Post by Matt on Mar 8, 2008 23:52:38 GMT -5
NB Card 51 - COSMIC CLASH
Warrior Village Coliseum, Aethra
Tanck steamrolled Rush
- Tanck uses the IRON MAN VISE to get the victory. (1.5 stars)
~ Tanck engages in a cocky celebration of his victory over Rush, when Thunder runs out and interrupts, hitting THE TEMPEST on the strongman, injuring him for 1 card!
Titan Glory fell to The Troubleshooters
- Squash win for Muss and The Bomb, as they use TROUBLE TIMES TWO to put down Reckless. (1.5 stars)
Steele Freak retained the United Stars Title by topping Payback in a Cosmic Cage Match
- Solid bout again between the two. Freak escapes the cage after a bulldog. (3.5 stars)
VidCam: Vidtek is in the locker room area trying get an interview with the Gladiators.
Vidtek: Hey, everyone, Vidtek here, reporting from the Gladiators locker room area. I’m going to find out exactly what Overkill did, if anything, to Sly Drury over the past few weeks, and see how Disaster is feeling before his big match tonight. Plus, I want to ask Thunder about his protégé Rush, who is now 0-2 in the GWF.
Thunder walks past, talking to Spike, the Aethran Minister of War.
Vidtek: Thunder, got a minute?
Thunder: Less than that for you.
Vidtek: Well, then I guess I’ll make it quick. Do you think Rush is really ready for the GWF? Perhaps he should be training with the GWFZ to help prepare him, especially since it appears the GWFZ will become an actual wrestling federation soon, instead of just a training facility.
Thunder: How dare you question how we prepare Aethrans for combat in the GWF. Rush’s preparation on Aethra is far more advanced than any that Star Warrior or any other GWF has-been could give him in the GWFZ. But, since you mentioned it, yes there are plans for Rush to make an appearance in the GWFZ once the actual wrestling matches begin. Rush won’t be there to train, he’ll be there to dominate.
Vidtek: At what point does Rush enter the GWF full-time?
Thunder: Silence! I’ve told you enough already.
Thunder walks away. Shortly thereafter, the locker room door opens and Disaster walks out.
Vidtek: Disaster! How do you feel about your match in the Torture Chamber with Sly Drury tonight?
Disaster: How do I feel? (laughing) Tonight, I truly represent the feelings of all Aethrans when I not only beat Drury, but destroy and humiliate him.
Vidtek: What about Kill Prey? He scored a pretty big win over you last week.
Disaster: Tonight I take care of Sly Drury. Afterwards, I’ll deal with Kill Prey.
Disaster takes off, shoving the VidCam out of his way as he leaves.
Vidtek: I’ve got one more person to find, Overkill. Don’t worry GWF fans, I’ll get the story straight from his mouth!
Bloodline & Tauran defeated Encubus & Epoch
- Quick match, with Encubus tapping to the TAURAN SHARPSHOOTER. (1.5 stars)
Thrash pinned Latasha to retain the Women's Title
- Outstanding match between the two. Thrash hits FEMME FATAL for the win. (4.5 stars)
In a Tirion Triple Threat Match for the Inter-Planetary Title, Valour pinned The Gatekeeper
- Match of the year candidate, as both Kill Prey and The Gatekeeper took turns hammering Valour. It proved to be a lengthy back and forth match, with both Lorelei getting involved in defense of Valour and Shann Ra for Kill Prey. Finish saw Valour have a VIOLENT OUTBURST on The Gatekeeper for the 1-2-3. (5 stars)
VidCam: Vidtek has tracked down Overkill.
Vidtek: Overkill, the galaxy’s dying to know what really happened between you and Sly Drury? Did you really kidnap him like he’s claiming?
Overkill: Hahaha. Like I wanted to take care of Drury for a couple of weeks. Of course I didn’t kidnap him. I carried him out of that arena and sent him on the first cruiser off of Aethra. I did him a favor really. He would have been beaten down by the entire crowd.
Vidtek: So why is he saying you kidnapped him?
Overkill: What is he going to say? That he was too chicken to make an appearance anywhere near Disaster? He hid at home for two full weeks. I finally went myself to Maffei II to try and “reason” with him. OK, I guess you could say I kidnapped him; at least long enough to drag him to WarZone last week.
Vidtek: So you stuffed him in a crate and had him delivered to Massif?
Overkill: Seemed like the right thing to do. Otherwise he might never have shown his face again.
Nosfera stunned Endgame in an Earth Ladder Match
- The evil demon controls much of the action before hitting Panic in the Streets and climbing the ladder for the victory. (2.5 stars)
Swarm put down Tricks in a Pictor Four Corners Match
- Swarm survived a ton of punishment from the clown, while Tricks endured a great deal of his own. After an Andromeda Drop, Swarm successfully dragged Tricks to each corner to gain a hard fought win. (4.5 stars)
The Master Race shock the Aethran crowd by snatching the tag team titles from Havoc & Paralyze
- Thraxx wore down Paralyze early in the match, then Zygon did the same to Havoc, using the TRI CLAW to get the win and the belts. (4 stars)
Sly Drury completely shocks Aethra, and the entire Milky Way, by defeating Disaster in a Torture Chamber to retain the Galactic Title
- This might be the match of the decade, much less the match of the year. Sly Drury went right on the attack early on, stunning Disaster with a powerful offense. The Aethran hit back, and hard, knocking the champ around the ring. Drury, however, persevered, and with both men a bloody mess, he smashed Disaster's face into the titanium, knocking the Gladiator out and scoring an absolutely incredible victory in front of Disaster's home crowd. (5 stars)
~ The Aethran fans boo mercilessly, not at Drury, but at the dismal performance of their home wrestlers as the PPV goes off the air...
Warrior Village Coliseum, Aethra
Tanck steamrolled Rush
- Tanck uses the IRON MAN VISE to get the victory. (1.5 stars)
~ Tanck engages in a cocky celebration of his victory over Rush, when Thunder runs out and interrupts, hitting THE TEMPEST on the strongman, injuring him for 1 card!
Titan Glory fell to The Troubleshooters
- Squash win for Muss and The Bomb, as they use TROUBLE TIMES TWO to put down Reckless. (1.5 stars)
Steele Freak retained the United Stars Title by topping Payback in a Cosmic Cage Match
- Solid bout again between the two. Freak escapes the cage after a bulldog. (3.5 stars)
VidCam: Vidtek is in the locker room area trying get an interview with the Gladiators.
Vidtek: Hey, everyone, Vidtek here, reporting from the Gladiators locker room area. I’m going to find out exactly what Overkill did, if anything, to Sly Drury over the past few weeks, and see how Disaster is feeling before his big match tonight. Plus, I want to ask Thunder about his protégé Rush, who is now 0-2 in the GWF.
Thunder walks past, talking to Spike, the Aethran Minister of War.
Vidtek: Thunder, got a minute?
Thunder: Less than that for you.
Vidtek: Well, then I guess I’ll make it quick. Do you think Rush is really ready for the GWF? Perhaps he should be training with the GWFZ to help prepare him, especially since it appears the GWFZ will become an actual wrestling federation soon, instead of just a training facility.
Thunder: How dare you question how we prepare Aethrans for combat in the GWF. Rush’s preparation on Aethra is far more advanced than any that Star Warrior or any other GWF has-been could give him in the GWFZ. But, since you mentioned it, yes there are plans for Rush to make an appearance in the GWFZ once the actual wrestling matches begin. Rush won’t be there to train, he’ll be there to dominate.
Vidtek: At what point does Rush enter the GWF full-time?
Thunder: Silence! I’ve told you enough already.
Thunder walks away. Shortly thereafter, the locker room door opens and Disaster walks out.
Vidtek: Disaster! How do you feel about your match in the Torture Chamber with Sly Drury tonight?
Disaster: How do I feel? (laughing) Tonight, I truly represent the feelings of all Aethrans when I not only beat Drury, but destroy and humiliate him.
Vidtek: What about Kill Prey? He scored a pretty big win over you last week.
Disaster: Tonight I take care of Sly Drury. Afterwards, I’ll deal with Kill Prey.
Disaster takes off, shoving the VidCam out of his way as he leaves.
Vidtek: I’ve got one more person to find, Overkill. Don’t worry GWF fans, I’ll get the story straight from his mouth!
Bloodline & Tauran defeated Encubus & Epoch
- Quick match, with Encubus tapping to the TAURAN SHARPSHOOTER. (1.5 stars)
Thrash pinned Latasha to retain the Women's Title
- Outstanding match between the two. Thrash hits FEMME FATAL for the win. (4.5 stars)
In a Tirion Triple Threat Match for the Inter-Planetary Title, Valour pinned The Gatekeeper
- Match of the year candidate, as both Kill Prey and The Gatekeeper took turns hammering Valour. It proved to be a lengthy back and forth match, with both Lorelei getting involved in defense of Valour and Shann Ra for Kill Prey. Finish saw Valour have a VIOLENT OUTBURST on The Gatekeeper for the 1-2-3. (5 stars)
VidCam: Vidtek has tracked down Overkill.
Vidtek: Overkill, the galaxy’s dying to know what really happened between you and Sly Drury? Did you really kidnap him like he’s claiming?
Overkill: Hahaha. Like I wanted to take care of Drury for a couple of weeks. Of course I didn’t kidnap him. I carried him out of that arena and sent him on the first cruiser off of Aethra. I did him a favor really. He would have been beaten down by the entire crowd.
Vidtek: So why is he saying you kidnapped him?
Overkill: What is he going to say? That he was too chicken to make an appearance anywhere near Disaster? He hid at home for two full weeks. I finally went myself to Maffei II to try and “reason” with him. OK, I guess you could say I kidnapped him; at least long enough to drag him to WarZone last week.
Vidtek: So you stuffed him in a crate and had him delivered to Massif?
Overkill: Seemed like the right thing to do. Otherwise he might never have shown his face again.
Nosfera stunned Endgame in an Earth Ladder Match
- The evil demon controls much of the action before hitting Panic in the Streets and climbing the ladder for the victory. (2.5 stars)
Swarm put down Tricks in a Pictor Four Corners Match
- Swarm survived a ton of punishment from the clown, while Tricks endured a great deal of his own. After an Andromeda Drop, Swarm successfully dragged Tricks to each corner to gain a hard fought win. (4.5 stars)
The Master Race shock the Aethran crowd by snatching the tag team titles from Havoc & Paralyze
- Thraxx wore down Paralyze early in the match, then Zygon did the same to Havoc, using the TRI CLAW to get the win and the belts. (4 stars)
Sly Drury completely shocks Aethra, and the entire Milky Way, by defeating Disaster in a Torture Chamber to retain the Galactic Title
- This might be the match of the decade, much less the match of the year. Sly Drury went right on the attack early on, stunning Disaster with a powerful offense. The Aethran hit back, and hard, knocking the champ around the ring. Drury, however, persevered, and with both men a bloody mess, he smashed Disaster's face into the titanium, knocking the Gladiator out and scoring an absolutely incredible victory in front of Disaster's home crowd. (5 stars)
~ The Aethran fans boo mercilessly, not at Drury, but at the dismal performance of their home wrestlers as the PPV goes off the air...