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Post by barnestormer on Apr 28, 2009 12:11:13 GMT -5
TUESDAY NIGHT THROWDOWN TV TAPING Tuesday Apr. 28, 2009 UIW Arena; Huber Heights, OH ANNOUNCERS: "The Brain" Chris Kurtis & Les Thatcher * Ashley Lane pinned Annie Social with an enzuigiri. * "Simply Sexy" Shawn Blaze pinned Tyson Judge with a SUPERKICK. * Monsters & Dragons ("Monster" Matt Dreez & Black Dragon) defeated the Assassins (#1 & #2) when Black Dragon pinned Assassin #2 with the PSYCHO DRIVER.) * Kayla Sparks pinned Hellena Heavenly with the SPARK PLUG after Hellena missed a suicide dive outside the ring. * Chris Carnage pinned A.J. Moore with the CARNAGE CRIPPLER * UIW TRI-STATE TITLE RE-MATCH: The "Buffalo Bad Boy" Brian Jennings successfully defended the UIW Tri-State title when he made former champion Matt Stryker submit to the BUFFALO WING. * The True Thugs ("Big Daddy" Rog Cox & Big Brother Almighty) defeated the Irish Airborne (Dave & Jake Crist) by disqualification when Jake Crist repeatedly whipped Big Brother Almighty into the security rails. * UIW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: The GP Code ("Sweet Sexy Sensation" Andre Heart & "Deja Vu" Richard Phillips) successfully defended the UIW Tag Team titles by defeating the Republican Guard (Ala Hussein & Sheik Uday Muhammad) when Richard Phillips pinned Sheik Uday Muhammad with the BEST DAMN SIDEWALK SLAM IN THE BUSINESS. * MAIN EVENT--NON-TITLE MATCH: Portia Perez pinned the UIW Ladies champion Bobbi Jo Jablonski with the KOSHER PICKLE. After the match, Dean and Chet Jablonski enter the ring and attack Bobbi Jo. Brock tells the fans over the mike that Bobbi Jo was becoming a liability to the Guffman Corporation, so therefore, they're "cutting their losses". When the attack ends and Bobbi Jo lay helpless in the ring, Dean grabs the UIW Ladies title and hands it to Brock, who in turn hands it to the Guffman Corporation's newest "acquisition, Heather Divine.
(I have quit using John K's Match Timing System because it was just slowing me down trying to keep track of everything.)
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Post by barnestormer on Apr 29, 2009 14:47:58 GMT -5
WEDNESDAY NIGHT WARS TV TAPING Wednesday Apr. 29, 2009 UIW Arena; Huber Heights, OH ANNOUNCERS: "The Brain" Chris Kurtis & Les Thatcher (The show opens up to UIW general manager Tim Shaw making a beeline for the ring and grabbing the mike from ring announcer Gumbo Malone.) TIM SHAW: I'm not going to waste any time here. Brock Guffman, you, Dean Jablonski, Chet Jablonski and Heather Divine get out here now! (Brock Guffman walks down to the ring with the Jablonski Brothers and Heather Divine, who has the stolen UIW Ladies title draped over her left shoulder.) Ms. Divine, it's appropriate that you came out here with the UIW Ladies title, since you're going to hand it over to me right now. (Heather protests, as well as Brock and the Jablonski Brothers.) Let's go, Heather. Hand it over. You're not the UIW Ladies champion. BROCK GUFFMAN: This belt is Guffman Corporation property, a former Guffman Corporation employee won the title and now her replacement is the rightful owner of the title. (UIW owner J.L. Thrush appears on the giant video screen that hangs over the entrance ramp.) J.L. THRUSH: You seem to forget your place, Brock. That title is not Guffman Corporation property, it's Unified Independent Wrestling's property. And since I own Unified Independent Wrestling, that makes that belt my property. And as of right now, I'm declaring my property vacant. Security, remove that title belt from Heather Divine's shoulder, and if she resists, remove her from the building. I've got no problem firing her from UIW. (UIW Security personnel enter the ring, and Heather drops the belt and scurries out of the ring along with Brock and the Jablonski Brothers. One of the security workers picks up the belt and hands it to Tim Shaw.) Now, Mr. Shaw, would you please continue? TIM SHAW: Gladly, J.L. Dean and Chet, that was the most disgusting display of cowardice I've ever seen in all of the years I've ever been in involved in the wrestling business, beating your own sister unconcious and stealing her title. Well, boys, we don't stand for that in UIW, so as of this moment, you two are suspended for the next 3 months. Security, get them out of here now! (Security escorts the Jablonski Brothers out of the building.) Nww, Ms. Divine, we've got something special planned just for you. You see, exactly one month from now, on May 29, at the National Guard Armory in Piqua, Ohio, we're going to have a cyber pay-per-view known as May-Hem, and one of the featured matches will be a UIW Ladies title match between yourself and the woman who never lost the title, Bobbi Jo... J.L. THRUSH: Uh, Tim, I've got to interrupt you there. You see, this morning, the woman formerly known as Bobbi Jo Jablonski came to my office and informed me that she wants to be known as Bobbi Jo Jablonski, since she's no longer a member of the Jablonski family. And before I re-introduce her, let me steal a little bit of your thunder about the UIW Ladies title match at May-Hem and announce that the title, which I've vacated, will be contested...in a Ladder Match. (The crowd cheers J.L.'s decision.) Now, allow me to introduce the woman known formerly as Bobbi Jo Jablonski...Miss Hailey Hatred. (Brock and Heather take off through the crowd as Hailey hits the ring.) TIM SHAW: Hey, Heather, don't run too far, because tonight, you'll be facing Hailey Hatred in the main event one-on-one. Now, let's get the first match started. * "Simply Sexy" Shawn Blaze pinned Matthew Justice with the DOUBLE STOMP. After the match, Drake Younger and "Die Hard" Dustin Lee ran into the ring and joined Shawn in a post-match beatdown of Justice. Shawn wrapped Matthew's neck in the ropes and held him helpless as Drake and Dustin repeatedly dropped elbows from the top rope onto Matthew. Just when it seemed like the carnage had ended, Dustin grabbed a chair from ringside and repeatedly smashed it into the top of Matthew's head as he remained tangled in the ropes until several wrestlers, including the Daily Planet began to enter the ring. Only then did Shawn, Drake and Dustin scatter to the back. Matthew was eventually freed from the ropes and taken out of the building on a stretcher. He will be out of action for 10 cards. UIW GM Tim Shaw suspended Shawn Blaze for 2 cards, Drake Younger for 7 cards, and Dustin Lee for 8 cards. * Because of Drake Younger's suspension, Dylan Bostic was substituted for the match with the "Hazardous High Flyer" Virus, who pinned Dylan with THE CURE. * Taylor Wilde pinned Jessicka Havoc with the SUNSET FLIP. * The Hybrids defeated Faith In Nothing when Jason Lyte pinned Vincent Nothing with a superkick. * The True Thugs defeated the High Spot Kings when Big Brother Almighty pinned "Primetime" Doug Charlz with the CHOKE SLAM. * Monsters and Dragons defeated the Messiahs of a New Age by disqualification when Dustin Rayz clobbered the referee and knocked him unconcious while taking a running charge into the turnbuckle at "Monster" Matt Dreez. * Hellena Heavenly pinned Kayla Sparks with a diving clothesline. * UIW TELEVISION TITLE MATCH: Shaun Blaise is still the UIW Television champion when he pinned Chris Carnage with the Wig Splitter. * MAIN EVENT--GRUDGE MATCH: The match between Hailey Hatred and Heather Divine was ruled a "no contest" when an ugly woman at ringside clocked Hailey with a loaded purse and then jumped the rail and removed her disguise to reveal none other than Jessicka Havoc, who then helped Heather repeatedly stomp on Hailey until the "American Angel" Sara Del Ray came down to ringside to make the save.
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Post by barnestormer on May 5, 2009 14:49:41 GMT -5
TUESDAY NIGHT THROWDOWN TV TAPING Tuesday May 5, 2009 UIW Arena; Huber Heights, OH ANNOUNCERS: "The Brain" Chris Kurtis & Les Thatcher * The High Spot Kings defeated the Daily Planet when Aaron XTreme pinned Chris Hero with the X-PRESS. * "Maniac" Mark Mustang pinned "Bad Attitude" Brian Beech with the BEAR HUG SLAM. * Annie Social pinned Kayla Sparks with the SOCIAL DISORDER. * The Messiahs of a New Age defeated Faith In Nothing when "Sweet" Lou Roberts pinned Vincent Nothing with a deathjump cross body block. After the match Dustin Rayz and Christian Faith began brawling outside the ring as Matthew Columbine ran into the ring and assisted Lou in performing double deathjump moves on Vincent until the Freakshow entered the ring to break up the carnage. Vincent Nothing will be out of action for 6 cards. * The Freakshow remained in the ring and pinned Rory Fox when Rory hit the Freakshow with a deathjump cross body block and the Freakshow rolled through and got a quick 3 count. * Chris Carnage defeated "The Madness" Chris Hall by disqualification when The Madness repeatedly whipped Chris Carnage into the security rail. * The True Thugs defeated the B Squad by disqualification when Nigel McGuinness pulled the refereee out of the ring when Big Brother Almighty attempted to pin the Human Time Bomb with a LEG DROP. * The "Full-Breasted Italian" Angel Orsini defeated Heather Owens-Gonzales by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring. * MAIN EVENT--TAG TEAM GRUDGE MATCH[/u]: Hailey Hatred and the "American Angel" Sara Del Ray defeated Heather Divine and Jessicka Havoc by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring between Sara and Heather.
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Post by barnestormer on May 6, 2009 10:38:51 GMT -5
WEDNESDAY NIGHT WARS TV TAPING Wednesday May 6, 2009 UIW Arena; Huber Heights, OH ANNOUNCERS: "The Brain" Chris Kurtis & Les Thatcher * The match between THE FREAKSHOW and "LUNATIC" JON AUSTIN ended in a double disqualification following a brawl outside the ring. * UIW TELEVISION TITLE MATCH: SHAUN BLAISE defeated "MANIAC" MARK MUSTANG by disqualificaiton when Mark repeatedly whipped Shaun into the security rail. * JESSICKA HAVOC made "AMERICAN ANGEL" SARA DEL RAY tap out to a camel clutch. After the match, Jessicka repeatedly used the FRANKENSTEINER on Sara until Del Ray went unconcious in the middle of the ring. She will be out of action for 5 cards. UIW general manager TIM SHAW suspended Jessicka for 6 cards. * The HIGH SPOT KINGS defeated the ASSASSINS when Assassin #2 was counted out. * LEXIE FYFE pinned HAILEY HATRED with the ATTITUDE ADJUSTER. * "SEXY" SEAN CASEY pinned "SURFER" CODY HAWK with an elbow drop. * HEATHER OWENS-GONAZLES pinned ANNIE SOCIAL with a double axhandle smash. * The IRISH AIRBORNE defeated the team of GANGER and JOHNNY SUEDE when Jake Crist pinned Johnny with a double stomp DVD after Ganger saved him from being pinned with a previous double stomp DVD. * MAIN EVENT--NON-TITLE MATCH: The GP CODE defeated the TRUE THUGS when "Sweet Sexy Sensation" Andre Heart pinned Big Brother Almighty with a "Demolition-style" backbreaker/guillotine leg drop combination after "Big Daddy" Rog Cox saved Big Brother Almighty from being pinned by Andre's finisher, the UNSEXIER.
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Post by barnestormer on May 12, 2009 14:34:50 GMT -5
TUESDAY NIGHT THROWDOWN TV TAPING Tuesday May 12, 2009 UIW Arena; Huber Heights, OH ANNOUNCERS: "The Brain" Chris Kurtis & Les Thatcher * ANNIE SOCIAL pinned SCARLETT ROSE] with a Japanese arm drag. * #1 CONTENDER MATCH FOR THE UIW TELEVISION TITLE: "SIMPLY SEXY" SHAWN BLAZE pinned THE FREAKSHOW with the SUPERKICK. * "LIGHTNING" TIM LUTZ pinned DRAKE YOUNGER with the THUNDERBOLT DDT. * The "SOVIET SHOOTER" NIKITA ALLANOV pinned "MR. REALITY CHECK" BIG JIM HUTCHINSON with the RED SCARE. * The TRUE THUGS defeated MONSTERS & DRAGONS when Big Brother Almighty pinned "Monster" Matt Dreez with the CHOKE SLAM. * HAILEY HATRED pinned the "FULL-BREASTED ITALIAN" ANGEL ORSINI with the FISHERMAN BRAINBUSTER. * TAYLOR WILDE pinned HEATHER DIVINE with the SUNSET FLIP. * The HYBRIDS defeated the IRISH AIRBORNE when the "Ladies Delight Every Night" Jason Lyte pinned Jake Crist with the HYBRID THEORY. * MAIN EVENT--UIW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: The GP CODE held onto the UIW Tag Team titles, defeating the REPUBLICAN GUARD by disqualification when "Big Daddy" Rog Cox of the TRUE THUGS came down to ringside and gave "Deja Vu" Richard Phillips the PILEDRIVER.
Make sure you come back and check out what happens tomorrow on Wednesday Night Wars. Who's making a surprise appearance, and what does it have to do with the next cyber pay per view, May-Hem?
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Post by barnestormer on May 13, 2009 13:50:03 GMT -5
WEDNESDAY NIGHT WARS TV TAPING Wednesday May 6, 2009 UIW Arena; Huber Heights, OH ANNOUNCERS: "The Brain" Chris Kurtis & Les Thatcher (Before the first match took place, the cameras spotted Hollywood actor Mickey Roarke in the front row with his entourage. Apparently, he was in the building to promote and autograph copies of The Wrestler on DVD. He even went the extra mile to appear as his character, Randy "The Ram" Robinson.) * UIW TELEVISION TITLE MATCH: "SIMPLY SEXY" SHAWN BLAZE captured the UIW Television title when he pinned SHAUN BLAISE with the DOUBLE STOMP. * SCARLETT ROSE pinned AMBER O'NEAL with the X-FACTOR. * "LIGHTNING" TIM LUTZ pinned WILDMAN ROGERS when he wrapped Rogers in a small package after being thrown into the ropes. * TAYLOR WILDE defeated HELLENA HEAVENLY by count out after flattening her on the floor outside the ring with a springboard moonsault. * The MESSIAHS OF A NEW AGE (Dustin Rayz & "Sweet" Lou Roberts) defeated the IRISH AIRBORNE (Dave & Jake Crist) when Lou pinned Dave Crist with the SWEET-N-LOW. * The HIGH SPOT KINGS (Aaron XTreme & "Primetime" Doug Charlz) defeated the REPUBLICAN GUARD (Ala Hussein & Sheik Uday Muhammad) by disqualification when Ala Hussein repeatedly rammed Aaron's head into the security rail right in front of Mickey Roarke. * PORTIA PEREZ pinned ANNIE SOCIAL with 3 KOSHER PICKLEs. As the "SOVIET SHOOTER" NIKITA ALLANOV made his entrance to the ring, he began to bad-mouth Mickey Roarke, saying that he's only a "Hollywood actor" and that he had no business stepping into a wrestling ring, then took his ranting further by calling him a "broken-down, drunken, drug addict" and then claimed that Roarke's ex-wife claimed that Nikita was better in bed than Mickey could ever be. Mickey got up out of his chair, only to be shoved backwards in the face over the chair by Nikita. It took Mickey' entire entourage to hold Mickey back as the "BARNESTORMER" DAVID BARNES came to Mickey's defense by tossing Nikita into the ring. * Despite being dominated entirely in the match, the "BARNESTORMER" DAVID BARNES pinned the "SOVIET SHOOTER" NIKITA ALLANOV with the BARNESTORMER. After the match, as David was leaving the ring, Nikita tried to attack David from behind, but Mickey jumped the rail and brawled with Nikita in the ring. It took almost the entire locker room and Mickey's entourage to pull the two apart as UIW general manager Tim Shaw came down to ringside and entered the ring. TIM SHAW: Mr. Roarke, I should have you thrown out of the building for putting your hands on one of our wrestlers, but I'm going to be generous today, since Nikita Allanov did put his hands on you first outside the ring. Therefore, I'm going to make you a generous offer. If you want it, I will put you and Nikita in the main event at the National Guard Armory in Piqua, Ohio at our May 29 cyber pay-per-view, May-Hem. What do you say? (Mickey Roarke takes the mike from Tim Shaw.) MICKEY ROARKE: What do you fans think? Do you want to see Randy "The Ram" Robinson in the ring one more time? (The crowd roars deafenlingly its approval) Then Mr. Shaw, make the match. It'll be Mickey vs. "Nickey" over there on the 29th. (Nikita begins to shout in protest.) Have you got something to say over there, "Nickey"? (Tim grabs the mike and hands it to Nikita) NIKITA ALLANOV: First off, my name is Nikita, not "Nickey". Second, Mr. Shaw, he's nothing more than "Hollywood actor" and not real professional wrestler. He's got no business being in ring with anyone, let alone Nikita Allanov. TIM SHAW: Well, let me put it to you this way, Mr. Allanov. If you don't wrestle the match on the 29th, you will be fired. The fans want the match, and we at the UIW give the fans what they want, since they pay the money to see the show. Now, what do you say, Nikita? NIKITA ALLANOV: Nikita will wrestle match, and Nikita will show everybody that Mickey Roarke has no business in wrestling ring. I see you in ring on May 29. (Nikita spits at Mickey's direction, and Mickey's entourage have to hold him back from charging Nikita as he leaves the ring.) CHRIS KURTIS: Can you believe it, Les? Mickey Roarke is going to repise his role as Randy "The Ram" Robinson one more time as he agrees to take on the "Soviet Shooter" Nikita Allanov at the National Guard Armory in Piqua, Ohio in the main event of our May 29 cyber pay-per-view, May-Hem. LES THATCHER: That match is going to be one for the ages. Fans we've got to take our final break, and when we come back, the UIW Tag Team champions, the GP Code take on the True Thugs in a non-title main event grudge match. Stay with us. * MAIN EVENT--NON-TITLE GRUDGE MATCH: The GP CODE ("Sweet Sexy Sensation" Andre Heart" & "Deja Vu" Richard Phillips) defeated the TRUE THUGS ("Big Daddy" Rog Cox & Big Brother Almighty) when Andre Heart pinned Rog Cox with the UNSEXIER. After the match, a brawl ensued in the ring between both teams until the Republican Guard charged into the ring and knocked Richard out to the floor and then turned to help Rog spike-piledrive Andre 5 or 6 times until Andre became motionless in the ring. Andre had to be taken from the ring on a stretcher and will be out of action for 6 cards. UIW general manager Tim Shaw suspended Rog for 5 cards, and suspended both Ala Hussein and Sheik Uday Muhammad for 2 cards.
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kellymonro007
GWFZ upstart
Amazon Wrestling - Pro (AW-Pro)
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Post by kellymonro007 on May 13, 2009 21:21:58 GMT -5
I look forward to the Mickey v Nikita match. Keep doing your great-as-usual productions, Dave!
Kelly Monro AW-Pro Promoter
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Post by barnestormer on May 19, 2009 13:36:16 GMT -5
TUESDAY NIGHT THROWDOWN TV TAPING Tuesday May 19, 2009 UIW Arena; Huber Heights, OH ANNOUNCERS: "The Brain" Chris Kurtis & Les Thatcher (The cameras fade in on UIW owner J.L. Thrush standing in the middle of the ring with a microphone in hand.) J.L. THRUSH: Ladies and gentlemen, last week, we signed one of the biggest main events in independent wrestling history when Mickey Roarke agreed to once again play the role of Randy "The Ram" Robinson and take on the "Soviet Shooter" Nikita Allanov. Once the match was announced, the pay-per-view buy rates nearly tripled overnight, and the tickets for the event sold out in less than 20 minutes, and still people were calling the UIW Hotline wanting tickets for this historic match. Because of this, we've had to search for a larger venue to hold the program. Well fans, I'm happy to announce that we've secured the Ervin J. Nutter Center as the venue for the May-Hem cyber pay per view. Tickets will go on sale immediately at the conclusion of today's program. And for those who are holding tickets for the National Guard Armory venue, you can get them exchanged at any Ticketmaster outlet for priority ringside seats. So with that, let's get the first match underway. Have a great time, folks, and thank you for supporting Unified Independent Wrestling. * UIW TELEVISION TITLE RE-MATCH: "SIMPLY SEXY" SHAWN BLAZE held onto the UIW Television title when he pinned former champion SHAUN BLAISE with the SUPERKICK. At one point during the match, Johnny Gargano entered the ring as Shawn had the referee distracted and tried to hit Shaun with a couple of forearm shots, but Blaise countered the blows and tossed Johnny out of the ring. Nate Flames came down to ringside when Shawn tried to gain the upper-hand in the match and began jaw-jacking with him. As the UIW TV champ was distracted, Shaun attempted to his the champion with a running high knee, but Blaze quickly figured out what was going on, caught the former TV champion and tossed him over the top rope onto Nate, sending them both sprawling into the security rail. As they were attempting to recover outside the ring, Shawn tossed Blaise into the ring and delivered the SUPERKICK for the win. * "LIGHTNING" TIM LUTZ pinned JOHNNY SUEDE when he rolled through a deathjump cross-body block attempt by Suede. * The HYBRIDS (DONOVAN CAIN & JASON LYTE) defeated the DAILY PLANET (CHRIS HERO & DRAVEN CROSS) when Jason pinned Chris with the LIGHTS OUT. * NEVEAH pinned KAYLA SPARKS with the DOUBLE SHOT. * HAILEY HATRED made AMBER O'NEAL tap out to the CATTLE MUTILATION. * The HIGH SPOT KINGS (AARON XTREME & DOUG CHARLZ defeated the MESSIAHS OF A NEW AGE (DUSTIN RAYZ & LOU ROBERTS by disqualification when Dustin repeatedly rammed Aaron's head into the security rail. * The ASSASSINS defeated the B SQUAD when Assassin #1 pinned Nigel McGuinness with the SILENCER. * MATT STRYKER pinned RORY FOX with the STRYKER DRIVER. * MAIN EVENT: HEATHER DIVINE defeated HEATHER OWENS-GONZALES by disqualification when Owens repeatedly rammed Divine's head into the security rail.
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Post by barnestormer on May 20, 2009 13:14:08 GMT -5
WEDNESDAY NIGHT WARS TV TAPING Wednesday May 6, 2009 UIW Arena; Huber Heights, OH ANNOUNCERS: "The Brain" Chris Kurtis & Les Thatcher * "MR. REALITY CHECK" BIG JIM HUTCHINSON defeated the "LUNATIC" JON AUSTIN by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring * The "SOVIET SHOOTER" NIKITA ALLANOV defeated the FREAKSHOW by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring. * LEXIE FYFE pinned SCARLETT ROSE with a deathjump cross body block. * ASHLEY LANE pinned HEATHER DIVINE with the LEXI-CANRANA. * The DAILY PLANET (Chris Hero & "Irish Superman" Draven Cross) defeated the HYBRIDS ("5'7 Gift From Heaven" Donovan Cain & "Ladies Delight Every Night" Jason Lyte) by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring between Draven and Jason. * The HIGH SPOT KINGS (Aaron XTreme & "Primetime" Doug Charlz) defeated the debutting MEXICAN MAFIA (Kossmitude & Sabien Santos) when Doug Charlz pinned Sabien Santos with a flying leg lariat. * RACE STEELE pinned DICK RICK with a deathjump cross body block. After the match, Race, "BAD ATTITUDE" BRIAN BEECH and CHRIS CARNAGE gave "The D.R." an in-ring beat-down, then Chris set a table up in one corner of the ring and Brian laid a helpless Dick Rick on top of it as Race backed himself into the opposite corner. He took a running charge at the table, and together Brian and Chris double hip-tossed Race on top of Dick through the table. Dick Rick had to be taken away on a stretcher and will be out of action for 8 cards. UIW general manager Tim Shaw suspended Race Steele for 3 shows, Chris Carnage for 7 shows, and Brian Beech for 9 shows. * TAG TEAM GRUDGE MATCH: Johnny Gargano and the UIW Television champion, "Simply Sexy" Shawn Blaze defeated Shaun Blaze & the "Burning One" Nate Flames when Shawn pinned Nate with a double hip toss backbreaker after Shaun saved Nate from being pinned with the SUPERKICK. * MAIN EVENT: HELLENA HEAVENLY defeated HAILEY HATRED by disqualification when Hailey repeatedly rammed Hellena's head into the security rail. After the match, Heather Divine came down to ringside and got into a cat-fight with Hailey, which was ended when the officials pulled the two girls apart and escorted them back to their respective locker rooms.
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Post by barnestormer on May 26, 2009 14:10:02 GMT -5
TUESDAY NIGHT THROWDOWN TV TAPING Tuesday May 19, 2009 UIW Arena; Huber Heights, OH ANNOUNCERS: "The Brain" Chris Kurtis & Les Thatcher (Before the first match took place, UIW cameras went to a table in the concession area, where "Deja Vu" Richard Phillips was seated signing autographs photographs for the fans. An extremely hot-looking nineteen year old blonde girl walks up to the table and hands Richard a folded piece of paper and shows him where she wants him to place his autograph, which he does. Suddenly, what appears to be several paragraphs can be seen as the paper starts to unfold itself, but before Richard can open it up to read it, the girl grabs the paper and runs away.) RICHARD PHILLIPS: OK, now that was weird. Who's next? (A UIW staff member walks up to the table and starts to collect the photos.) UIW STAFF MEMBER: I'm sorry folks, but this autograph session is over. The show's going to start in five minutes, so if you would all find your seats, we can begin. * TYSON JUDGE pinned the "SELF-MADE MILLIONAIRE" ALLEN JEFFERSON MOORE with a spinwheel kick. * A.J. SPARX defeated AMBER O'NEAL by disqualification when the referee caught Amber blatantly choking the "Latina Heartthrob". * The DAILY PLANET (Chris Hero & "Irish Superman" Draven Cross) defeated the debutting MEXICAN MAFIA (Kossmitude & Sabien Santos) when Chris Hero pinned Sabien Santos with the RUBIX CUBE. * The B SQUAD (Nigel McGuinness & Human Time Bomb) defeated the REPUBLICAN GUARD (Ala Hussein & Shiek Uday Muhammad) when Nigel McGuinness pinned Ala Hussein with the TOWER OF LONDON. * The "FULL-BREASTED ITALIAN" ANGEL ORSINI pinned HEATHER OWENS-GONZALES with the NORTHERN LIGHTS DDT. * KAYLA SPARKS pinned NEVEAH with the SPARKS WILL FLY. * The "SOVIET SHOOTER" NIKITA ALLANOV pinned "HIGH STAKES" HANK CALHOUN with the RED SCARE. (The Hybrids enter the ring and Donvan Cain grabs the mike from ring announcer Gumbo Malone.) DONOVAN CAIN: Before we commence to once again kicking the asses of the Irish Airborne, Jason and I would like to drop a shout-out to a big friend of ours. Hey, Richard Phillips! How's it going buddy? Did you have fun signing autographs for the fans before the show. Well, one of our lady friends said that she had a great time getting your autograph. (Donovan pulls out the folded paper from earlier in the show and opens it up.) In fact, this is the very paper you signed for her. I guess that you should've read it before you signed it, because what you really signed is a contract for a match with us this Friday at the MAY-HEM cyber pay-per-view at the Nutter Center. In fact, you were generous enough to even put the UIW Tag Team belts on the line...oh, what's this?...Why it says that you agreed to defend the titles all by your little lonesome, since your little pipsqueak buddy's still out of action, thanks to the Ohio State Athletic Commission. (UIW general manager Tim Shaw comes down to ringside.) TIM SHAW: I'd like to take a look at that contract, if you don't mind. I'd like our legal department to look it over and make sure everything's legal. (Donovan hands over the contract.) I've got to hand it to you, gentlemen. That was the most original swerve in UIW history. Not only did you go behind my back and try to get yourselves a title shot, but you were bold enough to involve the only member of the tag team champions you could get access to. But like I said, I'll let the legal department look over this contract, and I'll make my decision tomorrow as to whether or not I'll allow this match to happen on Friday. As for right now, Irish Airborne, come on out and let's get this match underway. * The HYBRIDS (Donovan Cain & Jason Lyte) defeated the IRISH AIRBORNE (Dave & Jake Crist) when Donovan pinned Jake with a 180 power bomb. * MAIN EVENT--UIW TRI-STATE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: "LIGHTNING" TIM LUTZ pinned the "BUFFALO BAD BOY" BRIAN JENNINGS with the THUNDERBOLT DDT to become the new UIW Tri-State champion.
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