again as he was just battered by the AniMan elephant before going down to defeat. RESULT: The Peanut Vendor defeated Gremlock via EORKING FOR PEANUTS FEY LINN VS CHICKFIGHTER The USWA broke ground that the GWF hadn't reached yet by holding a women's match. Fey Linn battered the popular blond and then beat her down with her nasty staff with the skull on it and the ref called for the bell. RESULT: Chickfighter defeated Fey Linn via disqualification. SPLATTER VS ADAM BLAST This match between two rising stars of the federation closed out the show and was by far the best match on the show as the young American patriot eeked out the win. RESULT: Adam Blast defeated Splatter via the MEGABLAST at the 13:01 mark of the match.
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Post by vrobx on Aug 1, 2008 9:37:25 GMT -5
GALAXY OF THE STAR WRESTLING SATURDAY APRIL 27, 2087 The show begins with Blue Turtle standing in the ring. The fruitcake is trying to sign autographs for fans whom look very skeptical at his claim to be an AniMan turtle. Then, Exekiel Hatfield appears at the entrance with mic in hand. EZEKIEL: This place is infested with McCoys! This loony bin escapee is obviously a McCoy. Well, I'm nor outnumbered here anymore as we Hatfields stick together. So, let me introduce you to the newest Hatfield to join the USWA. From Aethra. RAGE!Rage Hatfield ran to the ring and the match was on. RAGE HATFIELD VS BLUE TURTLE And the match was over. Rage ripped apart Blue Turtle and then went up top and got the win. RESULT: Rage Hatfield defeated Blue Turtle via a cross body block off the top turnbuckle.PAUL: Oh gawd, not another one of those lunatic Hatfields!AMAZONIA: Dominant debut for Rage Hatfield, ladies and gentlemen. Don't forget, tomorrow night, at the Titan Sportatorium, Bounty Hunter defends the United Stars Heavyweight Championship against Spike and The Barbarian Brothers defend the United Stars Tag Team Titles against Incredible Badger and Battering Ram. PAUL: Plus, Adam Blast will get stomped by Tongsoon of Cygnus and even better will be when Bishop Hell roasts the face of Galactic Punisher!AMAZONIA: Okay, Paul, next we have another women's clash as Fey Linn makes her second appearance on Galaxy of Stars Wrestling.FEY LINN VS PIRATE PAM Pam put up a little more fight than Chickfighter did the week before but once Fey got going, she destroyed the wannabe Pirate. RESULT: Fey Linn defeated Pirate Pam via a flying bulldog.Mesmer was caught watching this match and then he quickly turned and walked back to the dressing room. MOLLUSK VS THE PEANUT VENDOR Two real AniMen met in the next match and the ring strained to hold together as they slammed each other around. The elephant took control and scored a quick surprise win. RESULT: The Peanut Vendor defeated Mollusk via WORKING FOR PEANUTS. SPLATTER VS GALACTIC PUNISHER In the main event, Punisher prepared for his heated battle with Bishop Hell by downing the masked lunatic with the club. RESULT: Galactic Punisher defeated Splatter via the LIFE SENTENCE at the 4:43 mark of the match.
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Post by vrobx on Aug 2, 2008 12:31:26 GMT -5
UNITED STARS WRESTLING APRIL SUPERCARD SUNDAY APRIL 28, 2087 TITAN SPORTATORIUM FLEX LOSER VS RAGE HATFIELD Paul the Ultra-Wired Yuppie went out and got Flex to continue his war with the Hatfields. Rage battered Flex but Paul distracted and interfered to prevent the pinfall. RESULT: Rage Hatfield defeated Flex Loser via disqualification when Paul the Ultra-Wired Yuppie intefered.IO VS BILLY GRUFF A shocking and terrifying match that saw Io use the VOLCANIC ERUPITON through a pair of tables that were on fire. Billy Gruff would be rushed to the hospital and Io would be suspended. RESULT: Billy Gruff defeated Io via disqualification when Io used VOLCANIC ERUPTION.SPLATTER VS REPTILLO The lack of clean finishes continued as did the agony for the AniMen when Splatter used his club on Reptillo. RESULT: Reptillo defeated Splatter via disqualification.FEY LINN VS MAIDEN PATRIOT The witch woman whom had been on tv for a couple of matches easily destroyed the red, white and blue girl and got the first clean win of the night. RESULT: Fey Linn defeated Maiden Patriot via a Boston crab. BISHOP HELL VS GALACTIC PUNISHER The Hellfire was quenched this night as the Punisher served out a sentence. A life sentence. RESULT: Galactic Punisher defeated Bishop Hell via the LIFE SENTENCE at the 4:38 mark of the match.TONGSOON OF CYGNUS VS ADAM BLAST Not a good day for the patriots as this time the Cygnusian handled the American RESULT: Tongsoon of Cygnus defeated Adam Blast via the BATTLE CRY at the 3:53 mark of the match.USWA TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH THE BARBARIAN BROTHERS(C) VS INCREDIBLE BADGER AND BATTERING RAM The Barbarian Brothers dominated most of the match but the use of a chair by Crom on Battering Ram caused the match to end unsatisfactorily. RESULT: Incredible Badger and Battering Ram defeated The Barbarian Brothers via disqualification. The Barbarian Brothers retained the USAW Tag Team Titles.USWA HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH BOUNTY HUNTER(C) VS SPIKEA stunning dud of a match as Reynard B. Guile's interference pays off for the champion. RESULT: Bounty Hunter defeated Spike via the AMBUSH at the 2:15 mark of the match to retain the USWA Title.
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Post by EricM on Aug 2, 2008 13:15:23 GMT -5
Good stuff here, I like the way that the USWA got themselves onto television. And it was nice to see Blue Turtle and Pirate Pam getting some work.
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Post by Chilling Nightmare on Aug 2, 2008 21:37:50 GMT -5
Good stuff...good to see my old bootlegs still in use.
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Post by vrobx on Aug 3, 2008 12:17:29 GMT -5
GALAXY OF THE STARS WRESTLING SATURDAY MAY 4, 2087 WILLIE THE WORM VS JOHNNY HYPER Hyper was instant success with the fans, especially the screaming females whom liked his Speed Racer attitude and high-flying risk taking acrobatics. The worm was way overmatched and it showed. RESULT: Johnny Hyper defeated Willie the Worm via the SPEED BURNERHELLSPAWN HATFIELD VS LAZY BEAVER Another Hatfield debuted in the USWA as Ezekiel brings his Brymstone brother to the federation. Beaver was as overmatched as Worm was in this squash. RESULT: Hellspawn Hatfield defeated Lazy Beaver via the DOOMSDAY PROPHECYBUZZSAW BILLY VS PETE PARROT Another lunatic joins the USWA as Buzzsaw Billy makes his debut and tries to do terrible things to Pete Parrot. But he goes to far and the ref calls it off. RESULT: Pete Parrot defeated Buzzsaw Billy via disqualification when Billy used the FACE CRUSHER on Pete Parrot.RAGE HATFIELD VS DRIFTER The Aethran Hatfield continued to be impressive, defeating another debuting wrestler. RESULT: Rage Hatfield defeated Drifter via the SUICIDE LEAP.
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Post by vrobx on Aug 4, 2008 16:50:12 GMT -5
GALAXY OF THE STARS WRESTLING SATURDAY MAY 11, 2087 PIRATE PAM VS BRENDA BURN Fans were hoping to see the debut of a woman capable of ending Fey Linn's dominance in the women's division. What they ended up seeing was a dominant upset victory. RESULT: Pirate Pam defeated Brenda Burn via YARRR!Galactic Punisher joined Amazonia at ringside. PUNISHER: This has gone unpunished long enough. Reynard B. Guile's constant interference in matches ends with the Punisher taking the USWA Title from that cheating duo.STINK VS REPTILLO Paul the Ultra-Wired Yuppie brought The Dumb Bells in to help him with his Hatfield problem. The skunk and the gecco animen had an outstanding match until the Hatfields came out and began to surround the ring. Paul and Stink ran through the crowd and out the exit. RESULT: Reptillo defeated Stink via countout.GREMLOCK AND BLUE TURTLE VS INCREDIBLE BADGER AND BATTERING RAM The number one contenders for the tag titles had their hands full with this jobber tag team. Ram nearly was beaten three times but he came back to get the duke for his team. RESULT: Incredible Badger and Battering Ram defeated Gremlock and Blue Turtle via Ram's BATTERING RAM on Gremlock. EZEKIEL HATFIELD VS JOHNNY HYPER Hyper really took it to Hatfield and dominated most of the match. Ezekiel got control and was once again disqualified for using his illegal finisher. RESULT: Johnny Hyper defeated Ezekiel Hatfield via disqualification when Hatfield ised the MCCOY MAULER on Hyper.
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Post by EricM on Aug 5, 2008 13:33:31 GMT -5
Pirate Pam won! Pirate Pam won! I'm thinking her stats weren't quite as lousy as some of the Rejects. I wonder what the USWA's ratings are like compared to the GWF's?
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