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Post by Fringe on Sept 1, 2008 14:50:53 GMT -5
The last few cards were sweet man. Disaster seems to be a strong champion, putting down Valour and Monolith lately. Cool to see Sly Drury beat Wolf and Endgame. Could Sly be looking for a title shot?
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Post by mutant on Sept 1, 2008 23:07:36 GMT -5
Thanks for the comments fellas!
GWF HOUSE SHOW St. Bethlehem, PA Card #572
BREAKING NEWS: The GWFZ Commissioner (Lord Nexus) announced that a special broadcast before the developmental federation's first ever PaPer View- SEPARATION ANXIETY and the matches will be announced as they are signed...(see last episode of Thursday Night Takedown for details)
Also, Commissioner Massif stated that if Tristan continued to wrestle with ligament damage in his knee then he will do so at his own risk!
- Lorelei was pushed around but managed to win against Rotunda with a missle dropkick (* 1/2);
- Kill Prey punished an injured Tristan with a Ruptured Ear Strikes (* 1/2);
- Strafe, the Woman's #1 contender, defeated Sultana via. GROUND ZERO (** 1/2);
- Nosfera made quick work of Payback via. THE DEMON'S BREATH (*);
- America's Most Wanted thrashed CTA-102 after US Male pinned Tanck after a SEIZE THE DAY (* 1/2);
- Wolf withstood a beating to beat Valour by disqualification as the three members of Outlaw Nation stormed the ring and eventually attacked both combatants (DUD);
- (in a World Tag Team non-titlematch) Darwin's Legacy retained against Troubleshooters after Hadrian used EXTINCTION on The Bomb (*);
- IN THE MAIN EVENT, Vidtek got passed Anivar (Intercontinental Champion) by disqualification after Anivar rammed his Vidtek into a steel ring post in a non-titlematch (1/2 *).
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Post by ~KB~ on Sept 2, 2008 6:32:08 GMT -5
TK bro, your fed is definitely one of the best. Even your House Shows are sweet as hell.
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Post by mutant on Sept 4, 2008 23:15:48 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]A MOMENT WITH MOT & KRAM[/glow] [glow=red,2,300]GWFZ Paper View Pre-show[/glow] MOT: Welcome to a very special viewing of the first GWFZ Developmental league's PaPer View pre-show! Tonight, Kram and myself will walk you through the matches that will take place later this evening. The stipulation that Commissioner Nexus put into place on the last Thursday Night Takedown was the winners of the matches would decide their opponent for SEPARATION ANXIETY!KRAM: Ooohh whoopie! That means all the goodie two shoes will face someone they know they can beat! Let me predict that Ensor faces Scimitar! Am I correct Mot? MOT: You never stop do you?!? I am sure more than likely that the "good guys" as you put it doesn't want to face an opponent that won't be able topropel them in the rankings! Besides...KRAM: Not now Mot, the drawing for the first choice of opponent is coming on the vidscreen behind us! So, here is the first pairing...so, unwashed masses-here you go...The vidscreen behind the two headed announcer comes to life and shows Rotunda of all people in a bikini drawing a ball out of a lottery cage. The big boned diva holds the ball up and the name on the ball read...(drum roll please)...Morbid!
Morbid walked up microphone and stated that the Aethran Cruiserweight Rush would face off against the GWFZ's hardcore star!KRAM: No way! Morbid chose Rush after they both won their matches last week...granted the Aethran needed that scantily clad slut Strafe...MOT: You are going to be the death of me before it's over and I would like to apologize to Strafe and to all the younger viewer's that my other appendage might have offended. The drawing continues... The cage stopped rolling and the vid crew attempted to get Rotunda's attention as she was chowing down on a big bag of popcorn...finally she got the hint and drew a ball out of the cage. The name on the ball read...Assassin X!
The mysterious masked wrestler walked up to the microphone and stated his choice was the 'drug induced' NarcotiK! MOT: NarcotiK isn't going to be happy with Assassin X calling him a drug addict...that match is going to be a good one!KRAM: Well, I want to apologize for Mot for saying appendage earlier to the unwashed masses! He smacks that lil' guy around more than...MOT: Anyway, stop it! Back to the match announcements...The GSOE's valet jumped to the cage quickly this time and after the cage stopped-pulled out a ball and the name on the ball read...Legacy!
As Legacy walked to the microphone, CTA MUSCLE aka "Gryt" walked up to the former GWFZ champion and asked him if he was man enough to beat the Grytzilla...Legacy chuckled and said that Gryt was about to find INNER PEACE before announcing that he would in fact face Gryt. KRAM: I think Legacy might be in trouble and bit off more than he can chew with the new and improved Gryt...I'm sorry-CTA Muscle!MOT: Sure...next match is about to be determined...The former Miss Rio de Janeiro reached into the ball cage and pulled out the ball but accidentally dropped the ball. She bent over ( backside toward the camera of course) and not only almost made the vid crew noxious but a big groan came from the wrestling fans in the GWFZ studio! She finally revealed the name drawn as...Hegemony!
The much maligned superstar walked up to the microphone and announced that he will show once and for all show that he is a better wrestler than that overrated freak from the "D"...Strong! MOT: Oh my God! Are you serious? Hegemony wants to take on the first ever GWFZ champion?!? Does he not realize that Strong literally hates him? I almost wonder if Hegemony needs to get his head checked...KRAM: (Looking confused) Mot...I am the one that is supposed to be the comedy relief remember? However, I do agree with you as shocking as that sounds and Hegemony makes me wonder what he has planned for the 'D' native.MOT: Anyway, to get Rotunda's huge cellulite buttocks out of our fans minds for a moment and cleanse the proverbial pallet. The matches signed last episode of Thursday Night Takedown were Duplos defeated Paparazzi by disqualification and wanted another shot at the new upstart team!KRAM: No doubt Mot! I almost lost the Rigean sandwich I had before the show started! Another match that was signed was Pride versus Overtime! Overtime FINALLY got fed up with the squeaky clean baby face! I feel sorry for Pride because Overtime will show the Earthling that the Titan was carrying him for way too long!MOT: (Roll eyes) Oh yeah, right! Anyway, here is the next drawing... The former GWF Woman's champion reaches into the cage once more and reveals the next name drawn...Ensor!
The Martian nonchalantly strolled up to the microphone and simply stated his chosen opponent's name...Ares!MOT: That will be a colossal match up... Rotunda once again reaches in and chooses a ball. The name on the ball read...Beer Money!
The duo of Moto Psycho and Irish Heat actually won a match and before walking up to the microphone stopped and looked at Rotunda. Irish Heat shook his head and simply asked if Rotunda was hiding someone under that fat suit! This, of course, made the over sensitive big boned diva start crying and she thundered back to the backstage area! Moto Psycho went to the microphone and said that one overweight sow down and one to go...so, Sabre will be the next to cry as they beat the hell out of Moral Majority!KRAM: (Laughing hysterically) MOT: That was uncalled for and down right mean! These two guys win a single match and they think they are the next big thing? I hope Moral Majority beats the crap out of these two {censored}! KRAM: Seriously...Mot...I love this side of you! Since there is just two balls left in the cage, the next two matches are automatic!The only single match left to announce is the fan favorite Sledgend facing off against the Dark Star Creature! MOT: Once again, I would like to apologize not only for Kram's behavior this evening but my own! however, the comments that Beer Money made were totally uncalled for and unwarranted. With that being said, Kram was correct with the match announcements and the only ball left in the cage would be that of Hybernation Domination facing off against Pyre & Brymstone! The GWFZ championship matches will be the Headliner (GWFZ Tag) battling Malpractice in a Saturn Street Fight and the GWFZ Championship being defended by Tournament Master against the challenger Harm in a Tower of London match !
Fans...call your local cable provider as the event will start in a matter of moments and both Kram and myself are looking forward to this one! See ya there!Editor's Note: Will post the write up for the PaPer View tommorrow afternoon...my eyelids are getting heavy and I am getting cranky.
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Post by Swarm on Sept 4, 2008 23:31:31 GMT -5
Nice!
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Post by ~KB~ on Sept 5, 2008 9:05:40 GMT -5
Very nice indeed!!!
Already ordered.............
Great stuff bro, simply great.
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Post by graymar on Sept 5, 2008 9:15:29 GMT -5
Nicely Done!
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Post by Fringe on Sept 5, 2008 14:55:54 GMT -5
Wow, this going to be a great PaPer View! But my god man, what were you trying to do to me making me watch that last bit. Thank goodness for Irish Heat!
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Post by neily on Sept 5, 2008 14:58:55 GMT -5
Nicely done T.K . I laughed at the Rotunda bit.
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Post by mutant on Sept 10, 2008 9:17:36 GMT -5
MOT: As fireworks illuminate the Pittsburgh, PA arena, we would like to welcome fans to this historic first ever PaPer View for the GWFZ! As my attached counterpart and myself pointed out just a few moments ago in the free broadcast of the drawing, this event promises to be huge! KRAM: That's right unwashed masses, it is going to be almost as big as our lottery ball valet...when she bent over, half the galaxy lost their lunch! MOT: Will you leave poor Rotunda alone already? She has already been ridiculed enough by those two drunkards at the pre-show. Of course, I am talking about Irish Heat & Moto Psycho aka Beer Money and surprisingly we haven't heard a response from Gryt, who has been hanging out recently with Rotunda.KRAM: The big boned diva probably ate him...MOT: Oh jeez! Will you be nice for once already? Speaking of irony fans, we take you to the ring for our first match...Gryt versus Legacy! GRYT pounded on The Legacy: The new attitude of the "pound for pound" CTA native has at least given him a mark in the win column in the GWFZ! The CTA Muscle member used his power to his advantage and after leveling Legacy with a falling face slam, made the former GWFZ champ tap out with his new finisher of the STRONGMAN STRETCH! (1/2 *).
Dark Star Creature made quick work of Sledgend: A classic case of the hunter attempted a head butt to the Creature's temple but Dark Star countered by tossing Sledgend into the turnbuckle and using Caged in the Corner! The Plaxibus native used a Dark Star Wish and went into a PRIMAL RAGE for the easy win. (DUD).
PYRE & BRYMSTONE squeezed by Hybernation Domination by disqualification: This match went back and forth for nearly fifteen minutes and the Animen were pretty much dominating the Brymstonians! Unfortunately for Xiongmao, the referee still expect the good guys to follow the rules and the giant panda was disqualified after he used the PANDAMONIUM on Leviathan! This, of course, did not make the Animan happy at all and would have taken the ref's head off if not for the kind gift of eucalyptus leaves from Cuddley Claw that seemed to make the panda smile again. (** 1/2).MOT: (Laughs) The stuffed animal cartel just is so cute and they are a big hit with the younger wrestling fans...KRAM: Well, dah...the unwashed masses always loves the hero but do hey realize exactly how a Koala feeds it's children! Icky! And, I thought the Dark Star Creature's breath was terrible...Cuddley Claw has the beast's putrid breath beat paws down! Changing the subject, I guess the former GWFZ champ thought he had an easy win coming into this match but he found out that "pound for pound" you cannot mess with CTA MUSCLE!MOT: I think that Legacy accepted Gryt's challenge to save face but everyone has a bad day! And, stop already with the crude humor because I'm sure the fans don't appreciate it!KRAM: What Legacy should have done is turned Gryt down and saved himself some gas money instead! Concerning the unwashed masses, I don't care if they don't appreciate my commentary or not because the GWFZ has hired me to do a job. Speaking of jobs, sounds like the next match is about to start... RUSH outwrestled Morbid: These two hardcore cruiserweights put on a spectacular show! Both combatants used their finishers and had the other nearly pinned on a couple of occasions and Morbid was only inches away from handing the Aethran his first loss in the GWFZ. However, Rush's first loss would have to wait another day as he used an Aethran Arrow and a Air Aethran specialty move to put this fed's answer to CM Punk down for the three. (** 1/2).
Assassin X duked NarcotiK: On the pre show Assassin X basically called NarcotiK a drug addict and the Maxus native wasn't too pleased with the masked man's comments. It made no difference to Assassin X or the match result as this bout was almost as quick as the matches highlights! Assassin X used a spinning neckbreaker and then CONTRACT KILLING for the pinfall. (1/2 *).
BEER MONEY continued their win streak against Moral Majority: Holy cow! Moto Psycho & Irish Heat made it two wins since their team was inadvertently named by the announcing team of Mot & Kram! These two drunkards pulverized Varsity and despicably even literally spanked Sabre during the match. At the eight minute mark, Irish Heat landed a Hot Headed Headbutt that garnished the three count! After the bell sounded to end the bout, the duo of Tanck & Gryt stormed the ring causing the GWFZ stars to make a quick exit and head to the backstage area. (** 1/2).MOT: I would not want to be Beer Money at the moment! The team of CTA Muscle did not look happy at all and I am sure they want to get some payback for Irish Heat's comments about Rotunda earlier.KRAM: Who cares?!?!? Gryt...Tanck...Rotunda...who gives a {censored} already Mot?!?!? Let's talk about something else already sheesh!How about that amazing spanking that Irish Heat gave to Sabre or the bone jarring CONTRACT KILLING that Assassin X hooked on NarcotiK or...MOT: [Touches left ear] Wait a minute fans, I have just been informed that beer Money will be traveling to the GWF's next broadcast of WILD WEDNESDAY (Card #574) to face off against CTA Muscle! Sorry Kram, as you were saying...KRAM: (scoffs) Nothing...send the camera to the ring for our next match!Hegemony stunned Strong: The match itself wasn't that interesting as Strong was dominating the idealist but it was obvious that Hegemony had a plan! After Strong landed his finishing maneuver aptly named 'STRONG', Umagapotamus ( a former GWF World Heavyweight Champion) interfered in the bout and used the feared SAMOAN HIPPO SPIKE to set up Hegemony's knee to the back of the former GWFZ champ's neck for the upset. (***).
Ares overpowered Ensor: The Martian chose Ares to shut the loud mouthed Spartan up with all his boasts of Spartans being the best warriors. Sadly for Ensor, Ares whooped him pretty soundly after a Spartan Slam killed any momentum that Ensor might have had and the match was ended after Ensor was put in STAND YOUR GROUND finisher. (* 1/2).
TITAN DEATH MATCH: PAPARAZZI bloodied Duplos: Troy Boy and Main Event easily beat Gemin and Gemello as Paparazzi blasted both opponent's (from behind of course) with steel chairs until security had to be called to take the chairs away from the two heels! The Main Event picked up the battered Gemin and used a DDT Stunner on the Prado native for a easy win. (*). KRAM: Man, it's like visiting a zoo here in the Zone! First was the team of Hybernation Domination, a Samoan Hippo, and at the beginning of the match...everyone saw Latasha's camel toes!MOT: Once again fans, sorry for my announcing teammate as he lets his mouth get out of check more and more everyday! I will agree with Kram on the fact that the sudden appearance of Umagapotamus was unsuspected and makes you wonder if Hegemony had that planned all along.KRAM: Ummm...I actually wonder how Latasha learned how to do the splits that she does when she comes to the ring with Paparazzi...yummy!MOT: (sighs) Anyway, onto the next match...Overtime pinned Pride: The Titan had no issues with putting the Earthling's shoulders down to the mat and supposedly showed that Overtime was the one carrying the Galaxy's Greatest tag Team after he put his former partner through four THE CLINCHERS for the pin. (**).
SATURN STREET FIGHT: GWFZ TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP TITLEMATCH: HEADLINERS retained against Malpractice: This had to be the hardest challenge for the GWFZ Tag champs as they chose the match and the challengers really took it to the champions! Doctor Payne nearly pinned Darth Brooks after a KO TEMPLE CLAW but Grillz broke up the count and kept the challengers from dethroning them as champs! After twenty minutes, Grillz used OK! on Doctor Payne and tagged out to Darth Brooks for the win with UNANSWERED PRAYERS. (****). MOT: You know if you are the Headliners than you have to thank the powers above for winning that match! Fans, let me explain the main event to those who are not familiar with the 'Tower of London' match. The match is a steel cage/ladder match with the combatants needing to beat their opponent enough to climb out a door on top of the cage and then scale the ladder to grab whatever is held on the cable to win the bout...in this case, the GWFZ Championship title...KRAM: Sounds weirder than a TNA styled match if you ask me...MOT: I'm not and fans head to ringside for the main event...TOWER OF LONDON MATCH: GWFZ CHAMPIONSHIP TITLEMATCH: Tournament Master tossed around Harm: Tournament Master laid into the challenger and tossed the Earthling into the steel cage wall numerous times and even taunted Harm with helping the challenger up onto the top of the cage first! However, the champion shouldn't have been so generous as Harm started to make a comeback and after a HARM'S WAY nearly climbed the ladder to claim the championship belt! Tournament Master regained his senses in time and vaulted up the ladder to execute a FINAL ROUND that sent Harm reeling THROUGH THE CAGE FLOOR onto the ring mat nearly twenty feet down to retain the title! Tournament Master held the GWFZ championship up from top of the ladder to a chorus of boos as the cameras filmed the paramedics helping the challenger. (**). [fade to black]
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