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Post by mutant on Aug 14, 2008 12:01:23 GMT -5
MOT: Welcome fans to the debut telecast of Thursday Night Takedown! The GWFZ is a development league for the Global Wrestling Federation and has hosted many GWF superstars in the Zone...KRAM: Yes sir! There was Plethador...Scimitar...MOT: After our broadcast to the Cosmic Tours Recap the other day, I'm not sure if I am willing to listen to your sarcasm for long today...KRAM: Blah..blah..blah..Yakkity Smackity! Let's head to the ring and watch the Dark Star Creature chew up that want to be a Spartan- Ares!Ares easily outmaneuvered Dark Star Creature.The Albino furred beast leaped out of the corner when the bell sounded and went for the Plaxibus Pounding but Ares countered with a Spartan Slam and used the Creature's girth to his advantage for the STAND YOUR GROUND for the three count! ( 1/2 *). Sledgend stunned Ensor. Holy cow! This bout was lightening quick as the Orion Native used several punches to the Martian's spine that set up the Sledgend Slam. The Zone fans cheered as the offense continued and chants are "It's Sledgendary" filled the arena! After a SHATTERING DEVASTATION put Ensor's shoulders down on the mat, the Orion native thanked the chants of the crowd! (DUD). MOT: The fans really like Sledgend's high impact offense; and in my opinion, he should be getting a shot at the Zone championship in the near future!KRAM: (Scoffs) Whatever...what a surprise! The opening bouts are won by good guys! How swell for the fan favorites! Whoopee!MOT: What is your problem this evening? Man, the best combatants won the opening bouts! Sheesh, let's take you to the next series of bouts. Moral Majority won against Moto Psycho+ Irish Heat: This match was as one sided as they come as Varsity pummeled Irish Heat for almost ten minutes before pinning the drunkard with P.C.D. The ONLY interesting spot in this bout was Sabre smashing a bottle over Psycho's head after the Sagittan gave her a beer, a wad of cash, and stated something that is assumed to be a proposition for her services. (**)NarcotiK got passed Strong (by DQ): The hometown hero crunched NarcotiK and even blasted him with his finisher maneuver aptly named STRONG! but the Maxxus native countered with a small package that nearly pinned the 'D' resident. Strong became infuriated and smacked the ref with a Forearm Ravager giving the ref no choice but to call for the bell. (*).MOT: What a wild pair of match ups! Strong, the former GWFZ champion, really needs to control his anger before he does something he might regret. Speaking of regret, Moto Psycho + Irish Heat need to spend more money on training rather than beer. They have been teaming since the Zone has started and STILL haven't managed to wrangle a win or even come up with a team name. Seriously, quit spending so much money on beer...KRAM: That's it! We'll call these misunderstood individuals...Beer Money! An instant classic...MOT: I like it Kram! Wait a moment... ( Touches Left Ear) Ladies and gentlemen, the 'Z' has been informed that Pyre & Brymstone were unable to make it tonight after the Aethrans got ahold of them last night but the Duplos will battle a new team making it's debut tonight...a matter of fact, here they are now with their valet Latasha! Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you - Main Event and Troyboy aka PAPARAZZI! Paparazzi debut was victorious against Duplos. The twins were a handful for these rookies but Troyboy held his own and even after a BLACKOUT and two TWICE AS HARDS had enough savvy to put away Gemin with the RUMP THUMP! (** 1/2). Assassin X defeated Hegemony (by DQ) This bout didn't even get started as immediately after the bell, Hegemony began screaming "Everyone picks on me" and then tossed a fireball into Assassin X's face! The ref called for the bell the second time and Hegemony just left the ringside area without murmuring another word. (DUD).KRAM: That burns me up Mot that people continue to pick on that natural loser! You know what I'm going to do for Hegemony?MOT: (rolls eyes) I know I shouldn't ask this but here goes nothing...what are you going to do for Hegemony?KRAM: Huh? What are you talking about? Hegemony is a loser and why in the world I even be associated with him?MOT: Hegemony isn't a loser and just needs just a nudge to get him going is all! Anyway, let's see which match is next. Hybernation Domination squeezed by Malpractice. A fantastic bout! Malpractice nearly put the match away after Doctor Payne used a KO TEMPLE CLAW! However, Xiongmao was able to be tagged in later by the Koala and used a Japanda Splash on Surgeon for the three count. (*** 1/2).Harm got a leg up on Morbid. In a #1 contenders match for the GWFZ championship, Harm literally withstood a beat down and his knees blowing out but stunned Morbid with HARM'S WAY to get a shot at the GWFZ title! (***).KRAM: Awesome! Harm is the next in line to become champion!MOT: No...he is the #1 contender and will face off against the winner of the GWFZ Championship tonight!KRAM: The 'Z' title changes hands whenever someone sneezes! Let's watch the GWFZ tag champions thump on The Galaxy's Gayest tag team!MOT: Not gayest...Greatest!KRAM: Hey, call them as I see them.Headliners (GWFZ Champs) retain against Galaxy's Greatest Tag Team: Not an exciting title defense as Darth Brooks used an Oklahoma Roll that nearly pinned Overtime. Sadly, Brooks splintered a guitar over the Titan's head for the easy fall. (*).Tournament Master (GWFZ Champ) lucked out against The Legacy: These two tangled with one another for nearly fifteen minutes before the challenger started on a roll of six INNER PEACE finishers in a row and covered the GWFZ champ for the count! At the count of two, Tournament Master kicked out of the near pinfall and used a school boy roll up to retain the GWFZ championship (****).MOT: On behalf of my mouthy announce partner and myself, thank you for joining us on the first ever Thursday Night TakeOver!! Make sure you tune into the GWF's Saturday night Xplosion as I am sure the Aethrans will have something to say about the attacks from the GWFZ's Pyre & Brymstone. thanks folks and have a fantastic weekend![Fade to black]*pancakes*
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Post by neily on Aug 15, 2008 16:34:49 GMT -5
Excellent card Old Skewl...Humor and action mixes well in your fed.
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Post by vrobx on Aug 15, 2008 22:17:41 GMT -5
I love this fed. Kram and Mot are the best announcing tanded since Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby Heenan.
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Post by mrvegas on Aug 15, 2008 22:37:59 GMT -5
This is a very entertaining fed and I really like the dialogue for Mot and Kram. I'm going to predict that Tournament Master retains his title against Harm and I'm looking forward to the upcoming Xplosion card.
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Post by Matt on Aug 15, 2008 22:47:33 GMT -5
Great show, but geez, Ensor jobbing to Sledgend??? Come on!!
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Post by mutant on Aug 17, 2008 11:39:45 GMT -5
On the previous edition of Wild Wednesday, the Master Race and Titan Glory faced one another in a Cosmic Cage match to determine the #1 contender for the World Tag Team titles! The Eugenics members brutalized the fan favorites unmercifully and after the smoked cleared even Valour broke out of character and came to ringside to assist the EMTs. Both members of the Titans were carefully placed on a stretcher and as quickly as possible sent to a nearby hospital to seek much needed medical attention. Massif, the GWF Commissioner, appeared on the vidscreen and made an announcement to the Indianapolis,IN fans that due to the Kroll's manhandling Tristan suffered ligament damage to his left knee and will be out of action for the next several weeks. Tristan's partner wasn't so lucky as the former Guardian suffered severe concussion, a broken neck, and several of his lumbar vertebrae were cracked. As a result of his injuries, Reckless wanted me to announce that he will be retiring from the GWF and most likely never step into the squared circle again.
The Commissioner continued to state that the Master Race were fined an undisclosed amount but no suspensions were handed out. (The fans began jeering the superstar) However, it was brought to my attention that there was no suspensions involved in this heinous act was due to the appellant Scion Nexus to face the Master Race in a handicap tag match tonight. Nexus expressed his thoughts on that both his friends knew what might happen in the ring and took that chance to attempt to regain the World Tag Team Championships. So, his request was granted and in honor of Reckless- let the card begin![ Instead of the usual fireworks, the bell keeper sounded the ringside bell five times as everyone observed a moment of respect for the career of Reckless] Plethador versus VidtekThe opening match was almost exactly as predicted and nearly as fast! The Neptunian caught the lovable amphibian in a full nelson that the Sultan of Swagger turned into a Torture Rack that nearly garnished the three count! Vidtek kept the momentum going as he used his finisher of BIG TIME to put Plethador's shoulders down for the count. Winner: Vidtek ( 1/2 *). Swarm versus The BetrayerThe Betrayer started the bout with several back crackers that kept the Animan reeling in pain for several minutes. The renegade Titan attempted to put the match away after a Scorpion Death Lock by going airborne with a flying dropkick! However, his opponent had other ideas and moved out of Betrayer's flight path! Swarm utilized this mishap and used a Bee keeper backbreaker, a Swarm's Attack, and a HORNET'S STING for the duke! Winner: Swarm. (**). Rotunda versus She-DevilIf anyone follows the GWF, they should know that this match up is extremely one sided in the fact that Rotunda isn't very talented and has issues with scoring a pinfall against not only She-Devil or anyone else for that matter! However, Rotunda came close after landing a Fat Chick Thrilla, the big boned diva missed her finisher of FAT LADY SINGS and was the victim of a CANNONBALL CLOTHESLINE for the match. Winner: She- Devil ( DUD). STRAFE'S MUSIC blared as the current #1 contender for the Woman's championship made her way to the ring. Strafe grabbed the microphone and the Aethran challenged the trio of Nightmare Nikki & Pyre and Brymstone at the next GWFZ [[glow=red,2,300]THURSDAY NIGHT TAKEDOWN[/glow] to a handicap match against herself and the death defying, high flying, Aethran Cruiserweight... Rush! ( The Indianapolis fans roared their approval!) Strafe stated that these two will show why you should never poke your nose in Aethran business! She then dropped the microphone to the canvas and walked back to the locker room area.Phantasy versus Shann RaThese two divas tangled for almost fifteen minutes and Shann Ra even landed the MACHETE but the 'Blonde Bombshell' managed to kick out of the pin attempt. A few minutes later, Shann Ra tossed Phantasy into the ropes and would force the Coma Berenices native to tap out with a Huntress Claw. Winner: Shann Ra (**). Havoc versus TauranWow! This match had to be the world's fastest match as havoc drilled Tauran with a missile dropkick and then applied FALLEN DREAMS for the three count. Winner: Havoc. (DUD). Nosfera versus WolfFollowing the quickest match of the card was perhaps the best as these two veterans battled for nearly twenty minutes in a display of savagery. Both combatants toward the end were covered in crimson and were exhausted but the match continued to be a great match. After Omen jumped onto the ring apron to distract Wolf, Nosfera tried to sneak up on Wolf from behind but when Nosfera swung the Savage One around-Wolf knew what was coming and ducked to miss THE DEMON'S BREATH and landed a slicing heel kick to put the demon down for the count. Winner: Wolf (****). Divided We Fall versus Troubleshooters:The five time World Tag Team champions had no problem with these two and Muss would use TROUBLE TIMES TWO on Encubus at the ten minute mark for the win. Winner: Troubleshooters (**). The arena's vidscreen came to life as it showed the Methodist Memorial hospital in downtown Indianapolis, Indiana! the scene faded into Retribution's hospital room and he was resting comfortably after being scarred by the maniacal Tricks with some kind of corrosive on the last Wild Wednesday. The plastic surgeon came into camera view with his face mostly already buried in Retribution's chart studying the comments of the early doctor. The doctor calmly stated;"Hello, my name is Plastic Surgeon H. Wink and I will be reconstructing your facial burns" Retribution just woken up became confused and asked what the doctor's name was again. Doctor H. Wink became agitated and sighed. "My name is Plastic Surgeon H. Wink and I will be reconstructing your facial burns!" stated the doctor more agitated this time. The plastic surgeon began to lower the clip board from his face and Retribution noticed quickly who the doctor was! Retribution let out a "Son of a..." before screaming in agony as his face began smoldering! The doctor pressed the intercom button on Retribution's bed and stated;" This is Doctor Hood Wink and I need a nurse to come in room because the patient is needing attention stat!" The demented clown begins to giggle and then begins to laugh hysterically! Then the clown looks directly into the vidcam and smiles menacingly before mumbling..."Welcome to the Circus of Fear!"Monolith versus PaybackThese two are getting a fantastic rivalry between them as there matches could either way recently! Unfortunately, after only about six minutes both combatants ended outside the ring brawling and was counted out by the referee! Winner: Draw (***). America's Most Wanted versus Jungle Warriors:These two teams battled for almost ten minutes and neither gaining the upperhand! However, Valour stormed the ring and nailed American Guy with a steel chair causing the Jungle Warriors to be disqualified! The Animen were more than happy to go back to backstage area as they let Valour handle his former partners alone! A minute or two later, Valour would be brought down by a chop block from US Male and then the two members took their turn with the steel chairs! After America's most Wanted were done, Valour was flat on his face covered in blood and to add insult to injury the former Guardian/Outlaw Nation member was spat on by his former partners. Winner: AWM (by DQ) (**). Scion Nexus versus Master Race:The Titan put up a helluva fight! Scion even used THE APEX on Zygon but Thraxx would break up the count. After going way longer than anyone thought Scion Nexus could go by himself, the Eugenics members used POWER OF KROLL and got the win! What came next was sickening as they put Scion Nexus's arm in a steel chair and Thraxx leaped off the top turnbuckle onto Scion's pinned arm! Scion screamed in pain and the Master Race scattered after the fans roared in excitement when the Intercontinental champion Anivar and Tauran stormed the ring. Anivar comforted Scion Nexus as Tauran watched out for intruders. Winner: Master Race (***). [Fade to Black]*pancakes*
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Post by neily on Aug 17, 2008 12:11:00 GMT -5
Sweet card Old Skweel.
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Post by Fringe on Aug 17, 2008 12:43:10 GMT -5
I hope the Master Race get what's coming to them. Someone should break their necks! It's sad to see Reckless go out this way.
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Post by jimsteel on Aug 17, 2008 22:57:40 GMT -5
Awesome stuff
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Post by ~KB~ on Aug 18, 2008 11:26:01 GMT -5
Big props to Scion for taking on both members of T.M.R. and giving all he had in defense of Titan honor. He's a true Titan and a proud NEXUS. The Troubleshooters are five time, five time, five time, five time, FIVE TIME tag champions and easily dominated D.W.F. ! WOW! They just won their first for me and have since left the fed after dropping them in their first defense. Fantastic stuff bro.........KEEP IT UP!
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