Post by mutant on Aug 26, 2008 9:06:45 GMT -5
MOT: Welcome back to the GWFZ fans! Not only do we have several of the GWF's stars in the house but Commissioner Nexus has recently made an announcement that will make this telecast a groundbreaking event for the developmental league!
KRAM: I agree on the groundbreaking announcement but to go so far as stating that we have "GWF Stars" in this telecast is a stretch...I mean, the GWF has sent Plethador (the Indianapolis fans roar in approval for this lovable underdog), Gryt, and that painted up hussy...Strafe!
MOT: Can you please behave for once!?!? Just a few hours ago fans, Commissioner Nexus announced that besides the already three signed matches, every pairing would be randomly drawn and the winner of the bout would get the opportunity of choosing their opponent at the GWFZ's first ever PaPer View...
KRAM: SEPARATION ANXIETY! However Mot, you forgot to tell the unwashed masses that the two GWFZ championships are non-title bouts but the winner decided the type of match at next week's event!
MOT: I was getting around to it before I was interrupted. The first match is about to start, so we take you to ringside fans!
Ensor pummeled Gryt (2122): Ensor had a little bit of trouble with Gryt's power advantage but nothing to seriously warrant an upset! The Martian used his quickness to his advantage and made the CTA-102 native frustrated enough to get caught in the ERUPTION OF THARSIS for the duke. (**).
Assassin X leveled Plethador: The lovable amphibian was no match for the masked assassin and was easily tossed around like one of the "Frogzilla dolls" that line the concession stands! After only four minutes, Assassin X landed an Axe Bomber for the count. (* 1/2).
Morbid put down Sledgend: Morbid made a helluva comeback after Sledgend punished the hardcore cruiserweight with a Blind Side Splash and even a SHATTERING DEVASTATION! Surprisingly, Morbid managed to lift his shoulders off the mat and reversed the momentum of the contest to put his opponent down with the MORBIDLY CRUEL finisher! (* 1/2).
MOT: It will be interesting to see which opponent's Ensor, Morbid, and Assassin X choose! Now remember fans, the matches on this telecast are random and a wrestler that wins an earlier match can choose someone later on the card (besides the GWFZ champs) even if that someone wrestles and wins his match.
KRAM: That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of! Who honestly expected Gryt or Plethador to win? This is {censored} ridiculous...this fed is sounding more like TNA everyday! Let me guess, if the champions lose then they have to do a reverse ladder match to regain the championships?!? Wouldn't doubt the management...anyway, back to the squared circle...ladies and gentlemen, I once again present for your viewing pleasure- PAPARAZZI!
Duplos won against Paparazzi (by DQ): This bout was a serious headache for the referee as not only had the Duplos brothers try to continuously switch places but Latasha ( Troyboy and Main Event's valet) stuck her nose into the bout too many times also! At the ten minute mark, Gemin used TWICE AS HARD on Main Event but Latasha would distract the referee while Troyboy smacked Gemin with a steel chair! However, the ref noticed and then questioned Troyboy about the chair before calling for the bell! (****).
The Legacy squeezed by Strong: These two combatants have a history that is becoming one of the best rivalries in the GWFZ! The GWFZ championship has changed hands between these two a couple of times in the past and the 'D' native seems to always come short against Dorado monk! This match would end the same as Strong began the match with his impressive power moves but Legacy would counter with his quickness and would use several INNER PEACE maneuvers to pull off the victory! (* 1/2).
Beer Money stunned The Galaxy's Greatest Tag Team: The upset of the card! The Moto Pyscho was a man on a mission as he used several wear down moves like the Sagitta Stomp, Machine Head, and even using the illegal Robotic Brass Knuckles to place Pride in one of the ring's corner turnbuckles...not to pass that up, Moto Pyscho smiled and actually CONNECTED his finisher of HELL'S ANGEL for the three count. Pride's partner, Overtime, became infuriated and left ringside screaming that Pride was nothing but another loser white boy. (**).
MOT: To address your comments before the match... that reverse ladder match sounds kind of cool but not for the big leagues! Anyway moving on, Overtime did not look happy and fans we are sorry for the comments that the Titan had made and it does not reflect the views of this company...
KRAM: Who cares about that?!?!? Moto Psycho and Irish Heat won the match coincidentally the match after we came up with their team name of Beer Money! Royalties please...
MOT: (Mot touches his left ear)Fans, we have just been informed of two matches already have been decided at the SEPARATION ANXIETY PaPer View! Duplos has once again chosen to face against Paparazzi but has petitioned Nexus for a Titan Death Match as well. The Commissioner has granted that request and it also has been announced that Overtime will face off against his partner-Pride!
KRAM: About time Overtime saw the light and left that loser earthling! Interesting turn of events I have to say but cretins another match is about to start-so, good riddance!
Ares knocked out Dark Star Creature: The Spartan tamed the beast from Plaxibus without breaking a sweat!After only a few minutes of dodging the Creature's attacks, Ares used a combination of STAND YOUR GROUND and the SPARTAN SPEAR to have the ref slap the mat three times. (* 1/2).
Moral Majority beat Hybernation Domination: There really isn't that much to report on this match as Cuddley Claw appeared to wear himself out after a swinging hurricanrana on Sabre! The diva looked stunned and simply covered the Koala for the three count. (DUD).
Hegemony made quick work of NarcotiK: This match was terrible! Only a handful of wrestling moves and Hegemony landed a knee to the back of the neck on NarcotiK and that is all she wrote. (DUD).
KRAM: Man o' man...the unwashed masses must love that Hegemony bum! I wonder if he snuggles up to the Koala and gives the Animan fleas...
MOT: You never stop do you? I swear you will be the death of me before it's all over! The GWFZ Championships will also be up for grabs at the Paper View and the winners of today's matches decides exactly what type of match will be taking place. Promises to be very intense and here are the GWFZ Tag Champions-The Headliners!
Headliners blasted Malpractice: The team of Surgeon and Doctor Payne are going to have a hard time beating the Headliners at the Paper View if they look as bad as they did during this match! Darth Brooks used a Guitar Shot on Doctor Payne and tagged out to Grillz-who proceeded to use WHAT!?! for the easy win. (*).
Tournament Master lucked out against Harm: The earthling took it to the GWFZ champ but his injured knee (see last episode of TNT for details) caused him problems against the champion. Totalis escaped from a HARM'S WAY finisher and a near pinfall school boy roll up to use FINAL ROUND for the duke! Tournament Master looked into the camera and pointed upwards stating that the match will be a "Tower of London" match! (*).
MOT: Well Kram, I guess we have our third match officially declared with the GWFZ Champion facing off against Harm in a Tower of London match!
KRAM: Speaking of TNA like matches earlier probably inspired Totalis...if you are not familiar with this match, it is a cosmic cage match with a door on the top of the cage with a ladder on top of it. The object of the match is to climb up to the cage ceiling, exit the cage, and then use the ladder to pull the title down...oooh...I get it! Good move Totalis! Harm is having difficulties with his injured knee and will be hesitant to climb the cage! Good job by the champion in his outsmarting the unwashed heathen!
MOT: Actually, I have to say that was pretty smart of the champion! Finally fans, here is the main event...it has been brewing for several shows now between these two factions...(see the last three telecasts of the GWF and GWFZ for details)
Rush & Strafe won against Nightmare Nikki & Pyre and Brymstone: What a main event! The Aethrans brought their 'A' game as the Brymstonian's really took it them! Rush, in his debut, in the GWFZ came back with a vengeance (no pun intended) and really laid into Symbiote and Leviathan with his high risk moves! The vampiric diva even got to sick her teeth into Strafe again as she used GOTHIC NIGHTMARE that nearly won it all. However after Strafe used a Strafe Shot on Symbiote, Nikki attempted to land a Fall from Heaven but missed the intended target and landed on Symbiote instead! This set up the Aethran diva to lock on TERMINAL HEIGHT for the victory! As the three Brymstonians scurried away, the Aethrans embraced and celebrated as TNT went off the air.(****).
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