Historic card # 1200
The GWF proudly presents...
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1200th Fucking CardLive from Nereid, Neptune
Hosted by Dragon Master and Vanity
The show opens with
PYRO AND EXPLOSIVES! Vanity remarks how good it is to be home...Dragon Master excitedly puts over the newest Titan, Nitro, as the youngsters music hits and the fans rise to their feet!
*In the nights opening match Nitro falls short despite BAD VIBRATIONS, losing to the demonic Nosfera after a SPRING HEEL KICK!
*Highlights of
IMPOSSIBLE TOURNAMENT Z in 2122, won by Overtime is shown...highlights include OT's win over Strong to take the
GWFZ CHAMPIONSHIP in the Final Four...
Strong makes history as he hoists Overtime up over his head and drops him with STRONG! for the pin, re-gaining the
GWFZ CHAMPIONSHIP!
After the celebration and after Strong has left the ring with the belt, OT pulls himself from the mat...totally pissed off, OT confronts Dragon Master at the announcers booth!
Dragon Master: What the hell do you want? You just lost you should get out of he -
OT SLAPS DRAGON MASTER ACROSS THE FACE!
OT (yelling): Get out of here!? I'm going to show you what a real Titan gets accomplished in the GWF! I'll see you Monday, PUNK!
OT walks away in a chorus of boos...
*
GWF GALAXIAN CHAMPION Endgame is in the locker room with Anivar, and US Male...Tauran is mysterious in his absence...
Endgame: Where is Tauran...?
Anivar: I don't know. He doesn't have a match tonight so maybe he figured he didn't need to show up. I haven't talked to him all day.
Endgame: That's not like Tauran. I know he's been down lately, and without a win in 2123, but he's very loyal. For him not to be here has me worried.
US Male: Meh. I wouldn't worry about it. He just has some things to work out in his head. I'm sure he'll be fine.
Endgame: Have you talked to Swarm yet...?
US Male: I already told you, I tried. Swarm doesn't want to talk to anyone. He's really focused this year. I think he's done talking. He just wants to fight people.
Endgame: How many times do we have to discuss this! We need Swarm on OUR side! If Iron Hand gets to him first we have big problems! Swarm was the intern Commissioner around here for two years! You can't, as he would say *clears throat* Fuck - with him. Just look what he did to Massif's board! Yesterday I think a tumbleweed posted on it!
Anivar: Endgame has a point.
US Male: Well what do you want me to do. He won't talk to me.
Endgame: Try again. The rumor is Swarm is showing up tonight to issue an open challenge for the
GWF I-P TITLE. If he won't talk to you then you take it to the ring and take his title. If we can't get his attention with our voices then we'll get it with our fists.
Anivar: Now you're talking! Fuck Swarm and Fuck Iron Hand! New plan! Endgame beats MONOLITH tonight, I kick Iron Hand's iron clad ass and US Male takes the I-P belt from Swarm! BOOM!
*The Titans drop three in a row as Havoc takes the
MONEY IN THE BANK contract from Payback in
MENSA TABLES MATCH following FALLEN DREAMS!
*US Male continues his search for Swarm in the arena...US Male heads to the docking bay...
*
GWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS Divided We Fall retain the titles over the red hot Jungle Warriors when Bloodline pins Panther Warrior with a + 6 COSMIC BIG BANG...
*US Male stands at the docking bay and the fans ERUPT as Swarm's hummer pulls up! Swarm jumps out of the truck with the I-P Title...
US Male: We need to talk!
Swarm: (pause) That's fine. Just let me get this...DVD of the best moments in reality TV from 2122 I got for you out of the Hummer real quick...
US Male: A reality TV DVD for me...? Really...?
Swarm: Yeah, really. If it's one thing you stupid Americans are addicted to it's reality TV!
US Male: Are you insulting me...?
Swarm: Yes.
US Male: Can I just have the DVD please!
Swarm: Sure, it's right...SWARM NAILS US MALE IN THE FACE WITH THE BELT!
Swarm (Standing over a fallen US Male): You tell Endgame if he wants to talk to me he can come find me himself. As far as you go, you - me,
GWF INTERPLANETARY TITLE on the line! Right now!
Swarm heads to the ring!
*Swarm goes 3 - 0 in 2123, all squashes, as he retains over US Male in two moves, Exploder Suplex, then WASP TRAP for the submission!
After the match, as Swarm heads back through the curtains, Swarm runs into...
The Main Event!
The Main Event: I don't want no trouble. But have you seen She Devil? I heard she was looking for The Main Event.
Swarm: ...
The Main Event: That's me (cracks a smile).
Swarm: You're mind games don't work with me Daimyo, or whoever the hell you really are. If you got a problem with me then we can fight. Chicks ain't got nothing to do with it.
Swarm gets nose to nose with The Main Event...Main Event slowly steps back and retreats.
Swarm jumps in his Hummer and leaves the arena...
*The Main Event falls to Disaster after RAMPAGE in a great match!
*In the Outlaw Nation vs. Resistance
BATTLE ZONE MATCH, Wolf wins the match for The Resistance beating Sly Drury with a Wolf Skullcrusher! After the match a bitter Sly Drury puts both Wolf and Sultana down with CRIME LORD!
*Iron Hand makes good on his word, beating Anivar in a
FIGHT THE POWER MATCH with "I RUN THIS FED!"
After the math Iron hand leaves with Anivar's
GWF WARGAMES TITLE!and in the Main Event...
*MONOLITH makes history, taking the
GWF GALAXIAN CHAMPIONSHIP for a 6th time, pinning Endgame in less than 2 minutes with END OF ALL THINGS...
MONOLITH ends the show holding the belt over his head as Iron hand and DWF with Mother Superior watch from Iron Hand's luxury box...
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