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TGFITG and The GWFZ proudly present...
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"Move!"
Hosted by Mot, Kram and Johnny Rocket
*Pyro and Explosives as HELL YEAH's *You wouldn't know*
youtube.com/watch?v=D-Btj1D7lvk blares though the *Brand New*
GREATEST ARENA IN THE GALAXY Live from Detroit City Earth!
*Mot and Kram along with Johnny Rocket put over tonights
*ROUND ROBIN GWFZ CHAMPIONSHIP CLASSIC* between Umagapotamus (c), Strong and Ensor...
The order of the match - ups are announced...
Strong vs. Ensor
Umagapotamus (c) vs. Strong
Umagapotamus (c) vs. Ensor (If needed)
*Danzig's MOTHER hits and out comes Strong!
In the opening
*ROUND ROBIN CLASSIC* Ensor fails to land ERUPTION OF THARSIS even once, and falls to Strong in **** match after two consecutive STRONG!'s...
(If Strong beats Umagapotamus later in the show Strong wins and it's over...)
*In one of the best big man matches in recent history, Motor Psycho beats Ares when Ares attempts a superplex from the top rope, cannot lift the Giant cyborg all the way over and Psycho falls on him from the top rope for the pancake pin...
*Cuddley Claw, still bandaged and bruised from his beating from Umagapotamus, goes down to Leviathan and the LD 50...
...down from a bad few weeks, Claw is sad and mopes his way back up the ramp before slowing down......falling asleep.......and falling off the top of the ramp and into a pile of wires and electric equipment setting himself on fire! GWFZ security put the poor fella out quickly with fire extinguishers!
Claw needs help to the back on a stretcher for the second straight week fans...
*Irish Heat lays a whooping on Hegemony, never losing his temper and beating the wordy under carder with DROPPING HEAT...
*Harm in shown in the back rubbing his knee...Mot and Kram put over how Harm is a huge underdog in the cage vs. Xiongmao, and how the entire dressing room fears for his safety...
Kram says Harm has never faced tougher odds than he'll face tonight in defending his
O ZONE TITLE...
Xiongmao destroys Harm's knee with Japanda Splash and leaves Harm for dead after PANDAMONIUM into the
COSMIC CAGE, becoming new
GWFZ O ZONE CHAMPION!
*Church bells ring throughout
TGAITG and essence fills the air as out comes the newcomer, Saint Bernard...
Saint Bernard passes dog biscuits embroidered with WWSBD on them out to the crowd...
...in return most of the crowd throws them back at Bernard, who eats some of them before threatening some of the crowd with a "Hardcore Baptism!"
Saint Bernard scores a huge upset victory over former GWFZ CHAMPION Morbid with CLOTHESLINE FROM DOGGY HEAVEN!
After the match Bernard humiliates Morbid with Hardcore Baptism! Apparently Saint Bernard is the real deal and Mot, Kram and Johnny Rocket wonder out loud if new
GWFZ O ZONE CHAMPION and resident Hardcore maniac, Xiongmao will be the next "soul" Saint Bernard chooses to "save"...
*In their fourth meeting,
GWFZ CHAMPION Umagapotamus goes over stronger than ever (pun intended) taking
three STRONG!'s and winning after three consecutive Running Hippo Butt Bombs in another ****1/2 brawl between these two...
The Round Robin Series goes on!It's down to Umagapotamus and Ensor...if Umagapotamus wins he retains the belt...if Ensor wins that gives each man one victory and the series continues into the night...*In another match up of two heated rivals, Tournament Master catches a break and pulls one out against The Legacy in a
LEPUS STUN ROD MATCH after a Masterful Moonsault and perfect cover...
*In the
AETHRAN ULTIMATE ESCAPE MATCH, Darth Brooks becomes the goat of the night, falling to Rush, Sledgend, Gemello and finally Gemin in that order, none of his partners ever making it into the match!
After the match GWFZ newcomer Varsity stops The Headliners from leaving the ring and gets in the grill of Grillz!
Varsity (pointing at a downed Darth Brooks who has since rolled out of the ring and lays motionless outside of it...): Hey! What kind of sick joke do you have for a tag team partner?
Grillz: WHAT!?
Varsity: I came here to wrestle! I want a match!
Grillz: WHAT???
Varsity: I want a match.
Grillz: WHAT???
Varsity: I want a match.
Grillz: WHAT???
Varsity: ...
...Can you hear me or are you just fucking with me...?
Grillz: YEAH!
Varsity: ...Knock it off!
Grillz: OK!
Grillz punches Varsity knocking him to the mat and motions to the time keeper to ring the bell as Varsity gets his wish!
Varsity rebounds quickly and squashes Grillz pinning him with PCD!
After the match The Moral Majority drag Darth Brooks into the ring and nail him straight in the nuts with SENSITIVITY TRAINING!
As The Moral Majority celebrates in the ring cameras pan to Narcotik (who is still serving his 15 card exile) smiling and laughing while clapping as Johnny Rocket freaks out and throws his monitor down upon seeing the shot...
*
GWFZ TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS The Galaxy's Greatest Tag Team retain the titles beating Claws and Knives in an
EARTH LADDER MATCH when Overtime pulls an amazing stunt, hitting DSC with THE CLINCHER from the top turnbuckle knocking him off the top of the ladder while grabbing onto and landing on the ladder in the same motion, then reaching up and grabbing the belts for the win!
*In one of the biggest upsets in the GFITG history, Plethador survives Entry Wound and scores a clean win over the body snatching Symbiote with SUCTION CLAW!
Plethador celebrates wildly after the match with the fans!
And in the Main Event...
GWFZ CHAMPION Umagapotamus nails Ensor with SAMOAN HIPPO SPIKE and has him pinned following a referee bump...but there is no one there to count it!
A fired up Umagapotamus barks in his native tongue as he tries to revive the referee...as he does he is nailed from behind by...
...
...
Strong!
Strong knocks Umagapotamus out of the ring, wakes up the referee, picks up Ensor and crushes him with STRONG!
The awakened ref rings the bell and calls for the DQ! Ensor wins!
The crowd erupts in a roar as they realize
The Round Robin Series goes on!Tensions flair as all three fighters wait as GWFZ officials re-draw the order of the next round of the Round Robin!
The order of the second round of match - ups are announced...
Umagapotamus (c) vs. Strong
Strong vs. Ensor
Umagapotamus (c) vs. Ensor (if needed)
*The crowd pops loud as hell as Strong becomes the
NEW GWFZ CHAMPION, finally taking the title from the Ani-Man bulldozer after Umagapotamus stays down after his
sixth STRONG! of the night!
Strong finally takes the belt off of Umagapotamus!
And in the last match of the biggest fucking big FUCKING card ever...
*Strong makes his first title defense a strong one, putting down Ensor in under three minutes with STRONG! retaining his
NEW GWFZ CHAMPIONSHIP!
BFC 33 ends with Strong standing a top the ramp of
THE GREATEST ARENA IN THE GALAXY as the crowd chants his name!
STRONG!
STRONG!
STRONG!
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