THE U!

[Chilling Nightmare]

short and sweet. Good stuff.

[sickman]

Card #85

Sister's Of The Stars

Tonight, we have a big card for you. A number one contenders match for the SOS tag team Championships. as Symphony of Chaos take on 5th Element. Snoochie takes on Victoria Vega. And last but not least, we will have the contract signing for the SOS Championship for the second Starcade between the Champion Queen Persephone and the challenger Irish Bratz.

Mary Ann Steel vs Wyvern: Mary Ann Steel was dominant but she could not put Wyvern away early. Finally, just before the time limit draw, Steel nails Wyvern with "CANNONBALL" for the victory.

Nikki's Nightmares vs Woman Power: A quick match that ends with Honet Bunny tapping to "True Blood" from Fang Banger.

Lone Star vs Amanda The Restless: Lone Star is in a bit of a slump. Lone Star is able to over come the power advantage and wins via "STAY STRONG SUPERKICK".

Snoochie vs Victoria Vega: This match is the result of the Earth Girls vs Vega Showgirls fued, which has also spilled into the career of Andrea. Andrea helped Snoochie and Mary Ann Steel retain the SOS Tag Team Titles. Then Snoochie helped Andrea over come the double team by giving the "PENGUIN POUND" to the Showgirls. All the while, Snoochie has publicly denounced Andrea. It's like a soap opera!! Vega destroys Snoochie in three moves!! "SHOWGIRL SUPERKICK" for the win. Vega then waits for Snoochie to stand back up and nails the "SHOWGIRL SUPERKICK" once more before leaving.

#1 Contender's Match, SOS Tag Championships
Symphony of Chaos vs 5th Element: Solstice hits Nightmare Nikki with a "Solstice 450 Splash" for the win in less than one minute (snake eyes!!). 5th Element will take on Earh Girls at Starcade II.

Miss Black vs Andrea: All Andrea as she just beats on Miss Black. 'VOLASIAN STRANGLE DROP" +1 for the victory.

A table is set up in the middle of the ring with two chairs on either side. A lawyer that represents the GWFZ is in the ring with the contract. Irish Bratz is out first and looks fired up. She has lost two straight to the now SOS Champion Queen Persephone, and has vowed to get that title back. Queen Persephone is out next and looks as confident as ever. She struts out as slow as possible, An annoyed Irish Bratz takes a seat as she waits for the Champ. Queen Persephone knows how to iritate the challenger and is doing a great job. Persephone finally makes it in the ring and sits down opposite of Bratz, not once looking at her. Irish Bratz is staring a hole through the Champ though. The lawyer gets Bratz to sign the contract first. When he puts the contract in front of the Champ, she just laughs and says "you can't beat me"! Then signs on the dotted line. While the two stare at each other. neither of them see Nightmare Nikki, Amaranth, Eris, Fang Banger, Pitch Black, and Nemesis jump in the ring and jump both ladies. They each take turns beating on the Champ and challenger, laying waste to them. Nightmare Nikki grabs the SOS Championship and holds it high.

[cordanus]

Always enjoy what you do. Your fed is entertaining and a great read. And hopefully, I'll be back soon to post also. Keep up the great work.

[Chilling Nightmare]

clearly a biased referee in the #1 tag contenders match.

[sickman]

Thx Cordanus and CN!! On a bright side CN, Nikki was standing tall at the end!!

Card #86

Speed Zone

A short card for you today. Two debuts though. First "New Sensation" Julian Stevens debuts against Jack Rabbid. Then we have Carson P. Century coming to the Speed Zone for the first time, faces Undercover Alien.

"New Sensation" Julian Stevens vs Jack Rabbid: Incredible sequence. Rabbid throws Stevens out of the ring and hits him with a huge "moonsault" on the floor. Rabbid rolls him back in the ring and then goes up top for a high risk maneveur, but Stevens moved. Stevens immediately hits "RICH AND FAMOUS" but Rabbid kicked out. Stevens throws Rabbid out of the ring and Rabbid takes over. Then Rabbid gets DQ'd for hitting Stevens with a steel chair!! Stevens gets the victory.

Carson P Century vs Undercover Alien: CPC dominated most of the match but can't hit any of his finishers. Alien gets some offense and puts Carson in trouble but CPC gets Alien out of the ring and does enough damage to cause Alien to be counted out.

Torq is interviewed and he says that La Vuelta and Blue Tornado might be signed for Starcade but he has been on a huge roll as of late and expects to be named the number one contender in the near future.

Chili Fu vs Mike Quakenbush: Chili Fu takes advantage of a Quakenbush mistake and hits "CHILI CHOP SUEY" for the victory.

Chalupacabra vs Bullet: Bullet takes advantage outside the ring and then nails "BULLETPROOF" for the victory.

[sickman]

Card #87

Titans vs The Masked Assassins

Paragon of Virtue

The home of the Citadel of the Elite spent a lot of money to bring this feud to the Paragon of Virtue. The main event of the evening is for the Death Masque as Harm tries to bring it back to the Assassins from Forlorn. The Assassins hold a 39-34 point advantage in the quest to get to 75.

The Titan Bulldogs vs The Titan Turncoats: A long match that the Titan Bulldogs dominated for the most part. A "TITAN TOSS" to The Surgeon wins it for the Titans. 3 points.

Kevin Butcher vs Akuma the Ninja: "Springboard Moonsault" on the outside, Akuma rolls Butcher back in the ring and hits "NINJA AMBUSH" for the easy victory. 1 Point for the Assassins

Revelation vs Dogma: Revelation hits "BLIND JUSTICE" for the victory. 3 points awarded to The Titans.

Dragonlord vs DK III: DK III, with an almost foot in height difference, gets a long two count with "CATAPULT KICK", and then finishes Dragonlord with the "COSMIC LANCE"! 2 Points for The Assassins.

Death Masque
Forlorn vs Harm: How we got here. The Master Assassin challenged The Titan Bulldogs to put up there Ring Of Saturn Tag Titles on the line against his Assassin team. The Bulldogs retained. The next week, Stellar Nexus asked if The Master Assassin would put up The Death Masque, held by DK III; and he said yes. Forlorn won the Death Masque.

Harm goes for a power move that Forlorn easily blocks. Forlorn lifts Harm up and nails the "TITAN DROP". The ref is in position when the lights go out.



The lights come back on and there is a humanoid in the ring that has a CTA-102 look to him. He takes the butt of his gun and hits Forlorn in the back of the head, right in front of the ref by the way! Forlorn falls off of the cover attempt. Harm rolls an arm on top of Forlorn for the 1-2-3!

The lights go off again...

[sickman]

The lights come back on and three humanoids stand in the ring. The arena has been altered in the time the lights have been off though. The Citadel of the Elite banners have been replaced by CPC banners.

"I am Magnus Colby. I have bought the Citadel of the Elite. As you can see by the banners hanging from the walls, this is now the CPC. Titans; I hate your stinking guts! But, this will be a fair federation. There will be some changes. The Citadel of the Elite Title remains, but it is now a secondary title. The main title in this fed will be the CPC Championship. Now, I could just award myself the CPC Champion. But I'm a competitor. I want to prove that I'm the best. We will run the Impossible Tournament to determine the first CPC Champion. Good luck to all the competitors....unless your a Titan!" **chuckles**

Bracket A:
Magnus Colby
Mike Quakenbush
Revelation
Death Knight III

Bracket B:
Lieutenant Yusef
Titan Kid II
Harm
Rolex

Bracket C:
Champion of M83
Dogma
Stryker
Carson P. Century

Bracket D:
GQ Stratus
Tournament Master
Doctor Payne
Surgeon

[cordanus]

Great stuff as always. Glad to see the return of the U.

[sickman]

Thanx brotha!

Card 88
Paragon of Virtue

Bracket A:
Marcus Colby
Mike Quakenbush
Revelation
Death Knight III

Mike Quakenbush vs Revelation: Revelation locks Quakenbush in a "guillotine choke" for the tap out victory.

As Marcus Colby gets ready for this evening; he's approached by Magnifico and Tiberius Cota. The two former COTE members wonder why they were not included in this tournament to crown a CPC Champion. Colby scoffs at them and asks them if they have seen their win-loss record. When they try to step up in Colby's face, Yusef and M83 get in front of Magnifico and Cota.

Mike Quakenbush vs Marcus Colby: Quakenbush nails Colby with a "Titan Drop" and has him reeling. Colby rolls outside and when Quakenbush follows, Colby bounces his head against the announcer's table. He rolls him back inside and after about a minute, Colby locks on the "COLBY POWER CLAMP" for the win.

Death Knight III vs Revelation: All Death Knight III in this one. Although it did take "CATAPULT KICK" x5 to pick up the victory.

Marcus Colby vs Revelation: A quick match. Colby locks in the "COLBY POWER CLAMP" for the victory.

Mike Quakenbush vs Death Knight III: Death Knight III with a second "COSMIC LANCE" for the victory.

Marcus Colby vs Death Knight III: The winner of this match takes this bracket. Incredible match, befitting the two best from this bracket. Back and forth, both hesitant to make the first mistake. Colby takes advantage of a deathjump attempt and then locks in the "COLBY POWER CLAMP" for the victory and winner of Bracket A.

Marcus Colby: 3-0
Death Knight III: 2-1
Revelation: 1-2
Mike Quakenbush: 0-3

[Chilling Nightmare]

Nice to see the U in action.