THE U!

[sickman]

Card #50

Starcade

Europa Gardens, Jupiter

We are live from Jupiter for Starcade. Every Championship is on the line over the next three days. A few other matches sprinkled in.

Familiar music kicks in:


Hollywood Superstar, Blade Machismo and Jackknife all head to the ring to a huge pop. Some cheers but mostly boos.

Machismo: "Hey yo! It's survey time. Did you come here to see GWZ?....Or did you come to see the n-C-o? One more; for the good guys!"

Jackknife: "You know. Starcade would not be a historic event; without the most historic group in wrestling past, present or future, the nCo! Me and my buddy are here to challenge any team that wants a taste."

Some jungle sounds come from the sound system and the team of Bloodlust (Pandemonium and Razor Sharp) come out.

The Wolfpack (Blade Machismo and Jackknife) vs Bloodlust: A wild back and forth match. Pandamonium nails Jackknife with an "Exterminator Suplex" for a surprise three count!! Hollywood Superstar and Machismo enter the ring and attack Razor Sharp and Panda. Jackknife enters the frey. It's three on two!! Suddenly, music hits:



The Champ runs out to a huge ovation!! He roars to the ring and slides in. The nCo back out of the ring. The Champ lifts Razor Sharp to his feet. He then kicks him in the gut and gives him an "F U". The crowd comes un glued!! Superstar, Machismo and Jackknife all enter the ring applauding what just happend, as The Champ lifts Pandamonium for his own "F U"! The Champ joins the other three in a Wolfpack salute and they leave the ring.

#1 Contender's Match SNX Tag Championship: Evilution vs Duplos: Just like what happened on card #49, Evilution is dominant. Leviathan finishes Gemello with "NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE" to become the #1 Contender's for the SNX Tag Team Championship held by the faction. That match will be on day three of Starcade.

Andrea vs Honey Bunny: How we got here. Honey Bunny was tired of being overlooked. Even more tired of a Champion in Andrea. Even when Irish Bratz won the title, Honey Bunny was hell bent on destroying Andrea. After a back and forth match and neither getting a clear advantage, Andrea is able to nail a "VOLANSIAN STRANGLE DROP" for the win.

Morbid is backstage getting ready: "I am the best in the world. I continue to say that because it's true. I don't need people telling me that. I don't need the praise of others. Deathclutch; you are impressive. There is know doubt about that. But I haven't backed down. I won't back down. Tonight, I will beat you and show you why I am the best....in the world."

Steel Championship: Abattoir vs "Devious" Scott DeVille: This is a Danger Zone match. Weapons only came into play once, as Deville uses his ability to take the win with a "tilt-a-whirl backbreaker". "Devious" Scott Deville is the new Steel Champion.

Deathclutch is shown getting ready for his match: "Eat. Conquor. Repeat. It's real simple. I destroy. Morbid; you're about to get a taste of that."

Speed Zone Championship: Shittake Jr. vs Blue Tornado: Blue Tornado regains the Speed Zone Championship in less than a minute. "TORNADO DISCUSS" for the win.

Morbid vs Deathclutch: Deathclutch does exactly what he said. He dominates Morbid on his way to victory following a "power clothesline".

That is the end of the first day of Starcade. Hope you enjoyed.

**Promoters note** I used the old Morbid card for his showdown with Deathclutch. I was curious how it would play out. Now he goes into "training" and immerges with the Infinity card. The old card did really well, so I can't wait to see how the new one will do.

[cordanus]

Great card sickman. Nice work.

[sickman]

Thx Cordanus!!

Card #51 Starcade

Europa Gardens, Jupiter

Day two of Starcade comes to you live from Jupiter. The Sudden Death Championship is on the line as Y2K defends against a random opponent. The newly crowned SOS Tag Champs, Earth Girls are defending against the team they beat for the titles, The Vega Showgirls. Our main event this evening; for the UFZ Championship is La Vuelta defending against Castaway. That and more.

Sudden Death Championship: Y2K vs ?: The randomizer goes round and round and stops on....Hellstone. An easy win for Y2K with "CODEBREAKER".

Irish Bratz vs Princess Persephone: Irish Bratz does double duty here at Starcade. She wrestles tomorrow night as she defends her title against former champion Andrea. But tonight she faces a lady that is not a BFF to say the least. The Champions does not disappoint. She uses a crossbody from the top turnbuckle for the victory.

SOS Tag Championship: Earth Girls vs Vega Showgirls: The Earth Girls, Snoochie and Mary Ann Steel, have made an immediate impact with their arrival in SOS. They have both stated that they are after the SOS Ladies Championship as well. A great back and forth match. The ref catches Snoochie using "PENGUIN POUND" and disqualifies her. The Vega Showgirls are victorious but The Earth Girls retain the titles. This is not over.

You see a temple. Inside the temple, you see Sabre, Narcotik, Hegemony, Honey Bunny and Gallows. They are all sitting Indian Style in front of a statue of Varsity.

Fortress W/Varsity vs Necro Butcher: Varsity, wearing his Varsity Jacket, escorts his man to the ring for his debut. A back and forth match but Fortress is just too much for Necro Butcher. The very big man, launches himself with a "FLYING CROSS BODY" for the win.

UFZ Championship: La Vuelta vs Castaway: Round One: A tough outcome for Castaway as the ref is forced to stop the match with only 10 seconds left to go in the first round after Castaway suffered a dislocated knee during the match.

That's it for the second card from Starcade. There is still one more card to come. Hope you enjoyed.

[sickman]

Card #52 Starcade

We are live for the final night of Starcade. It has been a thrilling first two nights and this promises to be as well. All six matches are for Championships, highlighted by the main event. The original Z Championship, the O-Zone Title is on the line as the Champion Phenominal Swift defends against Ace and Hegemony in a triple threat match.

All Earth Championship: Irish Heat vs Achilles: This was supposed to be the rematch for Pride, but he has not be seen since the last time the All-Earth wrestlers had a match. Achilles gets this shot because he successfully defended the Sudden Death Title five times before finally being beaten by Y2K. Irish Heat wins with relative ease as he nails "DROPPING HEAT" on Achilles for the victory. Irish Heat and Achilles shake hands after the match.

SNX Tag Championships: the faction vs Evilution: Leviathan is isolated. Danger and Damage nail "MOUNTAIN OF ASH" for the victory.

SOS Championship: Irish Bratz vs Andrea: Andrea is in control when she throws Bratz out of the ring. Andrea grabs a hold but Bratz is able to reverse an Irish Whip into the guardrail. Bratz then takes things too far as she continues to pound on Andrea despite the pleas from the ref. The ref finally throws the match out. Andrea is the winner but Irish Bratz retains the title.

SNX Championship: Chuthulu vs Dr. Red Fang: Magnus Crimson Claw withdrew from his return match for the title. Dr. Red Fang holds a win over Chuthulu; hence the reason he is in this match. Dr. Red Fang lets himself go. The "Augmented Animal" doesn't listen to the ref and wails on Chutulhu until the DQ.

Citadel of the Elite Championship: GQ Stratus vs Narcotik: Narcotik finally gets his rematch for the COTE Championship, despite the fact that Paragon and Janus were against the idea. Stellar Nexus reminded the duo that they are merely trainers and that HE is the Commish. And he ordered the rematch. Narcotik comes to the ring and is stumbling around pretty bad. It's clear that he is not his (sober) self. Stratus takes advantage with a two move arsenal concluding with a "STRATUS SPHERE LOCK" and uses the ropes for extra leverage for the win.

O-Zone Championship: Phenominal Swift vs Ace vs Hegemony: Incredible triple threat match to close out StarCade. Ace and Hegemony kept Phenominal Swift out of the ring and out of the match for the most part; realizing that keeping him out would make it easier to gain the title. But a resilient Phenominal Swift breaks up a pin attempt and then nails "Hell On Wheels" on Ace for the victory.

[cordanus]

That was really great stuff. Very nicely done.

[sickman]

Card #53

Andromeda 5

"Beat The Clock Challenge" 10 matches to determine the 8 that make it to the tournament.

Shell Shocker vs Cuddley Claw: No problem for Shell Shocker. It took a pair of "SHELL SHOCKED" to get the job done. 3:48

Tusk vs Ibex: Ibex has control but the big fella makes a come back. Tusk finishes Ibex with "BONECRUSHER". 2:40

Harris vs Pandemonium: Harris is the current Leader of the Pack and Pandemonium is a two time winner. An intense back and forth match. Pandamonium is finally able to end it with an "ANDROMEDA DESTROYER". 12:16

Razor Sharp vs Tigeera: Razor Sharp defeats the rookie with "FINAL POUNCE". 6:24

Powerslam vs Trash Animan: Powerslam gets the win with a "FULL POWERSLAM" 8:08

Jaguero vs Jack Rabbid: A hard hitting match that ends with Jack Rabbid locking on "Unlucky Rabbit's Foot" on Jaguero for the tap out victory. 4:49

Cernunnos vs Saint Bernard: A very long, competitive match. Cernunnos misses a second "ALL THINGS REMEMBERED". Saint Bernard comes right back and hits "CLOTHESLINE FROM DOGGY HEAVEN" for the victory. 18:03

Chili Fu vs Bullet: Bullet was pretty dominant. He used his superior agility to his advantage outside the ring. A second "BULLETPROOF" for the win. 5:20

Umagapotamus vs Cardinal Sin: Wild back and forth match. But Cardinal Sin is just the better competitor. "Andromeda Drop" for the win. 16:00

Ram Jam vs Tortallis: A very long, boring match. Tortallis finally finishes this off with a "Turtle Bomb" 21:14

The two competitors that do not make the tournament due to poor times are Tortallis and Saint Bernard. The tournament seedings are determined by the times. The quickest win will take on the slowest time to win. So on and so forth. The winning times are as followed.

Tusk 2:40
Shell Shocker 3:48
Jack Rabbid 4:49
Bullet 5:20
Razor Sharp 6:24
Powerslam 8:08
Pandemonium 12:16
Cardinal Sin 16:00

Razor Sharp vs Bullet: Razor Sharp with a relatively easy win. A "Savage Face Claw" for the victory.

Powerslam vs Jack Rabbid: A very long match that could have went either way. But Powerslam perserveres and wins following a "FULL POWERSLAM".

Pandemonium vs Shell Shocker: Pandemonium is left shell shocked quite literally as Shell Shocked beats the Panda Express with "SHELL SHOCKED".

Cardinal Sin vs Tusk: Tusk finishes the quarterfinal round with a big victory over the speedy Cardinal. "Skull Shattering Squeeze".

Semi-Finals:
Razor Sharp vs Shell Shocker: A very long, competitive match. Back and forth, Razor Sharp finally ends it with a pinfall following a "missle dropkick". Razor Sharp goes to the finals.

Powerslam vs Tusk: Powerslam gets the win after he launches himself at Tusk and Tusk is unable to get back in the ring before the count of ten.

Finals:
Razor Sharp vs Powerslam: Razor Sharp is the new Leader of the Pack after he pins Powerslam following an "Andromeda Drop".

[cordanus]

Glad to see the U again. Great card.

[Chilling Nightmare]

amazing to see Powerslam in a finals. Good stuff.

[sickman]

Thx guys!!

Card #54

Citadel of the Elite

Paragon of Virtue

Janus, Paragon, Magnifico, Tiberius Cota are in the Citadel office. Janus and Paragon are behind their desk. Magnifico and Cota are complaining about their respective spots within COTE. Janus snaps to both of them saying that they have each had their chances for success. The failures fall on them.

About this time, Solar Flare comes in the office. Tiberius Cota gets right in his face.

Cota: "You don't belong here boy. You need to leave."

Flare: "That's where you are wrong my friend. I'm here...WOOOOOOO...because they (points to Janus and Paragon) asked me here."

Cota gets even closer to Flare.

Flare: "You don't want none of this boy."

Janus and Paragon get between Cota and Flare.

Janus: "Tiberius; you want Flare. You got him! Tonight! Now get out of here; all of you."

Jupiter vs Rolex: Rolex was beaten up by Tiberius Cota and Jupiter after last Citadel show. This is his revenge match. The revenge will have to wait. Jupiter wins with the "GORDIAN KNOT".

GQ Stratus goes into Janus and Paragons office.

Stratus: "How could you bring him here? You don't have faith in me? Is that it? Don't answer that. You took me for a fool. Did you not think that I know what you said? If I couldn't get the job done, you had a back up plan. And he's it? I'll take him down just like I did Narcotik. And anyone else."

Paragon: "Come on Champ. You know that as promotors, we always have to have backup plan after backup plan."

Stratus: "Just shut up." He turns and walks out.

Fringe vs Nemean: Fringe wins via "CONSPIRACY THEORY"

Tiberius Cota vs Solar Flare: A back and forth match. Around the 22 minute mark, Cota motions to the back and Mars, Jupiter and Brogue come down and charge the ring. It's a four on one beatdown. Until Rolex, Torrent, and Clutch come down and a huge four on four donnybrook takes place. Flare, Rolex, Torrent, and Clutch stand tall as Empire Elite tuck tail.

Solar Flare grabs a mic. "You didn' really think that I came alone did you? You boys don't know my history. WOOOOOOO!" He holds up four fingers, as do Rolex, Torrent, and Clutch.

Magnifico vs Carson P Century: CPC hits an "OLYMPIC SLAM", but Magnifico kicks out and then nails CPC with a "SLAVE DRIVER" for the win.

Janus: "Well, Magnifico showed some metal out there tonight."

Paragon: "Maybe he will finally show why some dubbed him the "chosen one."

Citadel of the Elite Champion GQ Stratus vs The new Leader of the Pack, Razor Sharp: A very competitive match. GQ Stratus is the champ for a reason, when he hits Razor Sharp with a "corkscrew elbow drop" for the victory.

[cordanus]

Great action as always. Nice work.