Post by Justin Case on Jul 29, 2008 22:59:51 GMT -5
W3 hosting the first round tournament to crown the new ULTIMATE CHAMPION in Los Angeles, CA. Second Round action will be held in San Francisco at a later date.
First Round Action:
Flex Manley vs. "Severe" Wu Ping
Flex dominated the match. Ping wouldn't stay down and took a big beating, but Flex finally puts Wu Ping down with a running powerslam! (Jack Schlappe was the referee)
Tabooli vs. Busta Capp
Busta Capp dominated the early part of the match. That brought out Wacky Kabuki. He interferes in the match, but Capp beats him up! Capp then finishes off Tabooli with his GHETTO GUILLOTINE! (Millie Swimsuit was the referee)
Buddy Hotpants vs. Sturgis Kahn
Buddy hits his finisher VILLAGE PEOPLE ELBOW early, and the American Mongols charged the ring. Then Undercover Alien and Jr. came out and a wild brawl erupted. Sturgis Khan gets DQ'd because the A.M. started the interference letting Buddy Hotpants advance! (Blind Pew was the referee)
Salacious Rex vs. Oog The Caveman
Great match up as these two exchanged offense often! Oog used a lot of his Achilles tendon lock and bite to wear down Rex and finally pins the dinosaur with an atomic drop! (Jack Schlappe was the referee)
Robo Flex Manley vs. Mar Far Jinx
Robo Flex wasted little time with the jobber, pinning him with his Flex Plex! (Millie Swimsuit was the referee)
Amish Robot vs. Octopus Johnson w/ Dr. Mutato
Amish Robot tried to mount some offense, but Johnson was too tough this match up, making the big robot submit to his IRON OCTOPUS HOLD! (Blind Pew was the referee)
Wacky Kabuki vs. Monkey Chan w/ Eep-Eep
Monkey Chan was giving Kabuki all he could handle early, and then Eep-Eep seen enough and interfered on Kabuki's behalf. Eep-Eep pee'd on Chan's back, and after another distraction to the referee, Kabuki was able to hit Chan with FINAL PERFORMANCE to win the match up! (Jack Schlappe was the referee)
Johnny Satan w/ Black Mass vs. Lil' Torquemada
Johnny just made Lil Torquemada into hamburger in the match. Torquemada did manage to get some stiff shots in during the match, but Satan was just ruthless as Torque was bleeding like a stuck pig. Johnny Satan wins this match when he threw Torquemada into the ropes and hit a powerslam for the 1...2...3! (Millie Swimsuit was the referee)
Gamma Granny vs. Big Blossom
Gamma Granny didn't seem very focused early in the match, as Blossom really took it too her! Blossom gets a quick pinfall attempt and that seemed to wake Granny up. As Granny "hulked up", she locks Blossom in THE GRANNY KNOT to get the win! (Blind Pew was the referee)
Chalupacabra vs. La Cucaracha Grande w/ Dr. Mutato
Great action and probably the match of the night thus far! Both high fliers took the air and gave quite the performance. Chalupacabra seemed to have Cucaracha beat, when Dr. Mutato threw some chemicals into the face of Chalupacabra, blinding him. Cucaracha looked ever so confident and tried to whip Chalupacabra into the ropes, but Chalupacabra was playing possum a bit and rolled up Cucaracha Grande with a small package to get a quick pinfall! (Jack Schlappe was the referee)
Inbred Red vs. Koala Bruce
Inbred Red showed no mercy to this "Bahr", as he quickly put the Koala from down under away with his finisher, THE BIG BAHR HUG! (Millie Swimsuit was the referee)
Frankenpuss w/ Dr. Mutato vs. Pillchard
In a classic Dog vs. Cat match, both battled back and forth during the match. It didn't take long for these two to go outside the ring and do some brawling. As the count got closer to "10", Pillchard was able to break the count, but Frankenpuss get's DQ'd for ramming Pillchard into the ring post! Pillchard advances on in the tournament! (Blind Pew was the referee)
Abraham Lincoln X vs. Schickelgruber w/ Dr. Mutato
Schickelgruber used his power game to wear down ALX and wins the match up with his SS-TF finisher to advance. (Jack Schlappe was the referee)
Marcus Membrane vs. Shiitake Jr.
Marcus used his Thesz press and smother to weardown Shiitake Jr. in the match and after throwing him out the ring, Shiitake was not able to get back into the ring in time and was counted out! Membrane gets an easy win! (Millie Swimsuit was the referee)
Moondog Blortiflax vs. Thundermug
Good back and forth action as Blortiflax used his knowledge and had Thundermug scoped out from the beginning. The Plastered Pillager couldn't get on track in the match, but used his power to stay alive. This seemed to frustrate Moondog and as the action went outside, the Bounty Hunter snapped and was DQ'd for brawling outside the ring! (Blind Pew was the referee)
Morgoloth & Mo vs. Hardcorpse
In a wild match, where Hardcorpse put on a good show for the fans, and M & M kept in the match by using their heads! But when the action spilled outside, Hardcorpse went ballistic and wouldn't listen to the referee. He ended up getting DQ'd for using a chair shot on MO! M & M get the win, but a few bumps in the process! (Jack Schlappe was the referee)
Next round in San Francisco:
Flex Manley vs. Busta Capp
Buddy Hotpants vs. Oog the Caveman
Robo Flex vs. Octopus Johnson
Wacky Kabuki vs. Johnny Satan
Gamma Granny vs. Chalupacabra
Inbred Red vs. Pillchard
Schickelgruber vs. Marcus Membrane
Thundermug vs. Margoloth & Mo
First Round Action:
Flex Manley vs. "Severe" Wu Ping
Flex dominated the match. Ping wouldn't stay down and took a big beating, but Flex finally puts Wu Ping down with a running powerslam! (Jack Schlappe was the referee)
Tabooli vs. Busta Capp
Busta Capp dominated the early part of the match. That brought out Wacky Kabuki. He interferes in the match, but Capp beats him up! Capp then finishes off Tabooli with his GHETTO GUILLOTINE! (Millie Swimsuit was the referee)
Buddy Hotpants vs. Sturgis Kahn
Buddy hits his finisher VILLAGE PEOPLE ELBOW early, and the American Mongols charged the ring. Then Undercover Alien and Jr. came out and a wild brawl erupted. Sturgis Khan gets DQ'd because the A.M. started the interference letting Buddy Hotpants advance! (Blind Pew was the referee)
Salacious Rex vs. Oog The Caveman
Great match up as these two exchanged offense often! Oog used a lot of his Achilles tendon lock and bite to wear down Rex and finally pins the dinosaur with an atomic drop! (Jack Schlappe was the referee)
Robo Flex Manley vs. Mar Far Jinx
Robo Flex wasted little time with the jobber, pinning him with his Flex Plex! (Millie Swimsuit was the referee)
Amish Robot vs. Octopus Johnson w/ Dr. Mutato
Amish Robot tried to mount some offense, but Johnson was too tough this match up, making the big robot submit to his IRON OCTOPUS HOLD! (Blind Pew was the referee)
Wacky Kabuki vs. Monkey Chan w/ Eep-Eep
Monkey Chan was giving Kabuki all he could handle early, and then Eep-Eep seen enough and interfered on Kabuki's behalf. Eep-Eep pee'd on Chan's back, and after another distraction to the referee, Kabuki was able to hit Chan with FINAL PERFORMANCE to win the match up! (Jack Schlappe was the referee)
Johnny Satan w/ Black Mass vs. Lil' Torquemada
Johnny just made Lil Torquemada into hamburger in the match. Torquemada did manage to get some stiff shots in during the match, but Satan was just ruthless as Torque was bleeding like a stuck pig. Johnny Satan wins this match when he threw Torquemada into the ropes and hit a powerslam for the 1...2...3! (Millie Swimsuit was the referee)
Gamma Granny vs. Big Blossom
Gamma Granny didn't seem very focused early in the match, as Blossom really took it too her! Blossom gets a quick pinfall attempt and that seemed to wake Granny up. As Granny "hulked up", she locks Blossom in THE GRANNY KNOT to get the win! (Blind Pew was the referee)
Chalupacabra vs. La Cucaracha Grande w/ Dr. Mutato
Great action and probably the match of the night thus far! Both high fliers took the air and gave quite the performance. Chalupacabra seemed to have Cucaracha beat, when Dr. Mutato threw some chemicals into the face of Chalupacabra, blinding him. Cucaracha looked ever so confident and tried to whip Chalupacabra into the ropes, but Chalupacabra was playing possum a bit and rolled up Cucaracha Grande with a small package to get a quick pinfall! (Jack Schlappe was the referee)
Inbred Red vs. Koala Bruce
Inbred Red showed no mercy to this "Bahr", as he quickly put the Koala from down under away with his finisher, THE BIG BAHR HUG! (Millie Swimsuit was the referee)
Frankenpuss w/ Dr. Mutato vs. Pillchard
In a classic Dog vs. Cat match, both battled back and forth during the match. It didn't take long for these two to go outside the ring and do some brawling. As the count got closer to "10", Pillchard was able to break the count, but Frankenpuss get's DQ'd for ramming Pillchard into the ring post! Pillchard advances on in the tournament! (Blind Pew was the referee)
Abraham Lincoln X vs. Schickelgruber w/ Dr. Mutato
Schickelgruber used his power game to wear down ALX and wins the match up with his SS-TF finisher to advance. (Jack Schlappe was the referee)
Marcus Membrane vs. Shiitake Jr.
Marcus used his Thesz press and smother to weardown Shiitake Jr. in the match and after throwing him out the ring, Shiitake was not able to get back into the ring in time and was counted out! Membrane gets an easy win! (Millie Swimsuit was the referee)
Moondog Blortiflax vs. Thundermug
Good back and forth action as Blortiflax used his knowledge and had Thundermug scoped out from the beginning. The Plastered Pillager couldn't get on track in the match, but used his power to stay alive. This seemed to frustrate Moondog and as the action went outside, the Bounty Hunter snapped and was DQ'd for brawling outside the ring! (Blind Pew was the referee)
Morgoloth & Mo vs. Hardcorpse
In a wild match, where Hardcorpse put on a good show for the fans, and M & M kept in the match by using their heads! But when the action spilled outside, Hardcorpse went ballistic and wouldn't listen to the referee. He ended up getting DQ'd for using a chair shot on MO! M & M get the win, but a few bumps in the process! (Jack Schlappe was the referee)
Next round in San Francisco:
Flex Manley vs. Busta Capp
Buddy Hotpants vs. Oog the Caveman
Robo Flex vs. Octopus Johnson
Wacky Kabuki vs. Johnny Satan
Gamma Granny vs. Chalupacabra
Inbred Red vs. Pillchard
Schickelgruber vs. Marcus Membrane
Thundermug vs. Margoloth & Mo