THE U!

[sickman]

Card #30

Tonight the SNX Championship is on the line as the Champion Magnus Crimson Claw defends against his rival Cthulu. Cthulu has his army at the ready since taking control of Evil Dead and The Legacy. The SNX Tag Team Champions the faction will take on The Howling in a non title affair. And so much more. Let’s go to the ring.

Assassin Z vs BDK: BDK is absolutely dominate. Winning following a “faction Bomb”. This victory sets BDK up for a future title run perhaps.

Evilution (Leviathan and Xymbiote) vs NightTerrors (Nightmerica and Evil Dead): Cthulu has allowed Evil Dead to be In this match unlike the last time. The only time Evil Dead made it into the ring was to attempt a pin save, which failed. Evilution dominated Nightmerica. Xymbiote finally finished Nightmerica with an “EVOLUTION”.

Chtulu is backstage flanked by Nyogoth, The Legacy and protecting him are The Yin Yang Twins. “Tonight Magnus; not only will I take the SNX Title from you. But I will also take you. As I have taken The Legacy to my left. And Evil Dead who was just in a match. My army will continue to grow. As will my hardware.”

The Saint vs The Legacy: The Yin Yang Twins accompany The Legacy. The Saint easily wins with a “EL MENSAJA”.

SNX Tag Team Champs The faction (Danger and Damage) vs The Howling (Thiess Phellan/The Wolfman and Dr. Red Fang): The faction are dominate. Damage sets up for the “faction Bomb” and then Damage comes in and locks on the “DANGER LOCK” on Dr. Red Fang to score the victory. No problem for the Champs!

Gallows vs Thorn: The two monsters from Aquarius go toe to toe but not for long. Gallows uses the “HANGMAN’S NOOSE” and gets dq’d for doing so.

SNX Champion Magnus Crimson Claw vs Cthulhu the Collector: Title Match. Cthulu comes out with Nyogoth, The Legacy, The Yin Yang Twins and Evil Dead all in tow. To counter, Dr. Red Fang and The Wolfman come out with the Champ! Cthulhu goes for the win quick locking in a “Lurking Fear” but Magnus gets to the ropes. Cthulhu goes up top and comes off with a cross body but Magnus rolls through for the 1-2-NO! But Magnus can not sustain the offense and Cthulhu nails “REANIMATOR” for the victory! Cthulhu is the new SNX Champion! Cthulhu kneels beside the fallen Magnus and raises his arms. Cthulhu chants and Magnus eyes open. They are glazed over. Dr. Red Fang and The Wolfman scream out in horror as Magnus gets up and falls in line behind Cthulhu.

[cordanus]

Great stuff. Definitely like what I see. Keep up the great work.

[sickman]

Thanks Cordanus and everyone who reads!!

Card #31

Speed Zone

On the last episode of Speed Zone; Shittake Jr defeated SZ Champ Blue Tornado in a non title match to earn a title shot tonight.

Undercover Alien vs Chalupacabra: Chalupacabra dominates Alien and wins following a “CHALUPACANRANA”. After the match, Master Assassin comes out and claps his hands at Chalupacabra.

Dread Pirate of M83 vs Torq: Incredible match. Torq was in control early and had Pirate reeling. Pirate is able to with stand the beating and take over. He would not relinquish control and would eventually win when Torq could not make it back in the ring from a suicide dive and was counted out. Dread Pirate threw himself at Torq repeatedly.

La Vuelta vs Mike Quakenbush: La Vuelta just toyed with Quakenbush. Constantly throwing him out of the ring doing damage and waiting for him to crawl back in the ring. Finally he locks him in the “CHOKE TRASERO de DESNUDO” for the tap out victory. La Vuelta continues to impress in Speed Zone.

Morbid vs Andromeda Dragon: Incredible match that unfortunately ends in a time limit draw. Both used their finishers on a couple occasions but could not put the other away.

Speed Zone Championship:
Blue Tornado (c ) vs Shittake Jr.: Shittake Jr stays in control using a variety of dive moves out of the ring, finally gaining the pin with a “sommersault headlock”.

Shittake Jr is celebrating when Blue Tornado offers his hand in congratulations. Shittake accepts it. The two bow to each other and Shittake continues the celebration.

[cordanus]

Speed Zone looks great. An excellent read. Nice job.

[sickman]

Thx Cordanus and all who read!!

Card #32

Citadel of the Elite

Janus and Paragon are in their luxury suite.

Janus: “What happens if he fails?”

Paragon: “We find someone that won’t fail.”

The Elitists vs Paranoia: Last week, Janus and Paragon ordered Paranoia to finish off their opponents. When they refused, they booked this match as punishment for their non actions. The Elitists were way too cocky. As Jupiter is soaking in the crowds reaction, he fails to see Mars being pinned by Manic following “Medicinal Qualities”. Manic and Fringe leave the ring before Mars, Jupiter and Brogue jump them. Janus looks on in shock.

Grillz vs Parox: Parox makes quick work of Grillz with a second “BRING THE PAIN”.

Nemean vs Tyrro: Back and forth but it’s Nemean with the improbable victory following a second “WELCOME TO THE SHOW”.

Our main event tonight is Citadel of the Elite Champion GQ Stratus taking on Pandemonium. Janus and Paragon have been bringing in the Andromedans to feed to his Elite. But the Andromedans have been winning most of the matches. Pandemonium, who knows for what reason, challenged “their champ” to a match.

Backstage, Fringe and Manic are together when Fringe gets wide-eyed and starts rocking back and forth. Fringe, over and over, just chants “The four are coming, the four are coming”.

Magnifico vs Narcotik: Magnifico absolutely destroyed the former Elite Champion. “shooting star press” for the win in less than a minute.

Rolex vs Carson P Century: Rolex is on a great roll; defeating CPC in just over a minute following a “Carpe Diem Missle Dropkick”.

Citadel of the Elite Champion GQ Stratus vs Pandemonium: GQ Stratus was a man on a mission this night and Pandemonium suddenly looks vulnerable. “corkscrew elbow drop” and pin for victory by Stratus.

Janus: “How ‘bout that. He did it.”

Paragon: “Yes. Yes he did. But I’d still like to bring in some others. And I have a thought.”

[cordanus]

The Citadel looks great. Nice results.

[sickman]

Update from the U!!

**The All Earth Zone, Planet Z and Ring of Saturn are coming together for a joint show. Card to be determined.

**Ariel Foundation won the Ring of Saturn Title in an epic battle against The Titan Bulldogs. But since, Ariel Foundation have not represented ROS well; losing every match they have been in. The Titan Bulldogs are openly challenging Ariel Foundation for the title. They are saying that even though they are brothers of Saturn, they have not represented the planet well.

[sickman]

Thanks Cordanus and everyone

Card #33

GWF Zoo

A foursome of four way matches that will determine the four Andromedans that will compete for the Leader of the Pack Trophy.

Chuck the Roo vs Chili Fu vs Markhor vs Cuddley Claw: Chili Fu nails “Cold Snap” on Cuddley Claw for the first pin. Chuck the Roo and Chili Fu were battling. Markhor gets involved and Chuck locks on a “REAR NAKED CHOKE” to eliminate Markhor. Chuck and Chili engage in back and forth action. But Chuck is the better wrestler tonight and a fourth “pick up and slam” gets him the victory. Chuck the Roo advances.

Harris vs Razor Sharp vs Bullet vs Umagapottomous: Umaga pairs off with Bullet and destroys him. A second “SAMOAN HIPPO SPIKE” to eliminate the speedy bird. A very intense back and forth second elimination. Umaga was out for most of it, which lead Harris and Razor Sharp to pound on each other. Harris goes for “GOAL!” and misses on a couple occasions. He is finally able to nail it on Razor Sharp for the elimination. Umaga took advantage of Harris being worn out. He nailed him with the “SAMOAN HIPPO SPIKE” for the win. Umagapotamus advances.

Tusk vs Powerslam vs Tortallis vs Ram Jam: Tortallis finishes off Ram Jam with a “FLYING SHELL SENTON”. Powerslam nails Tortallis with a “piledriver” to finish him off. Powerslam could not sustain offense and Tusk gets the job done with a “Giant Swing”. Tusk advances.

Shell Shocker vs Cardinal Sin vs Trash Animan vs Saint Bernard: Cardinal Sin saved Saint Bernard from one pin attempt after “SHELL SHOCKED” but could not save him after another one. Saint Bernard is eliminated. Trash Animan falls to Cardinal Sin after “Bird Dropping”. Shell Shocker dominates Cardinal Sin and finishes him with a “Half Shell Hero Claw”. Shell Shocker advances.

Chuck the Roo vs Umagapotamus vs Tusk vs Shell Shocker: Chuck the Roo was eliminated following a “SHELL SHOCKED”. Tusk has Umaga on the ropes and finishes him with the “BONECRUSHER”. The final two combatants go back and forth for a bit. Shell Shocker comes away with a victory with “SHELL SHOCKED”.

Shell Shocker is the Leader of the Pack Trophy holder.

**Promoter’s Note** The final four was without a doubt the loooooooongest match in my history. It took me 2 real hours to finish this. It wasn’t constant time because I had to refresh my eyes a couple times. Once it got down to three, it went fast. But holy hell, the all defense no offense of this foursome was excrutiating.

[cordanus]

Nice results. An excellent job.

[sickman]

Thx Cordanus and everyone!!

Card #34

All Earth Zone, Planet Z, Ring of Saturn

Roswell Spectrum, Earth

An exciting night of action tonight. The Ring of Saturn Tag Team Championship is on the line as Ariel Foundation defends against The Titan Bulldogs. Pride defends the All Earth Zone Title against Irish Heat. And so much more. Welcome!

Brain Bashers vs Titan Revenge: Hard fought battle that ends in a 15 minute time limit draw.

Atlas vs Ace: Ace, in the running for the Planet Z title, gains momentum late in the match and picks up a win via a third “Loaded Glove”.

Bro Gnarly vs Galactic Defender: Bro Gnarly launches himself at Galactic Defender in the turnbuckle. Defender moves and Gnarly nails the top of the turnbuckle; falls backwards and gets pinned. Galactic Defender wins!

A recap is shown of the Ring of Saturn vs Masked Assassins feud with the Assassins leading 21-11 in the points standings. Ariel Foundations troubles against, not only the Assassins, but other matches as well. And the Titan Bulldogs insistence that they would represent the fed better.

Godspeed vs More Beautiful and Beastly: The debut of both teams and Godspeed was the better. Vain is destroyed and can’t even make a tag. Ajax and Achilles nail “BATTLE FOR OLYMPUS” and Buffet saves Vain. Achilles then locks in the “ACHILLES HEEL” for the victory.

There is a commotion in the arena. The camera pans around and you see the nCo; Hollywood Superstar, Blade Machismo, Freak Out and Olympus, they are high fiving the fans as they go down the aisles.

Hegemony vs Professor Sudden: Near the 15 minute mark, this back and forth match finally ends when Hegemony uses “OLD SCHOOL” for the win.

Mr. Vega vs Mr. Psycho: Mr. Vega wins because Mr. Psycho goes overboard outside the ring and uses the ring apron as a way to choke Vega.

Ring of Saturn Tag Team Championship:
Ariel Foundation (c ) vs The Titan Bulldogs: The two teams shake hands but you can tell there is an air about these two teams. Doesn’t last too long as Flash takes a “SUPER DIVING HEADBUTT”. Turbo is unable to make the save. Titan Bulldogs are the new Ring of Saturn Tag Champs.

Phenomenal Swift vs Assassin Z: Assassin Z gets the advantage and ends it quick with “ROLLING OLYMPIC HELL”.

All Earth Zone Championship:
Pride (c ) vs Irish Heat: Irish Heat finally gets his rematch for the title as a finalist in the tournament. A fast back and forth bout; Irish Heat hits “DROPPING HEAT” for a two and then comes back with “CHEERS!” for the win. Irish Heat is the new Earth Zone Champion!