|
Post by Todd on Mar 8, 2011 11:43:23 GMT -5
|
|
|
Post by Todd on Mar 13, 2011 8:50:45 GMT -5
W3 CHAMPIONSHIP RUMBLE Mos Eisley Spaceport Tatooine Sponsored by Jack Mansteaks “Simply Mansteak” Dark Matches Mini Moto The piggyback Ninjas beat Cosmic Ray with a spike piledriver Severe Wu Ping defeated Amish Robot with a severe sleeper Phineas Phatback with Eep Eeep standing at his side opens the show and welcomes everyone to the rebirth of the W3 wrestling federation Phatback quickly turns things over to the men seated at ringside calling the action Undercover Alien and Buddy Hotpants. Elimination Match For W3 Ladies Title Thunder Ball vs. Suzy Succubus vs. Mona Mammeries vs. Cap’n Booticilous Referee Jack Schlappe Suzy Succubus eliminates Cap’n Bootilicious quickly with a SUCCUBUSTER. Thunderball hits Mona Mammeries with her VITAMEATAVEGIM finisher and covers for a 2 count. Suzy Succubus punishes Thunderball with a bitch slaps and a corner boot choke before Taking her out with a impaler DDT. Suzy Succubus incapacitates Mona Mammeries with devil dust but fails to follow up with a flying elbow drop off the top turnbuckle when Mona rolls out of harms way. Mona puts the finishing touches on Suzy Succubus with THANKS FOR THE MAMMERIES W3 LADIES CHAMPION MONA MAMMERIES ! 16 MAN RUMBLE FOR THE ULTIMATE TITLE First two in the ring to start things off The Boxing Bag of Bones John L Skeleton and The Master Of Chimp Fu Monkey Chan. #3 Everyone’s favorite inquisitor Lil’ Torquemada - Monkey Chan eliminates John L Skeleton # 4 from the ninth plane of hell Johnny Satan ! on #5 Straight Out Of Compton Busta Capp ! - Johnny Satan and Busta Capp team up to eliminate Monkey Chan # 6 Making is professional wrestling debut Sheik Yerbouti ! - Johnny Satan eliminates Sheik Yerbouti - Lil’ Torquemada eliminates Busta Capp # 7 The Great Emancipator Abraham Lincoln X ! # 8 The Fighting Mad Hippie # 9 The little lad who loves berries and cream Dickey Cravatte ! - Johnny Satan eliminates Lil Torquemada # 10 OOG ! - Oog goes right to work and takes out The Fighting Mad Hippie and Dick Cravatte #11 Mr. Tentacles Octopus Johnson ! - Lincoln X eliminates Johnny Satan. - Octopus Johnson eliminates Oog # 12 Half Man Half Mogwai Johnny Gizmo #13 The Kitty Cat Golem Frankenpuss - Johnny Gizmo takes out Octopus Johnson #14 The Oak Ridge Monster - Frankenpuss eliminates Johnny Gizmo - The Oak Ridge Monster eliminates Frankenpuss #15 Flex Manley #16 The Plastered Pillager Thundermug ! - Thundermug eliminates Lincoln X - Flex Manley eliminates Thundermug W3 ULTIMATE CHAMPION Flex Manley ! Quick Results Monkey Chan eliminated John L Skeleton Johnny Satan and Busta Capp eliminated Monkey Chan Johnny Satan eliminated Sheik Yerbouti Lil’ Torquemada eliminated Busta Capp Johnny Satan eliminated Lil Torquemada Oog eliminated The Fighting Mad Hippie and Dicky Cravatte Lincoln X eliminated Johnny Satan Frankenpuss eliminated Johnny Gizmo - The Oak Ridge Monster eliminated Frankenpuss Octopus Johnson eliminated Oog Thundermug eliminated Lincoln X - Flex Manley eliminated The Oak Ridge Monster - Flex Manley eliminated Thundermug
|
|
|
Post by Vidtek on Mar 13, 2011 19:13:17 GMT -5
Nice show Todd, but one question...who eleminated The Oak Ridge Mosnter?
|
|
|
Post by Justin Case on Mar 13, 2011 19:52:18 GMT -5
I'm guessing Flex Manly did being he won!?
|
|
|
Post by Todd on Mar 13, 2011 20:06:44 GMT -5
It was Manley sorry about that
|
|
|
Post by Werner Mueck on Mar 15, 2011 3:13:54 GMT -5
There's been a little more interest in these sets lately for some reason. I've gotten at least 3 PM's about them from different people over the last few weeks. A little surprised about it.
Also surprised Ray wasn't rooting for Shiek Yerbouti. Looked like a fun battle royal, what rules/charts did you use?
|
|
|
Post by Todd on Mar 15, 2011 7:11:31 GMT -5
There's been a little more interest in these sets lately for some reason. I've gotten at least 3 PM's about them from different people over the last few weeks. A little surprised about it. Also surprised Ray wasn't rooting for Shiek Yerbouti. Looked like a fun battle royal, what rules/charts did you use? I've wanted to do a W3 fed for years but just now getting around to making time for it. I used the battle royal rules from the vintage mayhem site. I think the woman's name is either sheila or cindy
|
|
|
Post by Justin Case on Mar 15, 2011 16:46:25 GMT -5
Also surprised Ray wasn't rooting for Shiek Yerbouti. I really didn't have a chance to cheer for him. He was out of the battle royal about as fast he entered it!
|
|
|
Post by Todd on Mar 16, 2011 19:18:53 GMT -5
I wanted to do something different with this fed and decided to do the write with the same idea as Pure Hatred's In The Zone GWF fed. In case you're not familair with In The Zone it was written from the viewpoint of a typical Internet smarky columnist . It was incredible writing and one of the best GWF feds I've ever read. I could never hope to write something that good but I can put the same spine on this fed. I would normally ask permission first but it looks like Pure Hatred hasn't logged in for several years. So I hope he doesn't mind. This is work in progress and any feedback is appeciatedW3 SUPERSTARS Sponsored by Spinxtor Cigars
The Big Picture The show centers around W3 champions Flex Manley and Mona Mammeries and potential number one contenders and challenges. Anybody and everybody from Severe Wu Ping to Thundermug and Cap’n Bootilicious make some sort of noise about getting title shots. I’m not sure how but this leads to a mixed tag team main event between the two W3 champions taking on Johnny Satan and Suzy Succubus. The Main Event is decent enough with the ladies starting things off and the W3 ladies champion Mona Mammeries sending Suzy Succubus over the top rope with a very high kick just before the guys take over. Johnny Satan comes close to defeating W3 champion Flex Manley with a Viledriver and BEALZE BOMB before Manley comes back to win with FLEX APPEAL After the match the arena suddenly goes black and loud church bells ring out. A bright flash a of light reveals Lil Torquemada standing at the top of the entrance ramp pointing a scepter at Johnny Satan as the show goes off the air Other Stuff I cant say enough bad things about the opening match of tonight’s show. Severe Wu Ping is a terrible worker and a complete no sell in my opinion. Hopefully the W3 will wont let this guy hang around and stick up the joint. Cosmic Ray on the other hand seemed really over with the fans and I think we’ll see him getting a bigger place in the W3 in the future - a great back and forth match that really should have been the opening match sees Monkey Chan takes on John L Skeleton. Monkey Chan uses a variety of high flying moves and leg sweeps while John L Skeleton relies on his boxing skills. Monkey Chan delivers a CHIMPANSTEINER and makes the cover just as Chan’s manager Eep Eep jumps on the ring apron and takes a whiz on referee Jack Schlappe causing Chan to lose by disqualification. Eep Eep is such an ass but you have to love him ! Throughout the show The Fighting Mad Hippie is shown searching the arena for Phineas Phatback. The Fighting Mad Hippie is hell bent on confronting the W3 owner about making restitution for the forest disaster that caused him brain damage and destroyed a large chunk of the Brazilian rain forest but is given false information several times about Phatback’s whereabouts by Phatback’s personal assistant Dick Cravatte Sheik Yerbouti comes out to the ring to The Village People’s YMCA really winning over the crowd and especially color commentator Buddy Hotpants. The Sheik has the crowd dancing in the aisles in the meantime The Sheik’s opponent Busta Capp decided he’s had enough and takes out the soundboard with his gat hand. The Sheik grabs the mic and curses Busta Capp up and down In Arabic. Busta Capp responds by flashing some gang signs. This silly exchange goes on for several minutes before the time keeper rings the bell and the ref orders the two to being the match. Overall this match isn’t too bad with the exception of all the pre match nonsense. Sheik Yerbouti puts a good fight and even gets a pin a pin attempt with DISCO BALL. Busta Capp lands a brutal GHETTO GUILLOTINE for the win Doctor Mutato cuts a creepy promo about the newest item available in the W3 online store the Doctor Mutato Create Your Own Shrunken Head Kit. Other items available soon Amish Robot My Legendary Journey From Rumspringa To The W3 DVD and a Flex Manley Stretch Armstrong As a added pre match attraction Octopus Johnson impresses the crowd by performing the classic Houdini milk can escape. Following the escape Johnson beats the tar out of poor Johnny Gizmo and forces him to tap out to a calamari twist Quick ResultsCosmic Ray def Severe Wu Ping * John L Skeleton def Monkey Chan by DQ **1/2 Busta Capp def Sheik Yerbouti ** Octopus Johnson def Johnny Gizmo * Flex Manley and Mona Mammeries def Johnny Satan and Suzy Succubus ***
|
|
|
Post by Werner Mueck on Mar 17, 2011 21:59:26 GMT -5
Great write up, lot of funny moments.
Severe Wu Ping can't get a break, i don't know why. Sorry to see Eep Epp whiz a win down the referee's leg. I actually pictured the pre-match exchange between Busta and Shiek. Great card.
I'm working on something you may be interested. no idea when I'll be done. Let's just say I had some stuff laying around that I never used that I might finally do something with.
|
|